I have to admit, given how consistent Luann has been in coming up with New Year’s resolutions every year with the same result, I can understand why Bernice told her what she told her last year. That doesn’t change the fact that she could have told her in a better way. How will it go this year?
Considering we’ve seen resolution based strips since then, it means Luann couldn’t even keep her resolution to not make any more resolutions. Has there ever been one that’s been successful? For her the character, or even for us as readers? Anyone here ever successfully kept a resolution? I certainly doubt that I have.
I don’t need resolutions because I’m flawless. I’ve never made a mistake. Oh wait, there was that one time in my 30’s when I actually said, “Well, nobody’s perfect.”
We never see your bedroom, Bernice. The one at your parents, or, the one at the DeGroots must be spotless, because you never seem to spend anytime there.
If I could have a wish, it would be for Greg to produce a 3 panel cartoon, in which one of the panels would be hand drawn, like the ones this week, and the other two panels would be done as they are done now. Let’s see if Greg still has his fast ball.
My New Year’s resolution is to clean up the clutter in my car and my apartment. Yesterday, I removed all of the expired car registration papers and old car insurance cards from the glove box. Today, I organize the trunk. S.T.A.R. Specific, Time schedule, AchIevable, and Reasonable.
J. Scarbrough 5 days ago
Luann’s not wrong. What’s the point in even making New Year’s Resolutions when almost everyone breaks them or never sticks to them?
uhohlol 5 days ago
I prefer the birthday wish…
snsurone76 5 days ago
Has it been THAT long since Sting was a star?? Sheesh!!
Mordock999 Premium Member 5 days ago
The old “Luann’s dirty room,” bit.
Ironic isn’t it?
Because Brad is the one that is supposed to be a SLOB. ;-)
MeanBob Premium Member 5 days ago
Apparently, Bernice has always been a jerk.
194919671982 5 days ago
It’s very simple. Make a resolution to not make any resolutions. Sounds trite but it gets it off your plate. Accept who you are. Good job!
nightflight 5 days ago
Keep in mind that the New Year could also be your last year, so get off the pot.
Wilkins068 5 days ago
‘How can you possibly improve on all this?’
Yeah, I guess it’s a pretty high bar to top
eromlig 5 days ago
Greg, I hope you’re enjoying the time off. Rest, relax, rejuvenate. I know whereof I speak, as I did a daily for 25+ years.
We’ll see you back soon! (And I’m liking the wayback stuff, too!)
RSH 5 days ago
Who says anyone improves as a result of making resolutions?
tuknoy2003 4 days ago
Pud never grew up. Never.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 4 days ago
Sting from The Police or Sting the Professional Wrestler?
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 4 days ago
Question… Why is it that the two of them are always in Luann’s room? Why don’t they ever hang out at Bernice‘s house?
timberwolfz28 4 days ago
Interesting time capsule. Anyone else notice the Sting and Boyz II Men posters? That makes this comic what.. about 35 years old?
Superhawk 4 days ago
Luann could start by dumping that ugly blob leaning against her bed.
joegeethree 4 days ago
david_42 4 days ago
I’ve never made a NY’s resolution. If something needs fixing or an opportunity for improvement occurs, I do it.
Aladar30 Premium Member 4 days ago
I have to admit, given how consistent Luann has been in coming up with New Year’s resolutions every year with the same result, I can understand why Bernice told her what she told her last year. That doesn’t change the fact that she could have told her in a better way. How will it go this year?
baskate_2000 4 days ago
Cynical.
fjc007 4 days ago
Accept how I am and enjoy the life I have…sounds like a pretty good resolution to me.
ctolson 4 days ago
Potentionally worldly true. My daughters bedroom – my adult daughter, with two kids & a husband, house.
Ellis97 4 days ago
I never make resolutions anyways. Too hard.
BJShipley1 4 days ago
Considering we’ve seen resolution based strips since then, it means Luann couldn’t even keep her resolution to not make any more resolutions. Has there ever been one that’s been successful? For her the character, or even for us as readers? Anyone here ever successfully kept a resolution? I certainly doubt that I have.
gregcomn 4 days ago
When is the normal artwork returning?
dogget 4 days ago
Has Bernice ALWAYS sat on the floor? You would have thought by now that somebody would have drawn her a chair or a cushion by now…
kaycstamper 4 days ago
LuAnn is right, enjoy life, be content!
DaBump Premium Member 4 days ago
Perfection may be impossible, but the struggle is still worth the effort. And if you rest on your laurels, you won’t maintain what you have now.
Ancient Wise Guy 4 days ago
I don’t need resolutions because I’m flawless. I’ve never made a mistake. Oh wait, there was that one time in my 30’s when I actually said, “Well, nobody’s perfect.”
mindjob 4 days ago
She could start by keeping her dirty socks out of people’s faces
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 days ago
She never improved on it.In 2024 her room STILL looks like that
sjsczurek 4 days ago
Of all the resolutions that people make, I’ve never heard of a resolution to just be happy.
WilliamVollmer 4 days ago
We never see your bedroom, Bernice. The one at your parents, or, the one at the DeGroots must be spotless, because you never seem to spend anytime there.
Commediacrit 4 days ago
That’s because “being” happy is a passive state. Resolutions involve DOING things to achieve a goal, which then ensures BEING.
mfought 4 days ago
I forgot how bad the drawing use to be
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 4 days ago
Reminded of Dolly Parton saying, “You have no idea how expensive it is to look this cheap.” My beloved Luann has perfected “messy.”
Caldonia 4 days ago
This week Greg substitutes for Greg.
nightflight 4 days ago
If I could have a wish, it would be for Greg to produce a 3 panel cartoon, in which one of the panels would be hand drawn, like the ones this week, and the other two panels would be done as they are done now. Let’s see if Greg still has his fast ball.
PaulLeckner 3 days ago
My New Year’s resolution is to clean up the clutter in my car and my apartment. Yesterday, I removed all of the expired car registration papers and old car insurance cards from the glove box. Today, I organize the trunk. S.T.A.R. Specific, Time schedule, AchIevable, and Reasonable.
lnrokr55 3 days ago
Funny !