Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 22, 2020

I prefer Dogma.

To paraphrase Terry Practhett, cats decided to stop being worshiped because it seemed too much like work.

Then I’m a cat-lick, too!

Cataclysmic.

The unwritten rule of comics:

Bad cats are orange.

If God is a cat we are all foooked.

Couldn’t help thinking someone is going to get zapped.

What about kerygma? Better than dogma …

What branched off of Catolicism, then? The Purr-testant Re-fur-mation?

Pull my paw.

Those fingers are getting a little too close.

So much for Michelangelo’s claim that he simply drew a blank.

I’m a Catholic. I can’t stop taking cats home.

res ipse dixit

I was looking for nail polish on one of the hands:)!

Wouldn’t be those endless religious wars if cats were worshipped; just bring the stuff in little cans impossible to get open that true believers deliver to his/her majesties on each and every day; and the more cans delivered the more blessings you shall receive, i.e., no scratches if you don’t hurry up.

What came first – the cat or the dog? God alone knows …

That cat looks obese

Makes as much sense as any of the other superstitious mythologies.

It’s, George, the flerkin. They are really quite dangerous.

Catolicism has some tough litterature!

So that cat is supposed to be Bastet? If so, it’s put on a little weight.

Cat Lick His’m? Of course he does.

H-m-m-m I sense an occasional skeptic or two in the audience. My personal choice is whatever you do that gets you through your problems and that leaves you feeling you did the right thing – ‘right’ being a result that causes no harm to others.

AGAIN… Dogs have owners, Cats have staff members…or, in this case, Worshipers!

you know God Loves cats

The first rule of Catolicism is ‘thou shalt worship no other gods before me’.

Cats understand that “Chance governeth all”. It saves them the trouble of planning.

that would infer there is such a thing as good cats

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

also:

“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

Cats were once worshipped as gods. The Cat has not forgotten this.

Let’s just get to the fancy feast thing.

“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”

[SCRATCH!]

“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.”

[SCRATCH!]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8&NR=1

That’s where I learned cat-echism…

Give that catatonic.

That’s why they buried all the early Roman Catolics with their catacombs!

Don’t touch its belly!

I went to Catlic school in Chicawgo, and we’d go to Sox Park down by Tirdy-tird Street.

So, God’s Real Name is Tac ?

She has been ignoring us for the last 1000 Years or so.

I don’t get it.

I prefer my Dog-ma.