Thank you, Stephan Pastis!!!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!! to quote from who framed Roger rabbit, “thanks, I needed that!!!!” Dan aka…ps again a very sincere thank you from my heart!!!!
“She’s actin’ single, I’m drinkin’ doubles”… “Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life”… “You’re the hangnail in my life, and I can’t cut you off”….
BasilBruce about 4 hours ago
One of my favorite jokes:
Q. What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
A. You get your wife back, your truck back, your house back, your dog back . . .
Bilan about 4 hours ago
At least it’s better than your pickup truck cheating on you.
sirbadger about 4 hours ago
With the self-driving feature, the pickup truck could run away with his wife’s car.
DanielRyanMulligan1 about 4 hours ago
Thank you, Stephan Pastis!!!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!! to quote from who framed Roger rabbit, “thanks, I needed that!!!!” Dan aka…ps again a very sincere thank you from my heart!!!!
iggyman about 4 hours ago
The best title I heard was “If I would have done it when I wanted to, I’d be out of jail now”!
iggyman about 4 hours ago
You forgot trains!
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Maizing about 4 hours ago
From You Never Even Call Me By My Name by David Allan Coe
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train
194919671982 about 3 hours ago
“I’ll never forget good ol’ what’s her name.”
californiamonty about 3 hours ago
Only nine million?
JLChi about 3 hours ago
Greatest country music song? No such thing. Best you can do is least horrible.
RobinHood about 3 hours ago
I got friends in low places.
rk about 2 hours ago
“She’s actin’ single, I’m drinkin’ doubles”… “Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life”… “You’re the hangnail in my life, and I can’t cut you off”….
Aimless Melissa about 2 hours ago
And pop music is all about hooking up or breaking up. Is that better?