Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2025

Uncle Scrooge did learn a trick or two (eventually)…..

They say you can’t take it with you.

There’s Heaven. And then there’s Heaven for rich people—-apparently

Is there a discount for seniors?

Make generous indulgences now to a better position in line.

I’m expecting a trap door to open, sending him to the other place.

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You barely qualify because of that kitten you saved. It means a few millenia in Purgatory, but then we let you into Heaven. Otherwise, it’s the trap door!

It’s money, cars and women. Or just money and cars.

You mean, the true meaning in your listed sin-nonyms?

It’s called the Prodigal Son Bonus.

Church has always been on a profit basis, hell for us, purgatory for the rich.

“All life lessons are to be learned. All lessons are repeated until learned.”

Liberal H E Double Hockey Sticks would be meeting Elon Musk and Elon saying… “Let me explain the epic failure of DEI and walking across out border illegally”. God Bless America. btw… Amazon has cool DOGE coffee mugs. The Count has a bunch on the way as gifts for fellow Patriot friends. God Bless America!!

MAGAts will never learn. They will be interviewed in bread lines saying how much they love the Grifter in Chief.

Everyone gets to speculate about what happens after we die. Maybe it’s lights out and nothingness, maybe it’s recycling into a new life, maybe it’s energy released and free roaming, or maybe it’s a way of living that’s new. Personally, I think it’s the latter, and those who stole life from others will have some sort of accounting — let’s call it an afterlife corrective. C.S. Lewis believed you made your own hell, and that you could get out if you wanted. But most people don’t want to.

I want to go to Dog Heaven. Very, very few people deserve to be there, so I probably won’t make it.

Bad news, it’s a subscription service, and you still won’t have a job, forever.

punishment for the rich, everything they invest in goes to hell

Well, it’s Friday, made it through another joyful week.

No matter how shytty things are, it could be worse…

You could have RFK jr for your primary care, scarey huh?

You could have a kid in hospital, with measles.

Now, musk is gonna fix Air Traffic Control oh no, not that

We are told that all dogs but only good people go to heaven; but, I wonder how that really works, considering just how varied and diverse the human population is. Are all good people treated the same when they get there? Are all good people allowed in there?

Does the sign read ‘Better late [dying] than ever’? Not possible.

Better late [contrition] than never? That might work as one might be able to make minor amends for a less than thoughtful life.

As to what the ‘after life’ means if there is such, I have never read or heard a first hand report from someone who died. So Mary Shelley and Edgar Allen Poe, et al, aside, it has become a topic of pure speculation and only useful as a device for fantasy and fiction and for the entertainment of those who have yet to make the trip.

Whatever the case, Fair Winds and Following Seas to all.

As usual, the colorist did an excellent job.

Hey, that’s the dad from Zits! I didn’t know he had left us. So now we have a “Paul is dead” scenario?

42?

They didn’t learn the lesson in life, I doubt very much they ever will. This whole heaven thing is so overdone.

It should be a punishment, not a reward

Just send me to the one the dogs go to.

True meaning of life “Be excellent to each other”

Heaven for the clueless.

That every sperm is sacred?

The other night, l dreamed of a famous actor dying on a particular date. I had a similar dream in the 80’s involving Burt Reynolds and a stunt that went wrong. The premonition came true on the set of City Heat.

I’m tempted to make a ‘deadpool’ bet at my local bookies.

I wouldn’t wish death on anyone but you never know. Besides. I want to be able to leave something to my grandkids.

Strange, St. Peter looks like God. And, no Pearly Gates!

Sounds painful ! ;-)