Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 27, 2024

The Vegas Galaxy?

Ford Galaxie?

Oh, my. This could mean intergalactic war.

The kid has your eyes!!!

That IS NOT mygrand child!

Just because someone said it, doesn’t make it true. Some times what someone does in one galaxy can spill out or collide with what happens in another galaxy. There can be universal consequences.

Close encounters of the fourth kind

I guess there was quite a bit of probing going on.

Gross! LOL!

You flew all the way over here just for that?

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected!

Better takes him back with you steenky alien. It too much pollution here these days anyways. Coughs… Coughs… Not to mentions global warmi… er… climate change gonna keel heem soon on earth.

Billie Jean is not my loverShe’s just a girl who claims that I am the oneBut the kid is not my sonShe says I am the oneBut the kid is not my son (oh no)

“Exactly how could this happen?! YOU probed *ME!!”

You would have to expect that outcome if you’re going to run around without clothes.

Custody every other eon.

So THATS WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY ABDUCT PEOPLE!

He has his mother’s eyes!

I thought they did the probing.

They’re illegal aliens, they’ll be deported!

If Capt Kirk was responsible, there’d be a whole colony here on earth.

Sorry buddy, not if there’s money involved.

Are you sure you were in another galaxy?

Don’t see any feeders on her..

I love the UFOlogists who say that aliens mated with humans. As Carl Segan pointed out, we’d probably have more success mating with petunias. At least we have a common ancestor.

Lilith’s Brood.

Well This Explains My Current DNA Test Update.

This must be from the sequel to Galaxy Quest.

He’s cute. Dad’s hair and nose. No DNA test necessary here. Come on in, we most definitely need to talk……

It’s all Alien to me ! ;-)

That milf isn’t particularly attractive

That didn’t happen in a Galaxy. It happened in the back seat of a Nova.

Spreading your seed across the cosmos I see. I hope her dad doesn’t force a form of the shotgun wedding, a laser of some kind perhaps.

The other kids make fun of the boy because he’s not bald.

In addition to the hair and nose, I see he’s got his father’s ischipodium.

Cut off his head like a Praying Mathis.

Is he trying to alienate her?

Do you want back child support?