I’m still waiting for some bumperstickers to show up proclaiming “ANEURISMS FOR TRUMP”, despite the paucity of followers who likely may even be able to spell it.
I used to tell people all the silly things I was going to do when I became president. They determined I would never become president. That works out well enough. I don’t have to worry about the secret service being hurt on my account.
I don’t remember Duke running for President. But, WP article about “Uncle Duke” has this:
“Duke ran for the White House after a short stretch as a key advisor to Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura. His campaign, headquartered in a motel in [ ], Minnesota, was a resounding failure, despite corporate sponsorships by heavy hitters Lipton Tea and Absolut Vodka.”
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
I wish some other people would forget they’re running for President.
epicatt2- 11 months ago
I’m still waiting for some bumperstickers to show up proclaiming “ANEURISMS FOR TRUMP”, despite the paucity of followers who likely may even be able to spell it.
RonaldByrd 11 months ago
That tidbit of info’s a new one on me, too. :-)
snsurone76 11 months ago
I wish the Orange Baboon would indulge in self-abuse—instead of abusing the rest of the country!!
gantech 11 months ago
Seems to be the way we’re going…
Dobie Boy Premium Member 11 months ago
In the immortal words of another famous Gomer…….“Surprise, Surprise, Surprise”.
scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago
Epic Binge Duke , Epic Binge !
aerotica69 11 months ago
Shouldn’t Honey have realized by now that the occasional dangerous, degrading binge of self-abuse is just Duke’s preferred method of self-care?
mindjob 11 months ago
It’s too bad Duke lost, he promised free sunglasses for everybody
Redd Panda 11 months ago
Let Honey cuddle up to Duke, and he’ll be back on his feet in no time.
The Wolf In Your Midst 11 months ago
To quote Lex Luthor: “Do you know how much power I’d have to give up to become President?”
swanridge 11 months ago
I don’t think that presidential immunity that you’re looking for will protect you from death.
barkleyspam 11 months ago
Duke was ahead of his time. It took until 2016 for people to be ready for a crazed degenerate psychopathic narcissistic president.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
Hey, can we prosecute Donald Trump for the way his kids turned out? They’re all thieves and grifters, and a case in Michigan just set a precedent.
sjsczurek 11 months ago
Too bad that Pat Paulsen isn’t around anymore to run for President. He’d probably be the best qualified candidate.
hogbung 11 months ago
My 8th grade teacher, Father Anselm, referred to masturbation as “self-abuse”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 months ago
I used to tell people all the silly things I was going to do when I became president. They determined I would never become president. That works out well enough. I don’t have to worry about the secret service being hurt on my account.
willie_mctell 11 months ago
Panel 3’s activity is just another day for Raoul.
HodgeElmwood 11 months ago
Duke’s made of iron. He’s been binging on booze and drugs for decades and is still kicking.
Jogger2 11 months ago
I don’t remember Duke running for President. But, WP article about “Uncle Duke” has this:
“Duke ran for the White House after a short stretch as a key advisor to Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura. His campaign, headquartered in a motel in [ ], Minnesota, was a resounding failure, despite corporate sponsorships by heavy hitters Lipton Tea and Absolut Vodka.”
Will_Scarlet 11 months ago
For the background to this story, see Doonesbury 10/30/2000 – 11/11/2000.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
One of those moments Duke might regret forgetting. I wonder how much money he owes?