Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 29, 2025

That’s par for the course.

Put a piranha in there and dare people to retrieve their golf balls.

Bob’s elevator doesn’t go all the way to he top floor.

Bob might as well be at home fishing in a sink (at least that has water).

I gotta ask…what was Bob’s hypothesis?

D’ya mind if we play through? Oh, by the way, how are they biting?

He must have been using a hacked mobile phone navigation app.

His brother is golfing at Lake Ontario now.

Bob found potholes in the road too dangerous.

" Can I play thru?"

But if one does… gonna need a bigger golf cart

Bob is an idiot.

Huh, maybe that’s why I never caught anything ice fishing ….

The new Trump Resort Greenland Golf Course!

First hint was not having to cut a hole in the ice. And no ice.

It’s AN hypothesis, not A hypothesis

This is very apropos. Here in Minnesota, last weekend every lake was dotted with ice fishermen. Now it’s in the 40s and there’s a golf course saying they’re considering opening.

Dang, that was a short winter….

They probably bite there as a hole in the middle of a frozen lake.

He’s a real icehole.

Two sports where guys can wear contrasting plaids, and no one cares. Indeed, it’s kind of expected.

At least it isn’t rough…..

Under that orange hat [does that mean he’s only a half-hearted supporter] shines a very low wattage bulb.

Bob needs to be led back to the facility.

Spent too much time at the 19th hole bar and grill.

Green ice, or icy green?

I remember jokesters opening up a storm sewer & putting in a fishing line with a fish already on & then pulling it out.

Better chance of getting snapping turtles in the pound.

Is that hypothesis called a clue?

Been waitin’ heah awhile. Stahted ta get suspicich when da ice turned green an’ fuzzy.

“Oi Dump! Quit frightening the fish and join President Zelensky in paying tribute to American war veterans!”

Donald said there are fish in there. So there are.

Another voter who probably supported Trump.

A new moniker for 47 came to me,I’d like to share it with my friends.

President Bogus Felonius. Comments?

Sounds like it might catch on. Most of the names he’s called, you can’t say in front of the kids.

It’s only a short putz….

[Nine] Iron deficiency?

Gotta wait until the green freezes over.

Bob didn’t really understand what Going Green meant.

This is the kind of winter we prefer in Savannah, GA.

Saw RFK jr going at it with Sen. Liz Warren, D MA.

Ms Warren is a tough cookie. Poor bobby, he looked like his head was gonna explode.

Guess he didn’t get the trump team memo: “Don’t answer any question honestly” well, that’s what happens when you don’t check your e-mails.

Should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

He needs to go wander over to the water hazard…

Do ice fishing rules apply to that hole?

That’s a GOLF Course not the GULF of Merica!.