The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 25, 2024

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    codycab  about 1 month ago

    Given that Brutus is shorter than Gladys, that’s saying alot.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Yes, but now your pate is cooler

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    j_m_kuehl  about 1 month ago

    What, you got a burst of energy, and stopped slouching when you’re walking?

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    jmworacle  about 1 month ago

    To comment would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

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    MReese  about 1 month ago

    Or six inches too high.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Time to buy a brand-new hat.

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    nosirrom  about 1 month ago

    Too bad he’s bald. The fan would be cheaper than a barber.

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    rob.home  about 1 month ago

    Reminds me of Lloyd Bridges waving his hat to the public as president, when getting off the presidential chopper.

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    zzeek  about 1 month ago

    Everything off the top, but short back and sides. Like a trip to the barber shop.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I raised my arm into one white removing my T-shirt and got hit by one of the blades. Bent it just enough that it never ran smoothly again

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    My First Premium Member about 1 month ago

    LOL

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Aw geez Brutus . That was a new hat .

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    CorkLock  about 1 month ago

    If it hit Brutus’ hat – Gladys gets the guillotine. Beware! Mother Gargle come here… Tee Hee..

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    WaitingMan  about 1 month ago

    In retrospect, replacing the fan blades with machetes was not the best idea.

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    pat sandy creator about 1 month ago

    Brutus has a new project fixing the ceiling fan…

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    Just-me  about 1 month ago

    I’ve never stuck an arm into a ceiling fan, but I’m sure I will sooner or later.

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    Strawberry King  about 1 month ago

    Good grief! That coulda gone a lot worse!

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    Jeff0811  about 1 month ago

    Before you fix the fan, there is one thing you just have to do Brutus. Have the Veeblefesters over for dinner.

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    at least it wasn’t yowch. :)

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Oh that’s hilarious! Brutus’s fan club wishes he would have asked Mother Gargle to come in and have a look and then revved it up but he’s too kind for that.

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    bigplayray  about 1 month ago

    You’re a celebrity Brutus. You should be used to running into Fans!

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    suelou  about 1 month ago

    Isn’t she a bit taller than he is??? She would be lucky to keep half her head!

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    And apparently sharpened the wind blades. My major concern though is that his wife and her mother are a good 8 inches talker than Brutus is. Was this an accident OR was it done wth a nefarious purpose. Though l am impressed that he could install a ceiling fan……

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    Robert- 50d99b]  about 1 month ago

    Need to lower the floor.

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    mindjob  about 1 month ago

    Flashbacks of Catch 22

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    rhpii  about 1 month ago

    Maybe he could start the Brutus Visor Company and quit selling Tea Cozies.

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    lbhorton  about 1 month ago

    Measure once then measure again!

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    On the bright side, you don’t have to get a haircut. Now it’s mother Gargle’s turn.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  about 1 month ago
    A friend of mine had one. Her cats loved to ride on it. How they kept their balance om it was amazing. Especially when it was moving.
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    Medtech4  about 1 month ago

    We went to a friend’s lake house one summer day to spend the night (a self proclaimed genius, I might add) and my husband realized all his overhead fans were on “reverse”. The ‘genius’ didn’t realize they were going the wrong way! My husband said, “Didn’t you realize they weren’t cooling you down?” The narcissistic genius was humiliated deep down inside and never spoke of it again.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I am not convinced by today’s comic. There is no way that Brutus installed a ceiling fan and it stayed up in the ceiling and actually runs. I do believe that if he could do it, this would happen., and it did make me laugh.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    Brutus is, perhaps, lucky his hat was the only casualty.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 month ago

    now brutus is a cut above… ☺

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    christelisbetty  about 1 month ago

    We called the one we had in our mobile home the Steve-o-matic" on account of my tall BIL. (We put it over the kitchen table, so it didn’t get walked into.)

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