Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 08, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  8 months ago

    There’s an estimated 119000 WW2 veterans yet remaining alive, and the national WW2 museum says that an average of 131 of them die every day.

    The next eclipse will be in 2044.

    Clock’s ticking, Ed.

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    paige.votruba  8 months ago

    The sunglasses make Ed look cool.

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    billsplut  8 months ago

    Ohio Rain Make Old Man Die of Pneumonia! Joke, It So Funny Is!

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    Blu Bunny  8 months ago

    Ed says to the people, by the way, NO rain checks!

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    Bill Thompson  8 months ago

    Sorry, Ed, the total eclipse of 22 August 2044 just barely touches Montana. The path of the total eclipse of 8 December 2045 passes south of Ahia and you’ll only get about 75% coverage. Pretty much the same for the ones on 3 March 2052 and 5 November 2078. But you’ll get another total eclipse on 14 September 2099. So hang onto your antique glasses and outhouses. and maybe the Batisimulator can recycle the artwork!

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    Bill Thompson  8 months ago

    Tomorrow, the first panel shows the empty yard. Second panel shows the clouds split, the rain end and the full eclipse unseen by one and all.

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    J.J. O'Malley  8 months ago

    Hey, if you’re going to “borrow” your punchline from a 1963 “Peanuts” story about a solar eclipse, you might as well do it two days in a row.

    Is Batiuk going for a second week of astronomical nonsense, or will the next Montoni’s-Komix Korner-Ohioana Book Conference arc start on a Tuesday?

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    Next time, it is a precious thing.

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    a sage  8 months ago

    Next solar eclipse visible from the United States is 2044.

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    a sage  8 months ago

    I do truly feel sorry for any who made great plans to have it ruined by clouds.

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    French Persons Premium Member 8 months ago

    Yet another week of this crap?

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    Melki Premium Member 8 months ago

    The forecast for my area is “mostly cloudy”, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

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    Steve Dallas  8 months ago

    Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 20, 1963

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    belgarathmth  8 months ago

    This is apparently going to happen to a lot of people today.

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    jr1234  8 months ago

    1:12 pm CT in TX the magic begins in U. S…...(Mexico is starts)

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    You’ll be dead by then, Ed.

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Sometimes you win….sometimes you lose. And sometimes it gets rained out!!!!!

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    Irish53  8 months ago

    Haha…this is actually pretty funny…I wonder how much $$ Ed lost?

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    Mopman  8 months ago

    Looks like all the people that paid him for this rioted, looking at the overturned chairs and garbage they left. So at least that was cool.

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    WilliamVollmer  8 months ago

    Unless there is some kind of medical miracle happening that I’m not aware of, somehow I don’t think you’ll be here for the next one, Ed.

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    jconnors3954  8 months ago

    So long as they paid it’s ok.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 8 months ago

    At least he got to rent out the air mattresses in his basement on the night before the eclipse, right? I mean, surely he didn’t expect people to hang around after the big event, did he?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Attaboy Cranky…never give up!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ed, when are you going to realize that everything you touch goes right into the S#!tter?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  8 months ago

    The actual weather report got more favorable over the past 24 hours. Meanwhile, back at the East Coast earthquake…..

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    puddleglum1066  8 months ago

    Tomorrow: Ed fires up the grill, and the resulting explosion launches him above the cloud layer, giving him a grand view of the eclipse.

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    lawguy05  8 months ago

    Should’ve sold umbrellas.

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    christelisbetty  8 months ago

    The eclipse just passed, no rain here around Cleveland.

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    Alicia1955  8 months ago

    Today, April 8th 2024, was a beautiful day, warm temperatures and no rain.

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    zodismoon  8 months ago

    There was no rain here in Ohio during the eclipse. It was nice!

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    benjnavarro28  8 months ago

    It rained here in Houston and when it wasn’t raining it was cloudy. I didn’t get to see the eclipse at all.

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    Cabbage Jack  8 months ago

    So the Monday strip is exactly the same as the Sunday strip only in fewer panels. REALLY padding this last year out.

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    CsRoberto2854  8 months ago

    I’m actually eager for Crankshaft because i keep seeing ads of Liver King on twitter

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    EXCALABUR  8 months ago

    Clean up time Crankshaft!

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    sueb1863  8 months ago

    Saw it here in Toledo!! It was a little hazy but overall we had a great view! It was an incredible experience, it got dark except for around the horizon and the eclipsed sun looked pretty big! It was over pretty fast but definitely worth the hype.

    As for Ed, stay tuned for people suing Pam for their money back. They can’t sue Ed because he’s not the homeowner.

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    KenDHoward1  8 months ago

    Hey, it’s only twenty years … I bet “Crankshaft” will still be around … ;)

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    bakana  7 months ago

    Ed is an optimist.

    He’s ready to wait 20 years for the next eclipse.

    After all, what’s the alternative?

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