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On stage, holding aloft an awarded iPhone before an audience: “And, lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I’d like to thank the Internet trolls.”
I remember an old story. A rich man dies and goes to Heaven and when he gets there he’s met with great rapture. He asks St. Peter if he’s being rewarded for how hard he worked to get to the top? No. His great war record? No. His children? No.
Turns out the important thing he did was give some kid a summer job and some old books from his basement. That kid went on the change the world.
The cycle of all living things on earth is to be born, eat, drink, have offspring, eat, drink, die. The eat and drink is important because that is how the earth keeps its balance — by some species eating others and the dead decomposing to provide nutrients for others. It’s the cycle of life. Man is the only species that interrupts that cycle by changing the environment to suit just ourselves. We level forests, blast mountains, dig holes, drain swamps, dam rivers, dump contaminants, clear out any animals and plants we don’t like. We think of it as necessary for progress; we don’t think about what might be necessary for survival.
Final line from the 1975 Stanley Kubrick film “Barry Lyndon”:
“It was in the reign of George III (late 1700’s) that the aforesaid personages lived and quarreled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor they are all equal now.”
Current population really doesn’t need to worry. We’ll make it. A couple more after that. Then it gets progressively more difficult and somewhere between 500 and 1,000 years in the future, the experiment is over. Time for something else to give it a try. We as a species is not going to do what is necessary in the immediate future to prevent it. It’s pretty much too late to make a difference and we won’t, because it will be painful and inconvenient. Everyone is out for themselves and far too few consider the species as a group or single organism.
Bilan about 1 month ago
♫ And when I die and when I’m gone
There’ll be one child born
In this world, carry on, to carry on ♪
HidariMak about 1 month ago
If that phrase is on a tombstone, then I’d rather be odd.
MeanBob Premium Member about 1 month ago
I don’t know, ask a vulture.
Superfrog about 1 month ago
What are the odds ?
The Old Wolf about 1 month ago
“Everything will come out OK in the end. If it’s not OK, it’s not the end.” I guess everything’s OK for this individual…
dot-the-I about 1 month ago
On stage, holding aloft an awarded iPhone before an audience: “And, lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I’d like to thank the Internet trolls.”
danjw2 about 1 month ago
“And in the end, The love you take, Is equal to the love you make”
chain gang charlie about 1 month ago
Anyone ever look at and ponder the “Webb deep Space” telescope photos …“not images”,
But photos of Whats out there?…
Could make you “Think”….
If You Can “Think”……
Just_Karl about 1 month ago
“You know, you come from nothing, you’re going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing.”
“Always look on the bright side of life.”
Imagine about 1 month ago
What are the odds of it evening out…
Imagine about 1 month ago
That’s odd…
franki_g about 1 month ago
my end isn’t so even, in face increasingly wrinkly
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 month ago
The only true state of equality. Even though people make religions to believe inequality continues after death.
Differentname about 1 month ago
I remember an old story. A rich man dies and goes to Heaven and when he gets there he’s met with great rapture. He asks St. Peter if he’s being rewarded for how hard he worked to get to the top? No. His great war record? No. His children? No.
Turns out the important thing he did was give some kid a summer job and some old books from his basement. That kid went on the change the world.
Funniguy about 1 month ago
Patience without the other six is only part of how we should strive to live.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
What happens to us after we die? A lot! It just doesn’t pertain to us!
ladykat Premium Member about 1 month ago
For.
yip yip yip about 1 month ago
Fitting parody from Voltaire “ All comes out even at the end of the day, and all comes out still more even when all the days are over.”
sandpiper about 1 month ago
flip a coin, Bud. Whichever the result, it won’t matter either way when your time has passed.
walstib Premium Member about 1 month ago
I thought latrines were the great equalizer.
GreenT267 about 1 month ago
The cycle of all living things on earth is to be born, eat, drink, have offspring, eat, drink, die. The eat and drink is important because that is how the earth keeps its balance — by some species eating others and the dead decomposing to provide nutrients for others. It’s the cycle of life. Man is the only species that interrupts that cycle by changing the environment to suit just ourselves. We level forests, blast mountains, dig holes, drain swamps, dam rivers, dump contaminants, clear out any animals and plants we don’t like. We think of it as necessary for progress; we don’t think about what might be necessary for survival.
jackboyd85 about 1 month ago
nobody knows what’s behind the door(death) the biggest unanswered mystery on our Planet.
gustoons Premium Member about 1 month ago
Silly question, but does she have her hand in his jacket pocket?
mindjob about 1 month ago
“This is the end, my only friend, the end”
dadlivonia about 1 month ago
why does granny have on disco boots?
moondog42 Premium Member about 1 month ago
As the windshield melts, and my tears evaporate
Leaving only charcoal to defend
Finally, I understand the meaning of the few:
Ashes to diamonds. Foe and friend. We were all equal in the end
Popeye1940 about 1 month ago
We come in with nothing and we go out with nothing.
mfrasca about 1 month ago
Economist’s grave?
Kurtass about 1 month ago
She stole Ron DeSantis’ boots?
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Spend a lot of time in graveyards do you ? ;-)
ronlouisscholl about 1 month ago
Entropy.
Jack7528 about 1 month ago
No it doesn’t, life is unfair but also unfailing, it goes on and all we can do is make good decisions along the way.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 month ago
Did you leave the world a better place for you having been here? Then it didn’t ALL even out: some of it got better!
A Hip loving Canadian... about 1 month ago
Man is born, man lives, man dies
And it’s all vanity
Written by: Willy Noel De Moor, Jean Joseph Kluger
Cake Album: B-Sides and Rarities
Doctor Go about 1 month ago
Final line from the 1975 Stanley Kubrick film “Barry Lyndon”:
“It was in the reign of George III (late 1700’s) that the aforesaid personages lived and quarreled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor they are all equal now.”
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
Hope possibly……
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
“There’s one kind favor I’ll ask of you. Just see that my grave is kept clean.”
leemorse9777 about 1 month ago
Current population really doesn’t need to worry. We’ll make it. A couple more after that. Then it gets progressively more difficult and somewhere between 500 and 1,000 years in the future, the experiment is over. Time for something else to give it a try. We as a species is not going to do what is necessary in the immediate future to prevent it. It’s pretty much too late to make a difference and we won’t, because it will be painful and inconvenient. Everyone is out for themselves and far too few consider the species as a group or single organism.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
Fate is the all-equalizing force.
Buoy about 1 month ago
Yup, it pretty much all looks the same, before I flush.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Against. In the end you are not around to gloat.
Redd Panda about 1 month ago
“Few things bring as much pleasure, as burying an enemy.”
From “The Teachings of the Great Panda”
Okay, enough morbid thoughts, cheer up lads!
Two men are changing clothes in the golf course locker room. One fellow looks and sees that his friend is wearing woman’s panties.
“Uh Fred, how long have you been wearing … um… panties?”
“Ever since the wife found a pair in the glovebox.”
keenanthelibrarian about 1 month ago
Well, i’m absolutely of one mind.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 month ago
I have to agree with that.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
MOE—“These tin horn outlaws haven’t got the nerve to shoot. if they did kill us, they’d all hang.That’d make things even”
LARRY:“Don’t sound very even to me”