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We once had someone who had an issue with the Masons graffiti the welcome sign the lodge maintained you can into town. Spray painted âSATIN WORSHIPS HEREâ. At least that narrowed it down to a local high school graduate. Morans.
In their earlier years together, Earl might have playfully treated the satin sheets as a âSlip âN Slideâ, manufactured (appropriately enough) by âWham-Oâ.
My wifeâs grandmother broke her hip at 85 falling out of bed. Her grandfather told me it wasnât the sheets, it was lack of practice for 50 years. Very weird to have grampa talking about their sex lives.
Years ago at a country radio station I was interviewing at, I saw a commemorative plaque about the big hit Tammy Wynette song, Satin Sheets. Only satin was misspelled as Satan. It was the radio stationâs favorite gold record!
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 months ago
Agreed, they are horrible. I had a faux set that I gave to charity.
Concretionist 4 months ago
Itâs an overused trope. Not unlike mistaking a dry desert for a nice dessert.
Blu Bunny 4 months ago
Earl continues to say because this back sore feels like I got hit with a impossible fork.
Macushlalondra 4 months ago
I agree with Earl. Who needs slippery sheets?
Sanspareil 4 months ago
That is his Satanic majesties request!
Argythree 4 months ago
Thereâs always the couch, EarlâŠ
oldthang 4 months ago
I never liked âem.
syzygy47 4 months ago
Satin sheets are cold and slippery. Me, i loves flannel.
cracker65 4 months ago
I hate Satan sheets lol. I prefer cotton.
MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago
We once had someone who had an issue with the Masons graffiti the welcome sign the lodge maintained you can into town. Spray painted âSATIN WORSHIPS HEREâ. At least that narrowed it down to a local high school graduate. Morans.
Doug K 4 months ago
Those Satan satin sheets are keeping Earl from sittinâ.
win.45mag 4 months ago
Earl, you ALWAYS calls âem as you sees âem, and your ALWAYS wrong.
iggyman 4 months ago
Satin sheets, I wonder if I still have them? No matter, they will stay where they are!
steveh64 4 months ago
Earl is not a fan of the song Nights in White Satin.
tiprod1953 4 months ago
I love flannel, too. In a sleeping bag. In a tent. On a mountain trail. Alone,
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
In their earlier years together, Earl might have playfully treated the satin sheets as a âSlip âN Slideâ, manufactured (appropriately enough) by âWham-Oâ.
david_42 4 months ago
Tried satin decades ago, went back to flannel.
iggyman 4 months ago
âSatin sheet to lie on, Satin pillows to cryy on, thereâs nothing left to relyy onâ (Jeanne Pruitt)!
JCunnngham Premium Member 4 months ago
Satan sheets, for when youâre told to âget the hell outta bedâ
OddGobb 4 months ago
Howard Wolowitz would not agree Earl
ANIMAL 4 months ago
Ya SEE..?? â - â If you went SHOPPING with her, this wouldnât have HAPPENED (maybe) â LOL
Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago
And I called it yesterday!
Rich_Pa 4 months ago
Just like a baseball umpire, i call them as I see them, and if I donât see them, I make it up.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
LMAO! Iâm with Earl! One move and youâre on the floor.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
Attaboy EarlâŠ..
timinwsac Premium Member 4 months ago
The satan sheets will be gone the first time she slides outta bed.
Bill The Nuke 4 months ago
My wifeâs grandmother broke her hip at 85 falling out of bed. Her grandfather told me it wasnât the sheets, it was lack of practice for 50 years. Very weird to have grampa talking about their sex lives.
prrdh 4 months ago
You say satin, I say satanâŠLetâs call the whole thing off.
ragsarooni 4 months ago
Hate to see how opal wouldâve taken slippinâ and slidinâ outta bedâŠ.poor earl would never hear the end of it!
gcarlson 4 months ago
See my last reply to @Concretionist yesterday.
zeexenon 4 months ago
Itâs flannel 100 to 1. Unless he could arrange it to fall onto Muffin.
iggyman 4 months ago
Paul Simonâs âSlip, Sliding Awayâ !
ZoMcYo Premium Member 4 months ago
Give me 100% cotton percale any day of the week. Anything else makes me way too warm.
ChattyFran 4 months ago
Years ago at a country radio station I was interviewing at, I saw a commemorative plaque about the big hit Tammy Wynette song, Satin Sheets. Only satin was misspelled as Satan. It was the radio stationâs favorite gold record!
CleverHans Premium Member 4 months ago
âHail Satin!â
- BeeGees tribute album by the Dee Gees, aka Foo Fighters, 2021.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 4 months ago
Earl would make a fine, authoritative umpire.
markkahler52 4 months ago
Devilâs in the DetailsâŠ.