We once had someone who had an issue with the Masons graffiti the welcome sign the lodge maintained you can into town. Spray painted “SATIN WORSHIPS HERE”. At least that narrowed it down to a local high school graduate. Morans.
In their earlier years together, Earl might have playfully treated the satin sheets as a ‘Slip ‘N Slide’, manufactured (appropriately enough) by ‘Wham-O’.
My wife’s grandmother broke her hip at 85 falling out of bed. Her grandfather told me it wasn’t the sheets, it was lack of practice for 50 years. Very weird to have grampa talking about their sex lives.
Years ago at a country radio station I was interviewing at, I saw a commemorative plaque about the big hit Tammy Wynette song, Satin Sheets. Only satin was misspelled as Satan. It was the radio station’s favorite gold record!
The dude from FL Premium Member 2 months ago
Agreed, they are horrible. I had a faux set that I gave to charity.
Concretionist 2 months ago
It’s an overused trope. Not unlike mistaking a dry desert for a nice dessert.
Blu Bunny 2 months ago
Earl continues to say because this back sore feels like I got hit with a impossible fork.
Macushlalondra 2 months ago
I agree with Earl. Who needs slippery sheets?
Sanspareil 2 months ago
That is his Satanic majesties request!
Argythree 2 months ago
There’s always the couch, Earl…
oldthang 2 months ago
I never liked ’em.
syzygy47 2 months ago
Satin sheets are cold and slippery. Me, i loves flannel.
cracker65 2 months ago
I hate Satan sheets lol. I prefer cotton.
MeGoNow Premium Member 2 months ago
We once had someone who had an issue with the Masons graffiti the welcome sign the lodge maintained you can into town. Spray painted “SATIN WORSHIPS HERE”. At least that narrowed it down to a local high school graduate. Morans.
Doug K 2 months ago
Those Satan satin sheets are keeping Earl from sittin’.
win.45mag 2 months ago
Earl, you ALWAYS calls ’em as you sees ’em, and your ALWAYS wrong.
iggyman 2 months ago
Satin sheets, I wonder if I still have them? No matter, they will stay where they are!
steveh64 2 months ago
Earl is not a fan of the song Nights in White Satin.
tiprod1953 2 months ago
I love flannel, too. In a sleeping bag. In a tent. On a mountain trail. Alone,
PraiseofFolly 2 months ago
In their earlier years together, Earl might have playfully treated the satin sheets as a ‘Slip ‘N Slide’, manufactured (appropriately enough) by ‘Wham-O’.
david_42 2 months ago
Tried satin decades ago, went back to flannel.
iggyman 2 months ago
“Satin sheet to lie on, Satin pillows to cryy on, there’s nothing left to relyy on” (Jeanne Pruitt)!
JCunnngham Premium Member 2 months ago
Satan sheets, for when you’re told to “get the hell outta bed”
OddGobb 2 months ago
Howard Wolowitz would not agree Earl
ANIMAL 2 months ago
Ya SEE..?? – - – If you went SHOPPING with her, this wouldn’t have HAPPENED (maybe) – LOL
Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago
And I called it yesterday!
Rich_Pa 2 months ago
Just like a baseball umpire, i call them as I see them, and if I don’t see them, I make it up.
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
LMAO! I’m with Earl! One move and you’re on the floor.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Attaboy Earl…..
timinwsac Premium Member about 2 months ago
The satan sheets will be gone the first time she slides outta bed.
Bill The Nuke about 2 months ago
My wife’s grandmother broke her hip at 85 falling out of bed. Her grandfather told me it wasn’t the sheets, it was lack of practice for 50 years. Very weird to have grampa talking about their sex lives.
prrdh about 2 months ago
You say satin, I say satan…Let’s call the whole thing off.
ragsarooni about 2 months ago
Hate to see how opal would’ve taken slippin’ and slidin’ outta bed….poor earl would never hear the end of it!
gcarlson about 2 months ago
See my last reply to @Concretionist yesterday.
zeexenon about 2 months ago
It’s flannel 100 to 1. Unless he could arrange it to fall onto Muffin.
iggyman about 2 months ago
Paul Simon’s “Slip, Sliding Away” !
Nicki's ZoMcYo about 2 months ago
Give me 100% cotton percale any day of the week. Anything else makes me way too warm.
ChattyFran about 2 months ago
Years ago at a country radio station I was interviewing at, I saw a commemorative plaque about the big hit Tammy Wynette song, Satin Sheets. Only satin was misspelled as Satan. It was the radio station’s favorite gold record!
CleverHans Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Hail Satin!”
- BeeGees tribute album by the Dee Gees, aka Foo Fighters, 2021.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 months ago
Earl would make a fine, authoritative umpire.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Devil’s in the Details….