For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 31, 2024

Don’t tease the dog John!

The average dog bite force of 235 PSI (pounds per square inch). You should go to the doctor immediately after a dog bite. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) notes that one serious concern after getting bit by a dog is the risk of infection.

While it is hilarious that John Patterson wrecked his foot playing this game with Edgar, I would have loved to see John in the hospital ER having to explain how he got this injury as they cut the bunny slipper off his mangled foot.

On thing is for sure, if the Pattersons ever get the idea of having a rabbit as a pet, there is a good chance that rabbit is going to die with Edgar in the house.

John shouldda worn a steel-toed bunny slipper!

Looks like Edgrrr hasn’t cut all his teeth yet—only the canines, LOL!

Hahahaha. LMAO!!!!

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“Really, John! What DID you expect?!?!?”

Best Easter ‘toon I’ve ever seen!

I’m psyched; my new fluffy Unicorn slippers should arrive today! I haven’t had slippers in years.

John is not too bright

Ooh… I hope you like the doghouse, cause you’ll be spending a week in there!

Sticky-out-tongue Laugh!!

I’ve been following along the original storyline from 1995 and this looks like it is a new strip. The original featured a birthday party for April.

Farley, my boy, you are in for it now ! ! !

What did you THINK would happen, John?

“Snuffa wuffa snort sniff sniff”: Those are some pretty good rock and roll sound effects……

If you can’t herd them, intruders need to be removed for the safety of the pack.

This is where you hold the slipper with your hand around the corner, not with your foot in it… For a dentist, john isn’t very bright sometimes.

You can’t expect Edgar to know any better.

Opal Pickles is lucky she’s never gotten bitten.

Ah yes, the fearless hunter and guard animal protecting the pack.

Good boy, Edgar!

Never, ever believe the BS that dog’s mouth is cleaner than a humans! Bit by one of our dogs, the infection that happened took 3 visits to the ER, and a week of intravenous antibiotic (2 bags per day). Dr. said if I had waited another 8-12 hours they probably would have had to amputate my arm to save me. ( I went to the first Dr. about 12 hours after the bite). I still love dogs, but a dog bite is nothing to ignore.

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Ahhh… Edgar is a hunting dog…. As Elmer says.. “Kwill the Wabbit”…

Edgar has a one-way ticket to the Enjos.

See what you get for teasing the dog?

Years ago my 34 pound American Eskimo-Cocker Spaniel got into the kids easter candy hidden behind the closet door (before internet, didn’t know chocolate was lethal for dogs). Amazingly he didn’t get ill!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!!

Good thing our dog is old and doesn’t have many teeth.

Happy Easter!

Back from the cruise already?

JUST shows you should never tease a dog

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You asked for that one, John.