If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surpriseIf you go down in the woods today, you’d better go in disguiseFor every bear that ever there wasWill gather there for certain becauseToday’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic
“All tire tracks do not lead to a food truck”. ~Aesop (+ ! to every gentle soul on here who remembers Aesop’s Fables before they were condemned to PC H E Double by sniveling but hurt Liberloonies)
Many of the hockey Teams in Canada have a home town teddy bear toss. Everyone brings a teddy bear to donate and when the home town team scores their first goal in the hockey game everyone tosses their teddy bear out onto the ice. Collected teddy bears are donated to hospitals and other children’s charities. Some of these teddy bear tosses collect several hundred bears of various sizes often including a few very, very large ones. Game is halted while they gather the bears, often bringing a half ton truck onto the ice to load.
wallylm about 1 month ago
Dang, thought this was going to be a GPS joke but it wouldn’t surprise me if was a Wiley Bear that first fooled a caveman into walking off a cliff!
Ratkin about 1 month ago
They hoofed it out of there.
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 month ago
If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surpriseIf you go down in the woods today, you’d better go in disguiseFor every bear that ever there wasWill gather there for certain becauseToday’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic
Bilan about 1 month ago
Wiley Bears – the Beta version.
sirbadger about 1 month ago
Humans brought weapons, so maybe the bears are lucky the humans ran away.
Cheapskate0 about 1 month ago
Not often you see the Wiley Bears get the short end of the stick!
mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 month ago
Those ancient hunters were smart. Today, however …
lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 month ago
good to see the prey win for once.
Doug K about 1 month ago
Neither rain, nor snow, nor rivers, nor hills or valleys shall keep these “fearless” hunters from their “elusive prey”.
syzygy47 about 1 month ago
Some caveman meat to wash down with the Bear’s gazpacho.
enigmamz about 1 month ago
They are Wiley adversaries, those bears.
wi3leong Premium Member about 1 month ago
If bear packs were a real thing before guns were invented… They’re crazy strong.
Ida No about 1 month ago
Next time, walk faster! You know, make tracks!
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
LOL
Egrayjames about 1 month ago
Looks like Moose tracks to me. I had moose in my front yard last week, so I know!
Fklimko about 1 month ago
Always love the bears.
boydjb47 about 1 month ago
Maybe should have set up the ambush at the river.
Prey about 1 month ago
If you go down to the Woods today ….. waste of time, Tiger is playing golf.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
“All tire tracks do not lead to a food truck”. ~Aesop (+ ! to every gentle soul on here who remembers Aesop’s Fables before they were condemned to PC H E Double by sniveling but hurt Liberloonies)
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Yea!! The bears are back – but, for a change, they’re not winning.
Adolf Trump about 1 month ago
The bears always remind me of “Waltzing With Bears”, I enjoy Tommy Makem’s version. It’s playing now.
Can't Sleep about 1 month ago
Did not see that coming! Proof bears evolved intelligence earlier than humans.
RitaGB about 1 month ago
Larry, Moe and Curly?
pheets about 1 month ago
Such a cagey ol’ Bear :D
ladykat about 1 month ago
Wiley bears!
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 1 month ago
The REAL reason I hate not getting the Sunday paper is Wiley bears coloring pages.
franish2bzn about 1 month ago
wiley bears!
gregcomn about 1 month ago
Wiley’s bears are the best—full stop!
wndflower1 about 1 month ago
GAH!!! earworm!!! ta da dah ta da dah!!! it won’t stop! (love it tho1)
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
Come on guys. You’re getting lazy. Chase em down. Just do it……
oakie817 about 1 month ago
good one
jahoody about 1 month ago
That has always been one of my very favorite songs from childhood…….thank you salakfarm. I’m sure you know the rest of the words; I do..
patrickab7 about 1 month ago
I choose a Wiley Bear.
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wiley bears indeed!
readfred about 1 month ago
Big John and Sparkie’s theme song…
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Cavemen hunters knew when to beat a hasty retreat.
kathleenhicks62 about 1 month ago
Love the bears- – didn’t see that end coming.
rsam about 1 month ago
Many of the hockey Teams in Canada have a home town teddy bear toss. Everyone brings a teddy bear to donate and when the home town team scores their first goal in the hockey game everyone tosses their teddy bear out onto the ice. Collected teddy bears are donated to hospitals and other children’s charities. Some of these teddy bear tosses collect several hundred bears of various sizes often including a few very, very large ones. Game is halted while they gather the bears, often bringing a half ton truck onto the ice to load.
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
Wild Moose (goose) chase.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 month ago
To go to all that trouble for so little result … sad, really.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
The Wiley Bears have been practicing their wily wiles for a long time.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
They bearly got to the hunters.
bakana about 1 month ago
Wiley Bears have been around for a Long Time.
locake about 1 month ago
Those bears look well fed. I think they’ve eaten enough cavemen.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
The bears are definitely Wiley!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh, those darned Wiley Bears!!! What will they think of next?
fourteenpeeves about 1 month ago
Nuts and berries again,darn it
bakana about 1 month ago
Were those the ancestors of Curly, Larry & Moe?