From the size of those pots, God should drink less coffee, or at the very least switch to decaf. Too bad that one unwrathful looking flying angel had to go and ruin things for everybody.
God created the forgiving blend with the OUT sign already attached. Did you know that if your children disrespect you, you’re not supposed to forgive them? You’re supposed to kill them. Exodus 21:17.
Years ago our pastor was asking young kids during his children’s sermon, “When does God sleep?” A wise guy in our choir whispered, “During the sermon.” Good thing we were in the back of the church because many of us couldn’t keep a straight face the rest of the service.
I promise I won’t opinionate about what I believe or feel about the 13CO-rich atmosphere of a young accreting super-Jupiter (about which I know nothing) if you don’t share what you “know” about the existence or non-existence of divinity, the relation of the Old and New Testaments or what happens to people after they die – so that we can just laugh at the comic – Deal?
JEHOVAH knows all so there is no free will it is all pre-known future. While quantum mechanics doesn’t exist except for humans who are fooled by the Great Architect…
It is funny when athletes or lottery winners “thank God” for helping them win but you don’t hear people asking why God forsakes them for getting Covid-19. Whether you are a believer or not, we the people have to create our miracles—get your damn shots and level the playing field for everyone else…..
Kali over 3 years ago
Chock Full O’Sucks is that heavenly coffee / Coffee more wrathful / God’s money can’t buy!
HidariMak2 over 3 years ago
From the size of those pots, God should drink less coffee, or at the very least switch to decaf. Too bad that one unwrathful looking flying angel had to go and ruin things for everybody.
EasternWoods over 3 years ago
I guess he had the last cup of " Forgiving Blend ". I wish God would take it out on whoever had the last cup rather than on us
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Should i be worried that this implies that God goes to sleep like the rest of us?
GreasyOldTam over 3 years ago
Heck, just make some more. How long could it take in heaven?
Concretionist over 3 years ago
God’s coffee must be something … unworldly!
WGillete over 3 years ago
He needs to switch to de-wrath.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
Does HE use cream and sugar?
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
“I came here to kick butt and drink ‘forgiving blend’…and I’m all out of ‘forgiving blend’…”
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
Go smite someone
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Thus defines the Old testament and the New testament!
Geophyzz over 3 years ago
“Seek the LORD while He may be found; call to Him while He is near. ..” or before the decaf runs out. Isaiah 55:6
ERBEN2 over 3 years ago
Sorry , but I liked yesterdays much better .
1953Baby over 3 years ago
Hey! Momma said there’d be days like this. . .there’d be days like this, my momma said. . .and, anyway, YOU started it. . .
WaitingMan over 3 years ago
God created the forgiving blend with the OUT sign already attached. Did you know that if your children disrespect you, you’re not supposed to forgive them? You’re supposed to kill them. Exodus 21:17.
dansanquist over 3 years ago
Years ago our pastor was asking young kids during his children’s sermon, “When does God sleep?” A wise guy in our choir whispered, “During the sermon.” Good thing we were in the back of the church because many of us couldn’t keep a straight face the rest of the service.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bible in brief: “Deity angry. Something gotta die.”
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Black Rifle Coffee doesn’t make a “Forgiving” blend
Bookworm over 3 years ago
When all else fails, blame the coffee.
TimBenzidrene over 3 years ago
Quick!! Tell I.T. to hide the “SMITE!” button on his keyboard!
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Seems like an awful lot of the cartoonists are trying to define God recently.
mrshark over 3 years ago
The origin of COVID-19?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Quick, call the New Testament Coffee Company and have them make a delivery.
dot-the-I over 3 years ago
I promise I won’t opinionate about what I believe or feel about the 13CO-rich atmosphere of a young accreting super-Jupiter (about which I know nothing) if you don’t share what you “know” about the existence or non-existence of divinity, the relation of the Old and New Testaments or what happens to people after they die – so that we can just laugh at the comic – Deal?
Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Someone needs to get that Forgiving Blend brewing fast!
ira.crank over 3 years ago
Get together with your son and drink some blood.
SoTired Premium Member over 3 years ago
My feed currently shows that In.amongst has 42 replies. 42! How appropriate!
goblue86 over 3 years ago
Gee…I always figured the big-guy for an espresso drinker.
I can just see him sipping on a little cup while looking over all of creation. I mean that’s what gets my day started….
MartinDamary over 3 years ago
Thank God the Earth is flat, like that She can have a rest during the flip side.
mwksix over 3 years ago
At least there’s no “Smite” urn!
bakana over 3 years ago
How did the guy who never makes a fresh pot after taking the Last Cup ever make it into Heaven?
IshkaBibel1 over 3 years ago
Old Testament brew or New Testament brew…
sandpiper over 3 years ago
So that explains the current 7 years of misery. Too bad it isn’t time limited.
GiantShetlandPony over 3 years ago
I wouldn’t worry too much, God gave up on this planet a long time ago.
locake over 3 years ago
It’s not really Heaven if they run out of coffee.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hello darkness, my old friend…
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Heaven’s Wrath Blend. Notable for its subtle notes of fire and brimstone.
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 3 years ago
For someone omnipotent, you’d think they would have known that before walking (floating?) up to the dispensers. Oh well.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
Does the head Honcho eat at the Holy Grill?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
JEHOVAH knows all so there is no free will it is all pre-known future. While quantum mechanics doesn’t exist except for humans who are fooled by the Great Architect…
tee929 over 3 years ago
It is funny when athletes or lottery winners “thank God” for helping them win but you don’t hear people asking why God forsakes them for getting Covid-19. Whether you are a believer or not, we the people have to create our miracles—get your damn shots and level the playing field for everyone else…..
wordsmeet 3 months ago
So the Christian God is not a morning person, just like my former boss, heh heh.