Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 19, 2024

Fir Pete’s sake. First it was Marla Maples; now this?

Must be Ents.

A conifer and a deciduous! I don’t know about these mixed marriages.

There is lipstick on it.

Somebody will be pining for a new partner…

She’s about to tear him limb from limb.

She checked his browser history, and found out he’s been “logging” into a dating site.

There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees.

This treedeeculous!

If tree get smacked in forest do anyone hears it?

Obviously the wind blew the leaf onto his shoulder. Either that or he’s a real Aspen.

Infidelity is always so hilarious.

He canopy explain. He’s stumped.

It.. it… It was the wind

Oak leaf on your collar

Told a tale on you

Caught with his roots in the nookie jar!

how would you like it if someone came by and picked your apples

Before they were married he was very poplar with the ladies.

Ah! Traces of a tree-hugger!

I think there is joke about a “woody” here somewhere.

That’s acorny joke.

I don’t know how she can live with someone that sheds all the time.

“It was Wendy, I mean, windy.”

She’s ever green with jealousy

In his best Don Adams (Maxwell Smart) voice: “Wood you believe?”

So that’s why the ents and entwives broke up.

A tree’s eyes may wander, but it never leaves.

Wind.

EntWorld

It’s quite ENTertaining!

He thought she’d be busy with her Christmas work.

His palms is sweaty…

Branching out.