Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 12, 2015
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Whoo! I feel better now. Hope you don't mind me au naturel" Gunther: "Uh... No..." Tiffany: "And look! The ant bites are all better!" Gunther: "Oh! Yes. Good. Yes..." Tiffany: "Ok! Let's start! Want anything? Coffee? Oh - I bet you don't do coffee, milk?" Gunther: "Actually, I do do coffee"
JayBluE over 9 years ago
From “mud packs” to “a cup of mud”… – Perhaps some “Eight O’Clock Coffee” for someone with a “Five O’clock shadow”… – Wow, maybe even Tiffany’s coffee is rich……
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
{snicker} Gunther sad, “do do.”
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“Great Unexpectations”“General Hospitality”“A Columbia House”“Are You Out Of Your Grind?”“Too Close For Comfortable”“De Do Do Do, De Dah, Dah, Dah…” (♫)“Being Of Sound Grind”“Aroma On the Range”“Oil Of Au Lait”or“A Job Maxwell Done”
Argythree over 9 years ago
Disappointed in Tiffany.
Angelalex242 over 9 years ago
Well, at least Rosa’s toughened him up enough to be less nervous.
Futabakun Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Au natural” of course refers to her total lack of make-up.
margaretannehill over 9 years ago
Yuk. This isn’t going anywhere with me.
Argythree over 9 years ago
Yeah, which is why I said I was disappointed. She’s just acting like a stereotype of the person her detractors say she is: self-absorbed but also a shallow flirty tease. Not a person concerned that she was taking advantage of Gunther by letting him do all the homework…
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
DON’T Do It, Gunther!
Don’t FALL for those Shapely Soaking Wet Legs and EVIL Wiles of THIS Trickster She-Demon. She’s Only Going to VAMP You into Doing HER School Work and then DISPOSE of You Like so much Used Tissue Paper!
And Furthermore…,WAIT!Did She Say “COFFEE?!!?”
Kymberleigh over 9 years ago
Is this the first time in the history of the strip that we’ve seen Tiff without her false eyelashes on?
DaJellyBelly over 9 years ago
I think we are starting to see a softer side of Tiffany.
mormonyoyoman over 9 years ago
Alas, poor Gunther. I knew him, Horatio.
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
Eight O’Clock Coffee ?? I haven’t seen that label (at least not out here in LA) since Ike was in the White House.
Partyalldatyme over 9 years ago
I believe Tiffany is just so oblivious that she is not considering what her choices of words or apparel might be having on Gunther. Right now, she’s looking at him in a new light since he came to her rescue, and is showing a little maturity by not depending on Gunth to do the work when she knows she easily could (although I doubt she’ll be much actual help).
GOGOPOWERANGERS over 9 years ago
Gunther your not dreaming this is the real Tiffany you don’t need to wake yourself up with coffee
kenhense over 9 years ago
An incredible tease – for Gunther – for us… Maybe one more notch up and I’m afraid suddenly we’ll get a new arc…
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Science fiction: Completely healed ant bites.Speculative fiction: Will anything happen?No way. Greg Evans would want to protect Gunthie’s virtue. It’s too bad, because that means Tiffany still won’t get any physical affection, same as always!
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Well, sure, Gunther could date Ox. Why not?
dummy1984 over 9 years ago
is it just me or does tiffany look much much more beautiful without makeup ? :)
Caldonia over 9 years ago
The Spanish version lacks a certain amount of pizzazz. Gunther simply says, “Actually, I drink coffee.” ’
Scott Stevenson over 9 years ago
I think that’s her “Hello, Benjamin” moment.
BobCu over 9 years ago
It might be a bit difficult for Gunther to be totally focused on those field notes
m98115 over 9 years ago
flirting and teasing are part of normal courtship display activities. Of course, she is (partly unconciously and automatically) just trying to see if she can arouse and confuse the “brainy” , rational entitiy to reassure herself ofher personal power. We can only hope he will get some good learning experience out of the whole situation.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Gunther is handling this pretty well.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
How do you know there were “a hundred” stings? How do you know there were any? Maybe Tiffany said she was getting bit to give Gunther an excuse to put his hands on her,
donwalter over 9 years ago
and he could get a really GOOD look at where the bites used to be. Might as well play her game, Gunth…
cdward over 9 years ago
I think I can guess where Greg is going with this. Both attraction and a little maturing on both parts. Tiffany is discovering she actually doesn’t want to be the self-absorbed spoiled brat even though that’s all she knows how to be. Gunther is learning that he can be both assertive and himself without being terrified. He is essentially relaxed in this despite the awkwardness. We’ll see if that’s where he goes – but it is possible they could develop into something. Still, I thought Ox was good for Tiff.
z.a.m over 9 years ago
I don’t get it: in a movie is normally acceptable that college students have sexual intercourses, why in a comic strip this is not even an option? (I mean suggest it, not showing, off course)
cgrantt57 Premium Member over 9 years ago
@doonvittoria,
Because the comic strip mentality is still stuck in the 50’s. Newspaper editors don’t like sex, or even the mention of sex, or so I’ve heard.
wreck it ralph over 9 years ago
I wonder if Gunther saw the little man in the boat?
Pointspread over 9 years ago
You sure those are all stings? Maybe she didn’t get stung at all.
drewpamon over 9 years ago
It’s possible that Gunther misidentified the ants. He was a ways away. Perhaps these ants
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
Like he NEEDS coffee now. (Careful, Gunth ol’ boy…)
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
Go for it Gunther……..you’ll regret it for the rest of you life if you don’t………..soon you will be graduated, working 50+ hours a week and settled down with house, wife and several kids………….
Willywise52 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Will he or won’t he?Bet he won’t.
tony over 9 years ago
I have to think back to when she gave Gunther the big make-over. I got the feeling then that Tiff really likes Gunther, maybe in a shallow way, but real nonetheless…
Doctor Go over 9 years ago
That’s okay Tiff. Ever since I went to Peru, I started going “commando.”
Airman over 9 years ago
Ah, Rosa, if you could see me now.
timrinaldo over 9 years ago
Time to close the deal, Gunth…
caddymarie over 9 years ago
Not sure why she couldn’t come out in some loose lounge clothes.
drewpamon over 9 years ago
“I bet you don’t do coffee” Does Tiffany think Gunther is Mormon?
Rauderi over 9 years ago
Dodo coffee. Yup, that’s about how I feel about it.
cdemattos over 9 years ago
she looks better without makeup… and clothes.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Careful, G-man, she’s about to ruin your reputation.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
The mention of coffee snapped Gunther out of his jittery passive self. He remembered that he is now playing it more on the edge. And although ReallyBad2 said it first, I believe that Bernice down the hall will be knocking on the door any minute, This may occur after Gunther spills coffee on himself and has to remove his shirt. (ref: Ghost)
3pibgorn9 over 9 years ago
Maybe. We’ll see.
notbornyesterday over 9 years ago
Wow; Tiffany found someone that she’s totally at ease with…too bad the same can’t be said for Gunther
MS72 over 9 years ago
Gosh, I think they’re good for each other. I don’t have a clue how far this goes on … or the ending.
ttuerff over 9 years ago
I see another possible angle here — Does Tiff know that Quill is going to New York with Luann? Gunther seems like the kind of guy who’d let that slip, not thinking it was anything important, and not having been told not to say anything…or if she DOES know (I haven’t seen every strip) she may be doing the flirty stuff to get info. OR, she may just be comfortable with Gunther, since he seems to “get” her and isn’t phased by her. We’ll see…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
I’m reminded of a tale in which a couple keeps mentioning past activities, followed by.“We tried it once but didn’t like it.”.Finally, they mentioned their son..The listener responded,“An only child, I assume?”.Tiffany’s a cute little temptress-wannabe.
Mikel V over 9 years ago
“Coffee? Yes please, make it on the rocks and pour it into my underwear”
Airman over 9 years ago
Forget realism. If Greg wanted realism, Knute wouldn’t have that nose. The ant bites were just a vehicle to get Gunther and Tiffany to her room. There is a tad of sexual tension, but mostly it’s just two people, with their own issues, taking the first steps to mutual understanding, perhaps respect, and hopefully a true friendship.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
@mr_wise_guy“Here Greg Evans inadvertently showed his age. He turns 68 this year, right? Nobody under 40 would say “au natural,” and certainly not a flaky college kid.”.“ah naturel”.Didn’t they larn ye any Frainch?.Still, it’s good to meet someone who can speak for all students everywhere
harkherp over 9 years ago
Is Gunther showing wood in panel 3 ????
cdgar over 9 years ago
Tiffany looks good in a bathrobe with a towel over her hair. Very domestic.
Dreamdeer over 9 years ago
YES! Tiffany without make-up! This isn’t about her wearing a fluffy robe that covers more than that yellow sundress, this is about showing her real face—a major step for her!
mac04416 over 9 years ago
Sure. Coffee. Raise the blood pessure a liittle. See what comes up……..
hankgillette over 9 years ago
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”
Pointspread over 9 years ago
You’re the one with the plot twists, I’m still laughing at you for counting all the bites!
locake over 9 years ago
Tiffany is helping with their schoolwork and being a thoughtful hostess by offering Gunther something to drink. They are not dating, she’s not flirting and she is being responsible. Tiffany treats Gunther much better than Rosa ever did.
alasko over 9 years ago
But will Gunther do Tiff?
yangeldf over 9 years ago
I feel like we’re doing one of those “dumbing of age” stories that sets up one of the adult comics on slipshine…
chicogrande over 9 years ago
Tiffany: Gunther, what will you have? Coffee? Tea? Me?
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
Gross…
maverick1usa over 9 years ago
This could get interesting! I hope there are no interuptions like a knock at the door. Will Tiff’s sash come loose? Is there any lingere under the robe? Will the field notes be completed? Or, will there be other notes to be taken? What if . . .
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Ha! Love that!
Caldonia over 9 years ago
That’s the joke. I was riffing off what Nab wrote.
whiteaj over 9 years ago
Just LOOK at those no ant bites, Gunth!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
Those were REAL fire ants. I did a DNA sequence analysis with my Acme comic strip DNA analyzer..My beloved Tiffany is just a quick healer.(Plus, Gunther has some handy, dandy llama urine with its magical powers.)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
" “ah naturel” "“au naturel”.(Auto correct means well but I need to watch it more closely.)
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Or false eyebrows! Well, unless you drew them on!
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago
The deep end mingles with the shallow end….
Are they gonna kiss? Are they gonna kiss?
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
“Gunther isn’t going to “do” anyone until his wedding night, assuming that happens”*RB2- I agree with your takes on both Tiff & Gunther— they’re both being innocent and vulnerable, and a friendship might result. But G-man IS going to lose his reputation at this rate— look at the evidence.*Berniece steps in, sees Tiff naked under a robe, sitting on a couch with G-man who is drinking morning coffee.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
@Brdshtt: Two good ones today Brd! The hidden eyebrows and the fireworks.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
She’s a woman who does her own thing, dances to her own tune. That makes her a “tramp” to a lot of sexist judgmental people, sadly.
Willow Mt Lyon over 9 years ago
Tiffany has always been like that. Remember when she bought a string bikini so she could have a suntan on her bottom?
Airman over 9 years ago
Unless Greg does something stupid and sends in Dez with a bunch of hungry llamas, these two should just be left alone to develop an appreciation for each other and be comfortable as study buddies. Tiffany is not a slut, she’s a virgin looking for someone to actually care for her as a person. This is something that she does not get at home. Gunther needs to drop his guard and not always be so intimidated. I really want this odd couple to depend on each other and form a bond.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Sigh. So many commenters see what they what to see, for one reason or another, riding their hobby horses. rather than seeing what is actually drawn. For example, Tiffany is not “flashing” Gunther. Her left leg is lifted to the couch on Gunther’s left , and he merely glances (panel 2) when Tiffany prompts him to look and see that the ant bites (not stings) are better.
I trust that their coffee-fueled study session will be productive and help each develop a little more as a maturing character….
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Not admitting I’m wrong, not changing the subject, just laughing at you.
Caldonia over 9 years ago
RB 2, your parody was deleted. That sickens me! I would rather have those than the endless reruns of recent Gunther strips that get posted every dang day here. Not many commentators like a good laugh, do they. You ought to have your own blog.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
LOL!!-More betterer writer. Great stuff!-That’s what I wish I was, myself. A more betterer writer…
Caldonia over 9 years ago
That is not hack performance. It’s a parody. The Sheriff sounds like a blast. I want to invite him to a karaoke party and entertain him through song.
Caldonia over 9 years ago
That’s not fair at all.
R.J.C. over 9 years ago
@Brdshtt Those parodies of yours are very funny!!!! LOL
mikefulton over 9 years ago
Not from that angle he didn’t.
flowergirl19 over 9 years ago
“Huh huh, me do do coffee! Me big boy now! Say, I won’t be getting pregnant from this, will I Tiffany? Mom didn’t teach me much!"
Too funny!!! :D
Aladar30 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Is the first time that we can see Tiffany without makeup.
JimT8 over 9 years ago
“Maybe this will lead into her backstory.”
I’d like to hear that.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
Miss. Tiffany. Are you trying to seduce me?
JimT8 over 9 years ago
“After Ox’s ungentlemanly manhandling of Ann Eiffel, he would be a poor match for any woman, including Tiffany.”
Do you really think that?
JimT8 over 9 years ago
“Gunther gets nervous after hugging a girl. He gets nervous just talking about physical contact. Gunther isn’t going to “do” anyone until his wedding night, assuming that happens.”
You don’t recall his solution for Rosa’s wet hands problem like his own? Or his passionate kiss , bending her over. when some jerk war trying to beat him to asking Rosa to a dance?
JimT8 over 9 years ago
You think a narrative with the time delays of a daily short strip doesn’ tnecessarily leave out a great deal?
flowergirl19 over 9 years ago
That parody is hilarious. Thank you Brdshtt for posting it again, because I missed it the first time.
JD_Rhoades over 9 years ago
Tiffany knows exactly what she’s doing, and it’s kinda mean.
mahisquared over 9 years ago
Wow guys way to jump to “Tiff is such a slut!” almost immediately. She hasn’t done anything wrong. She made a joke about her make up, and then went to show Gunther that he had helped her. Her robe is COMPLETELY CLOSED. Just look at the art. It’s closed. She’s not flashing him. Gunther is the one who is making it more than it is. For those of you complaining about the “together” part…she was simply saying that she wanted to contribute. She wanted, for once, to not be the selfish brat who gets As based on hard work that she didn’t actually do. And even if she WAS hitting on him…who cares? Just because you personally have no game doesn’t mean that the rest of us don’t. Everyone is entitled to their own sexual freedom. It’s a little bit creepy that you think that you should be able to dictate what every single person does in the bedroom.
Westplatte Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think they will end up friends. It’s nice to start seeing Tiffany as a woman with real issues, and a personality. I imagine that she is very lonely. I have noticed over the years that she has never really dated, or been accepted by many.. She’s the pretty one that every guy is afraid to ask out, so she never gets a date. Gunth would be good for her.
Airman over 9 years ago
Yeah, the parody is crap.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Mrs. Robinso, er, Tiffany, you’re trying to seduce me.”
Aqsnt over 9 years ago
Gunther Tiffany. GuntherTiffany. Guntheiffany. Gunthffany. Guntfany. Gunany?
King_Shark over 9 years ago
gives mild hints to Gunther that shewants sex. Gunther doesn’t get it – notenough even to refuse. Then Tiff givesstronger hints. Gunther still doesn’t get it,so he doesn’t refuse. Then Tiff getsactually au naturel and climbs on top ofGunther, so he can’t not get it – at whichpoint the Evanses can rely on theirtruefans to scream “OMG Tiff is such arhymeswithwitch rhymeswithchore!”
King_Shark over 9 years ago
Do do coffee – is that Kopi Luwak? Gunther has expensive tastes.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
(“Phi Beta Cuppa”:) I like this one, personally!
sactiger over 9 years ago
Sure… Tiffany can play “flight attendant”, and give Gunth some TWA coffee – or some TWA tea…
Kymberleigh over 9 years ago
I always thought parody was legal fair use of otherwise copyright-protected work … which would mean that whatever lawyers at GoComics are directing the takedowns would be liable for civil damages if the person who did the parody sued and won.Perhaps they are counting on the fact that no one here would likely bring such a lawsuit.