The galaxies formed 20 Billion years ago, the milky way 6 Billion years ago. Single cell organisms appears 3 Billion years ago. 300,000 years ago. first intelligent language was just 5000 years ago. Humans have no purpose. How many people can you name from just 500 years ago? without saying Chris Columbus, Queen Isabella, or Pope Alexander VI which means every one else was irrelevant. You will not be remembered in the year 2525…if man is still alive!!!!!
Calvin is basically me. I think about random questions of the universe that cannot be answered and wake up in the middle of the night. I’ve been trying to stop it. Whenever I think about something like that, I tell myself, “There’s no need to go crazy”
codycab 3 months ago
I guess salmon was a close second.
dadthedawg Premium Member 3 months ago
Tastes grrrrrreat…..
Sugar Bombs 95 3 months ago
That grin he does in the third panel completes this strip.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 3 months ago
That’s one way to make sure Calvin doesn’t fall asleep.
Hello Everyone 3 months ago
Don’t ask Hobbes questions when he wants to sleep!
wallylm 3 months ago
As Gary Larson put it, we’re kind of like nature’s spam: no fur, no claws, no antlers or horns, just soft and pink!
snsurone76 3 months ago
Don’t worry, Calvin. He’s not about to give up tuna fish sandwiches to eat you.
snsurone76 3 months ago
Considering how the world has become, that’s a d@mned good question, Calvin.
Farside99 3 months ago
Now Hobbes can drift blissfully off to sleep, knowing Calvin will stay awake and quietly watch him all night.
johndifool 3 months ago
I thought it was Monster Under The Bed Food.
Charliegirl Premium Member 3 months ago
One of my favorites!
Purple People Eater 3 months ago
Is that why we’re driving them to extinction?
Jayalexander 3 months ago
I like people with good taste, who taste good.
sandpiper 3 months ago
Very funny once again. Perfect anxiety punch
KC135E/R BOOMER 3 months ago
This one is why I wish Larson had not gone away in a snit. Perfection.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
With fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Indiana Guy Premium Member 3 months ago
“There’s no such thing as a tough child — if you parboil them first for several hours, they always come out tender.” — W.C. Fields
einarbt 3 months ago
Love this strip.
win.45mag 3 months ago
No. The reason is to glorify GOD !!!!!
happyinvenice23 3 months ago
Big mistake!
Gent 3 months ago
Hey it better than getting eated by them monsters under the bed.
Superhawk 3 months ago
Calvin shouldn’t be worried. Hobbes is showing nothing but vegetarian teeth.
bbenoit 3 months ago
Shouldn’t a tiger’s grinning teeth be pointier?
minty_Joe 3 months ago
Answer: “42”
mckeonfuneralhomebx 3 months ago
The galaxies formed 20 Billion years ago, the milky way 6 Billion years ago. Single cell organisms appears 3 Billion years ago. 300,000 years ago. first intelligent language was just 5000 years ago. Humans have no purpose. How many people can you name from just 500 years ago? without saying Chris Columbus, Queen Isabella, or Pope Alexander VI which means every one else was irrelevant. You will not be remembered in the year 2525…if man is still alive!!!!!
ThatOneKid 3 months ago
Calvin is basically me. I think about random questions of the universe that cannot be answered and wake up in the middle of the night. I’ve been trying to stop it. Whenever I think about something like that, I tell myself, “There’s no need to go crazy”
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
Sleeping with one eye open!!!!
rshive 3 months ago
Calvin will not get a restful sleep. Unlike Hobbes.
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
If we were put here to help others, what were others put here for?
bloodykate 3 months ago
LOL!!
formathe 3 months ago
I saw this one on facebook three days ago.
PassinThru 3 months ago
Perhaps Calvin should remind Hobbes that tigers that eat humans usually end up smiling on a wall over the mantle of someone’s fireplace.
ladykat Premium Member 3 months ago
Good one, Hobbes!
arrseetee 3 months ago
This has gotta be one of the best of all the great strips.
Robert- 50d99b] 3 months ago
In the end we are all just plant food. Pushing up Daisies.
Alberta Oil 3 months ago
The same reason there are worms.. there was a vacancy and “we” stepped in… no doubt to be replaced by something else.
patrickab7 3 months ago
Maybe I should jump in the tiger pit at the zoo and fulfill that prophecy.
DKHenderson 3 months ago
As Hobbes pointed out, tigers are made of “Dragonflies and Katydids, but mostly chewed-up little kids.”
mistercatworks 3 months ago
If I come home late and have to delay a couple of minutes before feeding my cats, I start to worry about that feral gaze. :)
lnrokr55 3 months ago
True Dat Hobbes!
bobtoledo Premium Member 3 months ago
Everyone has there own personal perspective.
hagarthehorrible 3 months ago
The sheepish grin on Hobbes knocked out Calvin from midnight hallucinations.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Best daily cartoon even for this strip? Hmm, could be.
Bilan 3 months ago
Hobbe’s mother told him not to play with his food. He didn’t listen.
sobrown51 3 months ago
I think the tigers are losing unfortunately.
A Hip loving Canadian... 3 months ago
Food for thought and food for a tiger. Who knew?
62kathleenhicks 3 months ago
Make sure he isn’t hungry and asleep!
Curiosity Premium Member 3 months ago
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
Just-me 3 months ago
Sweet dreams Calvin!
sincavage05 3 months ago
Best excuse for us that I’ve ever heard.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
And the worst part is you can’t tell if Hobbes is being facetious or not.