Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 22, 2020

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I prefer Dogma.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 4 years ago

    To paraphrase Terry Practhett, cats decided to stop being worshiped because it seemed too much like work.

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    kaffekup   over 4 years ago

    Then I’m a cat-lick, too!

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Cataclysmic.

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    The unwritten rule of comics:

    Bad cats are orange.

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    bexwhitt  over 4 years ago

    If God is a cat we are all foooked.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Couldn’t help thinking someone is going to get zapped.

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    GregerLhd  over 4 years ago

    What about kerygma? Better than dogma …

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    Say What? Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What branched off of Catolicism, then? The Purr-testant Re-fur-mation?

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    LilyGilder  over 4 years ago

    Pull my paw.

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    Joe Cooker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Those fingers are getting a little too close.

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    dot-the-I  over 4 years ago

    So much for Michelangelo’s claim that he simply drew a blank.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m a Catholic. I can’t stop taking cats home.

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    GeorgePlerhoples  over 4 years ago

    res ipse dixit

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    jal333  over 4 years ago

    I was looking for nail polish on one of the hands:)!

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    jessie d.  over 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t be those endless religious wars if cats were worshipped; just bring the stuff in little cans impossible to get open that true believers deliver to his/her majesties on each and every day; and the more cans delivered the more blessings you shall receive, i.e., no scratches if you don’t hurry up.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 4 years ago

    What came first – the cat or the dog? God alone knows …

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    That cat looks obese

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    T Smith  over 4 years ago

    Makes as much sense as any of the other superstitious mythologies.

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    monya_43  over 4 years ago

    It’s, George, the flerkin. They are really quite dangerous.

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    kaylowe  over 4 years ago

    Catolicism has some tough litterature!

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    rickseg  over 4 years ago

    So that cat is supposed to be Bastet? If so, it’s put on a little weight.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Cat Lick His’m? Of course he does.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    H-m-m-m I sense an occasional skeptic or two in the audience. My personal choice is whatever you do that gets you through your problems and that leaves you feeling you did the right thing – ‘right’ being a result that causes no harm to others.

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    Masterskrain  over 4 years ago

    AGAIN… Dogs have owners, Cats have staff members…or, in this case, Worshipers!

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    you know God Loves cats

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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The first rule of Catolicism is ‘thou shalt worship no other gods before me’.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    Cats understand that “Chance governeth all”. It saves them the trouble of planning.

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    retjeff  over 4 years ago

    that would infer there is such a thing as good cats

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    jeffhapp  over 4 years ago

    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

    also:

    “How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.”

    ― Robert A. Heinlein

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    TexTech  over 4 years ago

    Cats were once worshipped as gods. The Cat has not forgotten this.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Let’s just get to the fancy feast thing.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    “Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”

    [SCRATCH!]

    “Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”

    [SCRATCH!]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8&NR=1

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    TurbosDad  over 4 years ago

    That’s where I learned cat-echism…

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Give that catatonic.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    That’s why they buried all the early Roman Catolics with their catacombs!

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    listmom  over 4 years ago

    Don’t touch its belly!

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I went to Catlic school in Chicawgo, and we’d go to Sox Park down by Tirdy-tird Street.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    So, God’s Real Name is Tac ?

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    She has been ignoring us for the last 1000 Years or so.

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    einarbt  over 4 years ago

    I don’t get it.

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    eccolibri60 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I prefer my Dog-ma.

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