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Okay, that last panel is a keeper. So darn cute, I love it! Gonna save it and add it to my collection of GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) BCN stripsā¦ if thereās still space on my hard drive. :-D
The last panel was the humor I needed this morning! My area has another winter storm arriving this afternoon, the rescue I volunteer with has a kitten at the vet recovering from toxoplasmosis infection ā sheās doing better now, but it was a stressful couple of days of seizures, eye sight that was diminished, and fevers.
Thereās nothing as amusing as a cat doing the āThat didnāt happen! You didnāt see that!ā routine after suffering a ding to their dignity. :-)
Itās not pride. Itās worry. In the hospital, I tried to get out of my chair to use the restroom, forgetting that the chair had an alarm on it. Well, it turns out the chair alarm was a good idea. As soon as I stood up, I passed out and hit the floor 24 hours after the back surgery. Now, I have never passed out before. I have never been on a floor and couldnāt right myself. And, I never had to call for help ā all this happened, and now, I worryā¦is this my future? Will I have to have help going to the bathroom in the future? Getting old really, really s*cks.
We just adopted a cat nobody wants. Missing teeth. Couldnāt say no, who else would want him. Not many would. Alphabet Soup as named! He moved right in and we love him! Heās our new off the street housecat! Love him and wonāt change his name! Huge appetite which we can handle! Good Pittsburgher, we put up with Mike Tomlin. He has a happy home! Heās my guy! I named him Mr. Snuggles but Alphabet Soup fits better andis my guy. Love! Heās so big, Bismarck would fit! All happiness here! Street to house cat :) Iām the prime care giver to my wife who is bed bound after several (6) operations and months of rehab stays. I have heart problems but I take marital vows seriously. Sheās my girl of 52 years. Alphabet Soup fits into our home. Heās spoiled! Thanks for you time.
And in tonights news, āCAT WHO WAS ATTACKED BY FLOOR IS BEING NURSED BACK TO HEALTH BY A 3 YEAR OLD.ā
āA cat was attacked by the floor below its bed when the floor conspired with the bed to dump the cat out so the floor could rise up and smack the cat in the face. When questioned why the floor and bed did this, the floor responded that the cat was fat, wasnāt moving, and was rubbing it against the grain. The bed, upon the advice of its lawyer had no comment.
The girl, who witnessed the whole incident immediately snatched the cat from the floor while saying, āI will hug him and squeeze him and name him Elbis!ā An unnamed source advised that the catās real name was Elvis, indicating that the girl has a speech impediment. Family members gathered as the girl started a sympathy IV for the stricken feline. Needless to say, all were shaken by the dastardly attack perpetrated upon the feline victim. Authorities are investigating to determine if any charges will be filed. Update at Eleven. Now back to Puck for the weather."
Kahlu about 11 hours ago
Love me tender, love me trueā¦.
McColl34 Premium Member about 11 hours ago
If it were anyone other than the Girl . . .
(Maybe the Woman could get away with this, but there would be a price to pay!)
Sue Ellen about 11 hours ago
Oh come on Elvis. Your little girls love are worried about you. Uncross those paws and get that scowl off your face.
Ambush Kitten about 11 hours ago
Okay, that last panel is a keeper. So darn cute, I love it! Gonna save it and add it to my collection of GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) BCN stripsā¦ if thereās still space on my hard drive. :-D
marilynnbyerly about 11 hours ago
That frown in the last panel.
uncle snipe about 11 hours ago
OH MY CAT! Those tiny little folded arms are the best. Courage Father indeed. LOL
thelsrc about 11 hours ago
Angry toebeans. I wonder, will those have the same effect as evil toebeans?
Sue Ellen about 11 hours ago
Is Iggy comforting the girl with that little pat?
dmah Premium Member about 11 hours ago
I misread Elbis as El cid, the great Catilian knight, who ALWAYS landed on his feet.
Le'letha Premium Member about 11 hours ago
OT: stressed about workā¦
kangtourcat Premium Member about 11 hours ago
Revolution # 9.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 11 hours ago
Elvis is an angry fussy paws. He should be happy heās getting love from his girl.
WelshRat Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Oh, heās SO mad Lupinās proven correct.
Maizing about 7 hours ago
OT: Internet Outage
win.45mag about 6 hours ago
LMBO !! Love that baby talk ! Incidentally, Dan Baird has a really good song, called āBaby Talkā.
win.45mag about 6 hours ago
Dan Baird was the lead singer for the Georgia Satelites.
HarryLime about 6 hours ago
He did land on his feet. Thatās a fact!
dessertlady Premium Member about 5 hours ago
The last panel was the humor I needed this morning! My area has another winter storm arriving this afternoon, the rescue I volunteer with has a kitten at the vet recovering from toxoplasmosis infection ā sheās doing better now, but it was a stressful couple of days of seizures, eye sight that was diminished, and fevers.
fgerbil46 about 5 hours ago
This is cracking me up! :-)
Kitty Katz about 5 hours ago
Meanwhile, Back on the Nile
Iggy: Itās time to design new and improved Lupinium and Ora Z proof shelves for the newly discovered scrolls. And who ya gonna call?
Iron Glove and Wally: Best Builders!
Iron Glove: They need to be sturdy, but easily put together and dismantled for moving.
Wally: And they should be accessible to all abilities.
Iggy: Maybe we should create a way for non climbers to climb the shelves.
Wally: What do you suggest?
Iggy: Have a staircase thatās easy to climb, but not too obvious.
Iron Glove: It should be beautiful, so users can say itās just too pretty not to use.
Wally: Letās get the Artisans involved in the design.
Iggy: And I know just who should test the stairs.
cpiller Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Thereās nothing as amusing as a cat doing the āThat didnāt happen! You didnāt see that!ā routine after suffering a ding to their dignity. :-)
rs0204 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Itās not pride. Itās worry. In the hospital, I tried to get out of my chair to use the restroom, forgetting that the chair had an alarm on it. Well, it turns out the chair alarm was a good idea. As soon as I stood up, I passed out and hit the floor 24 hours after the back surgery. Now, I have never passed out before. I have never been on a floor and couldnāt right myself. And, I never had to call for help ā all this happened, and now, I worryā¦is this my future? Will I have to have help going to the bathroom in the future? Getting old really, really s*cks.
Katzen1415 about 4 hours ago
Very sweet of the girl and Ora Zella to comfort Elvis. He should just give in and enjoy the attention.
wolfiiig about 3 hours ago
We just adopted a cat nobody wants. Missing teeth. Couldnāt say no, who else would want him. Not many would. Alphabet Soup as named! He moved right in and we love him! Heās our new off the street housecat! Love him and wonāt change his name! Huge appetite which we can handle! Good Pittsburgher, we put up with Mike Tomlin. He has a happy home! Heās my guy! I named him Mr. Snuggles but Alphabet Soup fits better andis my guy. Love! Heās so big, Bismarck would fit! All happiness here! Street to house cat :) Iām the prime care giver to my wife who is bed bound after several (6) operations and months of rehab stays. I have heart problems but I take marital vows seriously. Sheās my girl of 52 years. Alphabet Soup fits into our home. Heās spoiled! Thanks for you time.
metagalaxy1970 about 3 hours ago
Oh, how cute! All the kittens (including human) are concerned about grumpy cat!
ladykat Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Oh, Elvis! In spite of your curmudgeonly ways, you are well-loved.
Daltongang Premium Member about 3 hours ago
And in tonights news, āCAT WHO WAS ATTACKED BY FLOOR IS BEING NURSED BACK TO HEALTH BY A 3 YEAR OLD.ā
āA cat was attacked by the floor below its bed when the floor conspired with the bed to dump the cat out so the floor could rise up and smack the cat in the face. When questioned why the floor and bed did this, the floor responded that the cat was fat, wasnāt moving, and was rubbing it against the grain. The bed, upon the advice of its lawyer had no comment.
The girl, who witnessed the whole incident immediately snatched the cat from the floor while saying, āI will hug him and squeeze him and name him Elbis!ā An unnamed source advised that the catās real name was Elvis, indicating that the girl has a speech impediment. Family members gathered as the girl started a sympathy IV for the stricken feline. Needless to say, all were shaken by the dastardly attack perpetrated upon the feline victim. Authorities are investigating to determine if any charges will be filed. Update at Eleven. Now back to Puck for the weather."
scyphi26 about 3 hours ago
His pride is now also taking hits in other ways.
moonie!! 35 minutes ago
OT: Whatās it like having a cat?? I donāt own one so Iād like to know <3