I always said that I’d never get a tattoo, in part because my Father regretted getting one when he was in the Army. However, I now have half-a-dozen. OK, they are just small dots used to position me accurately for radiotherapy, but I do have them…
It’s hilarious when someone gets a tattoo in another language and it’s completely wrong. For example, this young lady wanted to surprise her boyfriend with a tattoo that reads “I love you”. Instead, it reads “Babylon is one of the world’s leading dictionary and translation programs" in Chinese. Supposedly a true story.
People pay to have those tats put on with intricate designs and lots of color. With in a few years they have faded out into to this gray – green blob. Oh Well, its your money and your body.
There was this gent that used to frequent my usual bar when I was stationed in Japan. He claimed that he had “your name” tattooed on his butt. He said he did it for some easy money by winning those bets.
I always remember Frazz’s comment when asked if he would ever get a tattoo: “I get bored with the calendar art before the end of the month.”
On a related note: I always like the old Andy strip where he greeted a friend, “Hi, Moth.” Flo asked where he got the nickname. Andy said “He panicked and ran out of the shop in the middle of his tattoo.”
“Born to Grill” would have been perfect for one of our neighbors in South Bend. He loved to grill and most summer days, he did. Never was generous enough to invite me over, though.
seanfear 3 months ago
still good if you ask me!!
ronaldspence 3 months ago
Popular at cook outs!
snsurone76 3 months ago
Could have been worse—like PORN to thrill!
The Duke 3 months ago
And it’s not a good idea to BBQ without your shirt.
Imagine 3 months ago
How thrilling…
Izzy Moreno 3 months ago
Seems he got a better tattoo than he bargained for.
Grilling’s what’s all about. Grill’s a thrill.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
I have not said cripes in like forever in a converation, I have to get out more.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
Born to shrill.
(When he saw it. Of course).
Jayalexander 3 months ago
Or born to spill.
Gizmo Cat 3 months ago
One of the many reasons I would never let anyone tattoo a text on my body.
Steve_The_Beard 3 months ago
I always said that I’d never get a tattoo, in part because my Father regretted getting one when he was in the Army. However, I now have half-a-dozen. OK, they are just small dots used to position me accurately for radiotherapy, but I do have them…
The Orange Mailman 3 months ago
Same thing for a lot of guys his age.
Egrayjames 3 months ago
I’d go back tot he tattooist and have him add ’’You Baby!"
51 Champion 3 months ago
It’s hilarious when someone gets a tattoo in another language and it’s completely wrong. For example, this young lady wanted to surprise her boyfriend with a tattoo that reads “I love you”. Instead, it reads “Babylon is one of the world’s leading dictionary and translation programs" in Chinese. Supposedly a true story.
CorkLock 3 months ago
Why would any sane person get a tattoo? You look bad enough in old age wrinkles and age spots and sagging features.
GentlemanBill 3 months ago
Looking at the haircut, “Grill” is pushing it…
Bruce1253 3 months ago
People pay to have those tats put on with intricate designs and lots of color. With in a few years they have faded out into to this gray – green blob. Oh Well, its your money and your body.
Alicelth Premium Member 3 months ago
Seeing people with tattoos always makes me sad. I know it’s a person’s right to get one or more but I think people look better without them.
timbob2313 Premium Member 3 months ago
I have seen that phrase on aprons and t-shirts and some 30 years ago saw it as a tattoo on a friend who loved to cook on his grill
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 3 months ago
The one on his chest says “No Regerts” Dilly! Dilly!
Chris 3 months ago
that might actually be an improvement… might as well live up to the name of that tattoo you got grill boy. :D
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Better than BOrn TO KILL
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Methinks you weren’t born to do either of those things, bow tie guy.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
There was this gent that used to frequent my usual bar when I was stationed in Japan. He claimed that he had “your name” tattooed on his butt. He said he did it for some easy money by winning those bets.
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
I always liked putting those fancy toothpicks into my sandwiches, mine says born to frill.
ladykat Premium Member 3 months ago
LOL!
win.45mag 3 months ago
Wait………WHO’S the fool here ?
win.45mag 3 months ago
Could be worse……born to krill, to drill, prill, ….
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
And that amuses Andy……
Burbank 3 months ago
Great googly moogly
That Wichita Guy! 3 months ago
Soo, what’s your BEEF, then?
DKHenderson 3 months ago
I always remember Frazz’s comment when asked if he would ever get a tattoo: “I get bored with the calendar art before the end of the month.”
On a related note: I always like the old Andy strip where he greeted a friend, “Hi, Moth.” Flo asked where he got the nickname. Andy said “He panicked and ran out of the shop in the middle of his tattoo.”
stamps 3 months ago
Luckily it wasn’t “porn to thrill”.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
I’m sure he’ll have his regerts.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
I guess Tony had something else on his mind when he did that.
bookworm0812 3 months ago
“Born to Grill” would have been perfect for one of our neighbors in South Bend. He loved to grill and most summer days, he did. Never was generous enough to invite me over, though.
Khatkhattu Premium Member 3 months ago
If the tattoo recipient’s name is Lawrence, he needs one on the front that says, “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
tad1 3 months ago
That’s not so bad if he likes to barbecue.
jrankin1959 3 months ago
Keep it, and emigrate to Texas – you’ll fit right in.
sincavage05 3 months ago
Always you spell check when it comes to ink, one letter can make a huge difference.
William Timm 3 months ago
There are many of us that would be happy with BORN TO GRILL
Smeagol 3 months ago
Born to be Mild – Rita Rudner.
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
“Born To Be Mild” It’s a temporary tattoo, of course.