Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 09, 2025

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    Panufo  2 months ago

    Never, EVER drive there if you’re from out of town.

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    sevaar777  2 months ago

    “MAGAssholery” is a state of psychopathy accompanied with diminished mental abilities resulting in extreme arrogant, ignorant, and inhumane behavior. AKA “Red Cap Nazis”, they seek to overturn the solemn lesson of the WW2 Holocaust, “Never Again”. Fabricating lies and spewing hatred of anyone or anything that does not conform to their hideous delusions. They will, in due time, seek the “Final Solution” for their “enemies”. Goaded on by their insane leaders.

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    danielmkimmel  2 months ago

    I’m a native New Yorker who has spent most of my life in and around Boston. This is dead on.

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    Finbar Gurdy Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ruben, now do one on NYC.

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    Yontrop  2 months ago

    That’s kind of harsh.

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    WaitingMan  2 months ago

    Candlepin Bowling is a real thing.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 2 months ago

    I thought the general rule was that you could only rank on a place if you were from there.

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    Redd Panda  2 months ago

    I wondered why Ruben Bolling sounded jealous of Bostonians. Then I see, Bolling comes from New Jersey.All makes sense. When you’re from New Jersey, you resent all the nice places to live.

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    Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 2 months ago

    In high school, I wrote a poem about how life is a metaphor for baseball, and I’m a Yankees fan.

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    Claude Badley  2 months ago

    Well, The Dropkick Murphys are fun.

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    Jack7528  2 months ago

    OK!

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    One if by land, two if by sea, three if by satire, four if by parody.

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    ChessPirate  2 months ago

    Is one of them “BAHston”? â˜ș

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    Solaricious Premium Member 2 months ago

    Love that dirty water!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  2 months ago

    Hey, Ruben? You forgot about “Beantown”!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  2 months ago

    About that last one:

    Take off the first letter, and you have what the Republican Party is full of
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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    I’d be interested in seeing what they have in the bowling alleys. I bowled my all time high game, 175, when I was in 7th grade. I bowled regularly through high school and never topped 150 after that.

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    On European Grand Tours of the former colonies, Boston is listed just after Altoona and before Peoria.

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    Fuzzy Kombu  2 months ago

    Actually, the Boston right-of-way law is “What’s your car worth to you?” Only they don’t pronounce it that way.

    In fact, Massachusetts as a state has the lowest traffic fatality rate in the nation. But Boston might not be helping with that a whole lot.

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    brucemcguffin  2 months ago

    You ask me candlepin bowling is more fun than regular ten pin bowling. The “dead wood” adds a lot to the game.

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