Had neighbors that would walk their little yapper past my house. I would attempt to go out and talk with them. But the little yapper would not stop barking as soon as I approached, making conversation impossible. She (it was her dog) would only laugh and made no attempt at quieting the mutt. I gave up trying.
I have never owned a dog. I have never felt the need to subjugate an animal just so I could have something around to feel superior to. Cats on the other hand, keep me around for exactly that reason.
You dodged a bullet on that one buddy. I agree that women should not date someone that their dog is leery of. However, if she has her dogs so ill behaved that they climb on you… Dodged a bullet.
I’m a cat guy. I’ve been dating a woman a few times. Every time we are walking on the street, she literally stops to pet EVERY dog along the way. Not a great sign.
Why must I like being jumped upon by your mutts? Am I supposed to sit and take it if they hump my shin? Should I welcome the flea bites too? I’m leaving, now.
I agree… I like dogs, but can’t stand to be licked on the face (or other really intrusive behavior). I would not be able to live with someone who allowed dogs to do such things.
Hmm, if she lets her dogs lick her face like that I would imagine that kissing her could come uncomfortably close to kissing her dogs. Considering that some dogs do utterly filthy things with their mouths and the prospect of other fish in the sea.
Imagine 2 months ago
Maybe the bacon aftershave wasn’t such a good idea after all.
C 2 months ago
Karens gotta Karen
blunebottle 2 months ago
I thought he was saying thanks to her for telling him to leave.
Gent 2 months ago
Finally he escape from that flea infested apartment!
Darth Stevious 2 months ago
I wouldn’t have made it to the chair.
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
Fine, I’ll leave! … but I should tell you that I watched one of ‘em go…
… m’eh, you’ll figure it out sooner or later!
markkahler52 2 months ago
Your cats, on the other hand…
Kroykali 2 months ago
I would have been gone before she said that.
Kroykali 2 months ago
Had neighbors that would walk their little yapper past my house. I would attempt to go out and talk with them. But the little yapper would not stop barking as soon as I approached, making conversation impossible. She (it was her dog) would only laugh and made no attempt at quieting the mutt. I gave up trying.
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
Be glad. Run!
joegeethree 2 months ago
Dogs are okay, it’s the dog breath, the slobber and dog hair that’s makes me cringe a bit.
ladykat 2 months ago
My cats were here before you were!
walstib Premium Member 2 months ago
Thankfully the one on his leg is out of the picture frame.
cor_en_fa 2 months ago
I have never owned a dog. I have never felt the need to subjugate an animal just so I could have something around to feel superior to. Cats on the other hand, keep me around for exactly that reason.
pat sandy creator 2 months ago
she has her priorities right…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
She’s always barking orders.
bilbrlsn 2 months ago
My sentiments exactly.
rodney 2 months ago
You dodged a bullet on that one buddy. I agree that women should not date someone that their dog is leery of. However, if she has her dogs so ill behaved that they climb on you… Dodged a bullet.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
I’m a cat guy. I’ve been dating a woman a few times. Every time we are walking on the street, she literally stops to pet EVERY dog along the way. Not a great sign.
Howard'sMyHero 2 months ago
She’s too coffeed up … cup and all …!
zeexenon 2 months ago
I agree 100%. And he should be thankful they’re not black Labs.
dpatrickryan Premium Member 2 months ago
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Merrie Soltis Premium Member 2 months ago
Yeah, leave. Because if she lets her dogs jump all over guests like that, just wait until she had KIDS.
The Tooninator creator 2 months ago
classic
olds_cool63 2 months ago
Her: “Beat it, ya bum”!
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Dogs being obnoxious always starts with the owner, I never blame the dog ! ;-)
Aimless Melissa 2 months ago
Why must I like being jumped upon by your mutts? Am I supposed to sit and take it if they hump my shin? Should I welcome the flea bites too? I’m leaving, now.
chromosome Premium Member 2 months ago
I agree… I like dogs, but can’t stand to be licked on the face (or other really intrusive behavior). I would not be able to live with someone who allowed dogs to do such things.
BaronBosse 2 months ago
Hmm, if she lets her dogs lick her face like that I would imagine that kissing her could come uncomfortably close to kissing her dogs. Considering that some dogs do utterly filthy things with their mouths and the prospect of other fish in the sea.
Run!
And celebrate your escape.