Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 13, 2017

Now how did they get a Wiley Bear to stay there? This must be in the farther future where barbarism has creeped back even more into every day society.

“Pull the pin, boy!” Bears are great swimmers, it’ s just like catching salmon.

Does a bear sh*t on the greens?

Now let’s see if you can do the same thing with fishing.

Chip and run.

I can’t bear it!

I’d watch that!

Can my Marlin 44 Mag be considered a driver?

Anyone else remember the beer commercials from the 80s or 90s with sports mash-ups, like “Sumo-High Diving”, “Wiener Dog Drag Racing”, and “Full Contact Golf”?? Now THAT would make Golf Watchable!

Um, first you’d have make golf a sport………

I don’t play nor watch golf…but, different strokes…….

We could always watch people play chess. Now, there’s a snooze fest!

Throw a few gators in the water hazards, and toss a few vipers in the sand traps and it might be interesting.

I. Would. Watch. That.

I would. And I’d root for the bear.

Watchable is over-rated. # just do it

Wiley bear!!!!

That’s way too much club.

It doesn’t make watching this any more bearable…

I don’t watch golf although I’ve caught a little when browsing channels and I noticed the announcers always whisper. I agree with the comedian (I don’t remember who it was) who said: they should use Latin Soccer announcers. "and it’s in the HOOOOLLLLLLLE!!!

I saw a clip on ESPN.com of a golfer hitting a hole-in-one on that notorious course where the hole (like this) is on an island. Amazing (and lucky) shot, and all the guy could do was raise his arm. No, “Wa-hoo!”, no leaping in the air, nothing even though it was the best shot he’d probably ever make. He looked as excited as if he’s just placed an order at a McDonald’s drive-thru. If even the golfers can’t be excited, maybe adding bears would be a good idea.

Three words: Full Contact Golf

And sharks with frickin lasers on their heads

Put a few crocs and piranhas in the water to make it really interesting

The bear will be mad when the ball hits him.

“No, I said I wanted a golf club!”

Not many golfers or fans here. Each to their own.

I always thought golf was a way of culling fat executives on Sunday afternoons.

And the water hazards and sand traps are real.

Golf has simple rules. It is hard to play well. Also, a great way to learn about yourself and others. After a bad round, golfers can’t wait to try it again. And, most golfers don’t mind non-golfers making fun of the sport. Non-golfers, like Wiley, just don’t get it.

They could require the players to paint themselves with bacon grease like the animal rights activist wacko did a few years ago.He did it to cover up his scent.Then went out on Kodiak Island to photograph the grizzly bears.

Who else here would like to see something like this initiated for Presidential Primaries?

17th at TPC Sawgrass

There has to be a reason why they don’t give play-by-play broadcast of golf on the radio.

Golf wouldn’t appeal to the redneck knuckle-draggers……

One of my favourite commercials involves a large tentacled beast rising from the pond and grabbing golfers. It’s so good I can’t tell you what they were selling.

Brought to you by Bear Pharmaceuticals, and Bear Creek Brewery!

Wiley bear as a caddie? Now I’ve seen everything.