Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 25, 2024

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    Enter.Name.Here  12 days ago

    Looks like he flat-lined for a spell. ;-)

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    Uncle Kenny  12 days ago

    I always suspected that the financial companies were run by zombies.

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member 12 days ago

    And now that Trump has gotten into the Crypto biz so will the U.S. if he is reelected. No conflict of interest there and what could go wrong?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 12 days ago

    “Crypto” means hidden or unknown or secret. So if you think that financial transparency is a good idea, this stuff would be a really, really bad idea.

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    kendavis09  12 days ago

    He was flat-lining the second half. How is he here now?

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    PraiseofFolly  12 days ago

    Oh … “crypto.” I thought people were talking about “Krypto” — Superman’s dog.

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    egadi'mnotclad  12 days ago

    Elon admitted he wants us know-nothings to breed more children. So the Musky One can use them to mine minerals on Mars. I cannot fathom why people think laboring on Mars would be fun and healthful.

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    Havel  12 days ago

    So many things wrong with the CryptoCraze but maybe the worst is its environmental impact.

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    dflak  12 days ago

    Cryptocurrency depend on ciphers which come from the Arabic word, sifr which means zero.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 12 days ago

    A friend of mine got into crypto and was always extolling the benefits of it. Then he used it to buy a car but eight months later had sell the car because the bottom had dropped out of his crypto investments, and he was broke. I’ll stick with my diversified funds thank you. Really a shame too because that Jag. XKE was cherry.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 12 days ago

    Gross and grossly overrated commie Bruceski Springsteenov appeared at a Cackling Commie rally in a Bob Evans party room and sang “Not Born in the USA” and dedicated it to Barry Hussein Soetoro. God Bless America.

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    mindjob  12 days ago

    Looks like my EKG after transcendental meditation

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    mfrasca  12 days ago

    Torsades de pointes.

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    T Smith  12 days ago

    Trump wants in… the strongest evidence yet that crypto is a scam.

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    lnrokr55  12 days ago

    Crypto, because we can’t get to the Great Depression Fast enough ! ;-) Vote Yet ??? ;-0

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    zwilnik64  12 days ago

    Unfortunately, the Dems, and Harris* in particular, are still chasing a chimera of how to regulate crypto, motivated by the stacks of crypto funds being funneled to her campaign.

    So in this case, six of one, half dozen of the other as far as the election is concerned. My only hope is all the contributing ‘exchanges/fraud centers’ are broke before they get to lean on the Harris administrative in office.

    *I’m not dumb enough to find this a disqualifier as far as my vote goes, she’s already got it.

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    gammaguy  12 days ago

    The only “value” underlying cryptocurrencies is belief in the belief of other “investors”.

    As an “investment”, it’s nothing but gambling. And not even gambling on an actual observable event, but only on a belief about what other gamblers(“investors”) will gamble.

    You can bet that if the economy tanks or for any other reason there’s a great demand for payments to be made in actual government-backed currencies, cryptocurrencies will need to be sold en masse and their “value” will head toward zero.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 days ago

    “Cryptocurrency”—translation—“Best way to launder money”

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    Jml58  12 days ago

    I don´t want Bitcoin. I would rather have goldcoins.

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    moodymondy Premium Member 12 days ago

    It seems I was mistaken when I thought this site would allow me to feel a little better about my day. Y’all are nothing but doom and gloom.

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    Bub  11 days ago

    It’s not what he says, it’s his diction: he speaks like a priest to the believers. The rhythm somehow gets to them at a deeper level.

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    Bilan  11 days ago

    The EKG showed activity // It showed that he had a heart // So he had it removed // Back to flat line.

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    Smeagol  11 days ago

    He flat lined so this must be a new timeline…

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    AlnicoV   11 days ago

    Crypto is just the fancy new version of the same old Ponzi Scheme.

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    JohnDouglas1  11 days ago

    Crypto can be explained by the Tinkerbell effect

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    eddi-TBH  11 days ago

    Looks about right. Who owns the company now?

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    eddi-TBH  11 days ago

    The best thing about crypto is that it’s only backing is gullibility. Of which the world has an infinite supply.

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    CleverHans Premium Member 11 days ago

    The cryptocurrency anthem should be Billy Preston’s “Nothing from Nothing Leaves Nothing” (1974)…

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    locake  11 days ago

    This would make more sense if we knew what a normal EKG looks like. I assume this one is abnormal.

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