Yep. Spend most of the box space on brand and hype but hide the list of 28-50 ingredients in 7tt type and faint print to save the user the trouble of understanding how many truly artificial substances have been added.
No longer called ice cream cones but simply cones, milkshakes have become shakes, cheese slices have become slices. Truth in advertising; no dairy in them, just edible oil products.
Most foods don’t have “food” prominently printed on the packaging or advertizing, so I’m not sure this will be an issue. Just play to people’s assumptions.
stairsteppublishing about 1 month ago
That describes most of the snacks that are always placed at eye-level.
constantine48 about 1 month ago
Watch out when they say “chocolatey” instead of “chocolate”!
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
It’s the box that ‘Speedy Breakfast’ comes in that is ‘enriched, fortified, & improved’.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Let’s feed it to the kids!
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
Chemical Clusters, why eat real food
walstib Premium Member about 1 month ago
BTW, when did “melty” become a word?
uniquename about 1 month ago
It all comes out in the end.
uniquename about 1 month ago
“Enriched, fortified, ingestable product!”
Robert- 50d99b] about 1 month ago
Call it a Consumable Article, just like fast food.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Yep. Spend most of the box space on brand and hype but hide the list of 28-50 ingredients in 7tt type and faint print to save the user the trouble of understanding how many truly artificial substances have been added.
NeoconMan about 1 month ago
No longer called ice cream cones but simply cones, milkshakes have become shakes, cheese slices have become slices. Truth in advertising; no dairy in them, just edible oil products.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 1 month ago
Most foods don’t have “food” prominently printed on the packaging or advertizing, so I’m not sure this will be an issue. Just play to people’s assumptions.
InTraining Premium Member about 1 month ago
go with new and improved…!
Geezer about 1 month ago
From Wikipedia:
Velveeta is labeled in the United States as a “pasteurized prepared cheese product”.
Paul D Premium Member about 1 month ago
You COULD call it “food” if you bribed the right official. Start with Biden.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 month ago
Michael Pollan calls them “edible foodlike substances.”
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
“We love the poorly educated.”
Smeagol about 1 month ago
I read labels, no thank you.
Saurischia about 1 month ago
Just wait a few more months. Anything goes with the incoming administration.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 month ago
Unlike what the Food and Drug Administration requires of drugs, they don’t have labeling requirements for the side effects of food.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
If it don’t taste like food, it ain’t food.