Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2024

If your stunt double looks identical to you, you can send your stunt double out to face the paparazzi. What if the paparazzi tell your stunt double, “You’re really pretty today which is a big contrast with yesterday.”

Well, Lucy, how do you feel about Washington D.C.

It’s a real plague

The intersection is a null set. Pick any two out of the three criteria.

Eventually most highly aged people shrink down after growing up.

“Soapdish” with Sally Fields. She plays a neurotic actress; when she’s depressed she has her assistant drive her to a random shopping mall and then the aide ‘notices’ the big star. She gets surrounded by adoring fans who give her the ego boost she needs so badly.

Move to Montecito.

Is she trying to be Megan?

Sorry, Greta Garbo already went IPO in that space.

Ah, a Kardashian!

Royalty. “The next person who walks into this room and nags me will lose their head.”

Maybe the RNC!

You want people to leave you alone and show you adoration at the same time?

Mr. Miller nails it! The self-absorption of the celebrity elite. They love to get the attention and tell everyone how to live – whether they can rub two brain cells together or not.

There are a couple old quotes that spring to mind: Hollywood is full of people with holes in their souls. And politics is showbiz for ugly people.

Don’t involve Lucy, Danae, she doesn’t deserve that.

Meghan? Is that you?

The stench of Musk hangs in the air…

She is between the impossibles. Who would care for people who aren’t there?

There’s a certain shade of orange showing.

If everybody got to be what they wanted to be, the world would be full of celebrities who can’t act, sing, tell jokes or play an instrument.

Important jobs such as garbage collection wouldn’t take place.“Just a second…”

Catholic Priests are only men…

Yet another Taylor Swift comment.

That cool skull lamp and its stand can jump from bed left to bed right and back again.

What she needs is therapy.

Constant adoration is needed for those with low self-esteem

I’d suggest being a writer, but it’s a poor income and very little adoration.

I’m 51 and still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

If you’re a Trump appointee, it’s quite the opposite. There’s no adoration, but people won’t leave you alone.

Get a mountain cabin and big mirror.

Sounds like Royalty to me, a royal pain in the @ss. There are reasons for the origin of that expression.

Becoming a goddess might work.

Sorry, Danae, but there can be only one “The Donald” in the world at a time.

That is “if”, not “when”, Danae.

Does the adoration have to be from humans? You could run a private roadside zoo. And fill it with skunks.

There’s something called ‘Horse Sense’, Danae. Ignore it at your peril.