Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 09, 2025

Never, EVER drive there if you’re from out of town.

“MAGAssholery” is a state of psychopathy accompanied with diminished mental abilities resulting in extreme arrogant, ignorant, and inhumane behavior. AKA “Red Cap Nazis”, they seek to overturn the solemn lesson of the WW2 Holocaust, “Never Again”. Fabricating lies and spewing hatred of anyone or anything that does not conform to their hideous delusions. They will, in due time, seek the “Final Solution” for their “enemies”. Goaded on by their insane leaders.

I’m a native New Yorker who has spent most of my life in and around Boston. This is dead on.

Ruben, now do one on NYC.

That’s kind of harsh.

Candlepin Bowling is a real thing.

I thought the general rule was that you could only rank on a place if you were from there.

I wondered why Ruben Bolling sounded jealous of Bostonians. Then I see, Bolling comes from New Jersey.All makes sense. When you’re from New Jersey, you resent all the nice places to live.

In high school, I wrote a poem about how life is a metaphor for baseball, and I’m a Yankees fan.

Well, The Dropkick Murphys are fun.

OK!

One if by land, two if by sea, three if by satire, four if by parody.

Is one of them “BAHston”? ☺

Love that dirty water!

Hey, Ruben? You forgot about “Beantown”!

About that last one:

Take off the first letter, and you have what the Republican Party is full of…! O<[|;o)

I’d be interested in seeing what they have in the bowling alleys. I bowled my all time high game, 175, when I was in 7th grade. I bowled regularly through high school and never topped 150 after that.

On European Grand Tours of the former colonies, Boston is listed just after Altoona and before Peoria.

Actually, the Boston right-of-way law is “What’s your car worth to you?” Only they don’t pronounce it that way.

In fact, Massachusetts as a state has the lowest traffic fatality rate in the nation. But Boston might not be helping with that a whole lot.

You ask me candlepin bowling is more fun than regular ten pin bowling. The “dead wood” adds a lot to the game.