Back in the 80’s there was an asst. manager that used to call me sweetcheeks. I let it go, but got back at him by proving to our customer’s how much he didn’t know about our product on a daily basis.
…. standing naked in front of her…he said :… ‘’ hey baby how’d you like 12 inches of happiness’’ ….. and the sweet young thing replied…. ‘’what are we going to do it four times…’’
She came back to my room with me. Things got pretty hot. I was undressing when she laughed and pointed and said, “Who are you gonna satisfy with that little thing?”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Here’s the link to the original, vintage 1958 art and text.
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/small-caliber-lust/
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ouch.
Jml58 about 1 year ago
And it only has one shot.
sevaar777 about 1 year ago
Only has two shots as well…
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
It’s a double barrel, Babe. I’m not a one shot kinda’ guy. I’ve got a m_uff pistol if you’d like.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Dare I write — “pee shooter”?
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago
Those old Derringer pistols misfired a lot. And when they did shoot, they missed their target at any range.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
Life is hard when you suffer from Small Caliber Syndrome.
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…it’s hard to meet anyone of good caliber anymore…
A# 466 about 1 year ago
Was this from Mae West: “Are you glad to see me? Or is that a Coke bottle in your pants?”
ilikai about 1 year ago
burned!
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
If it has a silencer, does it mean that after he fires it, he immediately falls asleep?
Differentname about 1 year ago
You mean this derringer?
https://en.Wikipedia.org/wiki/Yancy_Derringer
bmckee about 1 year ago
But not perhaps a Trumpian Derringer. As related by Stormy.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
ka-zing
ajr58(1) about 1 year ago
Stormy, and … who was that guy…….? Tiny?
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 1 year ago
Dang! It fired a round while we were talking, Sweet Cheeks.
ekw555 about 1 year ago
hopefully no accidental discharge
SofaKing about 1 year ago
I feel gun nuts are compensating for “something.” In this case, he needs a Ruger Super Redhawk in .44mag.
gregcartoon Premium Member about 1 year ago
Nice color work, Dan! Color, man! Color like the WIND!!!
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
ᔑ(✋˳ʖ✋)ᔐ
“Guess who?”
“Tom Thumb?”
anomaly about 1 year ago
It’s a Chapstick.
Thehag about 1 year ago
Back in the 80’s there was an asst. manager that used to call me sweetcheeks. I let it go, but got back at him by proving to our customer’s how much he didn’t know about our product on a daily basis.
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
It’s a starters pistol. It only shoots blanks.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s a wee wee pre-wee.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 1 year ago
Stay safe and healthy everyone.
kennnyp about 1 year ago
…. standing naked in front of her…he said :… ‘’ hey baby how’d you like 12 inches of happiness’’ ….. and the sweet young thing replied…. ‘’what are we going to do it four times…’’
kennnyp about 1 year ago
…. in passion she yelled: …. ‘’give me 12 inches and make it hurt….’’. so they did it four times and he smacked her butt…..
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
“You really know how to hurt a guy.”
“I suspect you really know how to dissatisfy.”
kennnyp about 1 year ago
what this comic needs is a .. ‘rim shot’…. oh takes on a completely different meaning now a days…..( where is buddy rich when you need him?)
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
SO many different jokes I could say here but I will play it safe and just say… HA!
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Ha! A derriere derringer!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 year ago
She came back to my room with me. Things got pretty hot. I was undressing when she laughed and pointed and said, “Who are you gonna satisfy with that little thing?”
I said, “Me.”
Another Take about 1 year ago
STUD: I call this move “The Pearl Harbor” – a sneak attack with my torpedo armed and ready!"
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago
Careful. He’s easily triggered.
TonysSon about 1 year ago
She scoped him out, but didn’t like the peep-sight.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
just a bullet
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
Witty comeback.