Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 15, 2024

Protection racket

You ALWAYS have options. Sometimes, though, prior choices reduce your options to how you accept your fate…

I would have a bone to pick with them!!!

Great company logo, they’ve had some customers

Few know that Wileybears are also Citybears.

They probably get more customers during a bear market.

I see they have a bare bones office …

100 gaurenteed

Yes, it is hard to audit a dead guy..

This could be a grizzly situation.

Do they work for corporations?

So, they’re not hibernating any more, and they’re HUNGRY!!

And. No Fees!

Yea!! The bears are up. But I expect many filers feel like they’ve been through a bear before the returns are completed.

That won’t stop his estate from being audited.

On the subject of having one’s behavior audited,

Google: Trump’s first criminal trial is a historic and solemn moment for America

Thanks, but I’ve already been clawed

i like that they are a bare bones outfit.

False advertising. The IRS can audit your estate.

The guy is walking, so he probably doesn’t make enough to get audited.

Pay your taxes or feed the bears. Either way you pay.

This is a one-time opportunity to avoid paying the IRS their pound of flesh!

Happy birth today to David Wiley Miller (1951): USA cartoonist whose work is characterized by wry wit and trenchant social satire, is best known for his comic strip “Non Sequitur,” which he signs Wiley. Non Sequitur is the only cartoon to win National Cartoonists Society Divisional Awards in both the comic strip and comic panel categories, and Miller is the only cartoonist to win an NCS Divisional Award in his first year of syndication.

Reminds me of Jack Benny’s great line: “I’m THINKING about it!”

Wiley bears!

The truth is that nobody dares/

To contend with the IRS bears- /

Except for a few/

Who (unlike me and you)/

Are actual billionaires.///

For the rich, those are toothless jaws./

You have little to fear – because/

There’ll be tax cuts galore/

As there have been before

When you own the men making the laws!

Glad they didn’t chew on the shoes. That would have been in bad taste.

Happy Birthday, Wiley! Hope you have many more.

Besides being income tax day, the long anticipated trial starts today. Estimated to last for a grueling 6-8 weeks.

The bears also handle divorces.

Those sneaky bears!

Either way, you’re dead meat.

Your choice, Death or Taxes.

Wiley draws good bears.

Binging eating tax cheats is unhealthy. Even for Wiley Bears.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Clearly it’s time to Eat The Rich!

Could not happen to a more deserving bunch of guys.

Oh boy – the return of the Wiley Bears!!! My favorite!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️