Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Amen

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    amazing and really cool, dude

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    Kymberleigh  almost 5 years ago

    ^5, Stephan.

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    NErDysprosium  almost 5 years ago

    Thank you, firefighters!

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    Amazing. Can’t give this one enough thumbs up.

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    douglev  almost 5 years ago

    And thank you Stephan Pastis for saying it so well.

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    oldpine52  almost 5 years ago

    Well said, Stephan.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 5 years ago

    Hard to believe what these fire fighters have been dealing with, again and again. Well done, Pastis.

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    willispate  almost 5 years ago

    salute

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    AF2  almost 5 years ago

    A few thousand of those firefighters in CA are prisoners, at CDCR fire camps, who are paid around $2 to 5 a day plus $1 an hour while fighting wild fires. Several have died, but since they’re not “employees,” their families don’t get state death benefits. After their release, the vast majority cannot use their training to become firefighters due to their criminal record. A bill to change that was recently gutted by the CA legislature. Those firefighters need more than thanks.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Heroes are people who get the work done!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Very nice gesture, Mr. Pastis. Thanks to all Fire Fighters.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    A salute to all American AND international FDs.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Just doing my job” or “Just doing what’s right” are the words of real heroes.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Amen, Mr. Pastis.

    Well said. Cannot top the sentiments.

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    Dobie Takahama  almost 5 years ago

    Firefighters are awesome people!

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    :thumbsup:

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    HarryCK  almost 5 years ago

    I like the strip but am appalled by people who live in fire zones not doing more to allay forest fire danger. There is plenty of text that gives a sizeable number of tips on fire resisting your home.

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    hawgowar  almost 5 years ago

    Dang straight, Pastis. Some run toward the sound of gunfire, fire, natural disasters. Cops, Firefighters (who impress me no end), rescue workers, military personnel. Any of those who put themselves at risk to protect us.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    And let’s not for get the constabulary and other first responders! A hearty salute and thanks to all the true heroes out there!!

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    Sometimes getting real is the best thing. I salute you, Stephan!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Excellent message, Mr. Pastis! Thank you to firefighters and anyone else who puts their lives on the line for the safety of others!

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    Anathema Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well said Mr. Pastis. Thank you first responders.

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    The TM  almost 5 years ago

    I am an American living in Tokyo. My Japanese brother-in-law was a firefighter in Yokohama. He suffered some bad injuries. The burns healed, but his shoulder did not fully recover. So now he is an EMT. People like him and his wife (a nurse) deserve our appreciation!

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, even Rat knows when to be humble and appreciate those who REALLY deserve to be called heroes! Well done, Toon’-boy!

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    It’s touching when Rat shows sentimentality, compassion, and gratitude.

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    michiganmtbr  almost 5 years ago

    Firefighters and the US Coast Guard. When everyone else is seeking safety they are going out into danger to rescue/protect us.

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    InvertedCow  almost 5 years ago

    2 years ago I had a wildfire next to my house, My Hero was the farmer who took his cat and plowed a fire break around my house.

    The fire department and rescue were not even aware that I was living there and made no additional effort to help.

    Heros are anyone who will go beyond for someone when they need it. Unfortunately most people are not.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    It is what it is! THANK you to all responders who endanger their own lives everyday!

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    Amen!

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    Ron Shannon  almost 5 years ago

    Bravo Pastis

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    lotsalaffs Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Kudos Mr. Pastis

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    hansa15  almost 5 years ago

    Any day is a good day to thank a veteran or those who lay their lives down for civilian safety. Thank you for your service.

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    marilynreynolds  almost 5 years ago

    Nice….Very nice, Mr. Pastis.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A-fraggin-men.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Thanks, Stephan, for your recognition of a group of real heroes – those dedicated, brave men & women who risk their lives to keep the rest of us and our homes safe.

    Fighting brush and forest fires is a particularly grueling, frustrating, and often thankless job. They deserve our praise, prayers, and sincere gratitude!

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    While we’re at it, let’s fund good healthcare to handle all the eventual illnesses caused by God knows what the firefighters and firemen/women are breathing in.

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    These aren’t forest fires, they are grass fires. Notice the brown grass hills in the first two panels and the green grass of the last panel.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  almost 5 years ago

    I remember watching I Am Legend with my son. After the movie ended he said “He was a hero, why did he die?” I told him many heroes are heroes because they made the ultimate sacrifice…and no one noticed, especially during war.

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    Znox11  almost 5 years ago

    Come on people! Listen to the President…Only you can prevent forest fires…by not flushing 10 to 15 times and by raking up all the leaves and he does not want any Quid Pro Quo!

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    islandmarsh  almost 5 years ago

    Can we get an Amen for all who rush towards danger as part of their job? We can’t thank them enough.

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    mail2jbl  almost 5 years ago

    One of Pastis’ best strips ever.

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    jmartin1955  almost 5 years ago

    True, very true.

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    chris_o42  almost 5 years ago

    I love the ads I’ve seen that say “Real heroes don’t wear capes”. Thank you to all first responders and soldiers too!

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    Fire breaks are beautiful things and landscaping/greenscaping with materials suitable for the environment help and can be wonderful at the same time. However, I’m still looking for the T-shirt that says, “Only you can prevent forest fires. No, seriously. We got defunded.” Forest service and fire crews in other areas aren’t sexy things to fund until it gets to be too late. Where’s all the infrastructure improvement we were promised? Skip that wall BS and take care of letting mother nature do her thing and maintaining roads that allow people to get where they need to be faster.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    And only you can prevent forest fires.

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    eolan59  almost 5 years ago

    What about the many people who rake the forest?

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    Dsandife  almost 5 years ago

    I see Stephan lives in a super-rich area ! Nice to see he’s doing so well.

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    RobinHood  almost 5 years ago

    Very Nice

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    skipper1992  almost 5 years ago

    I used to be acquainted with the chaplain of a fire department near my hometown. He said something I’ve never forgotten: “A firefighter is the type of person willing to run into a building that every other living thing, including the cockroaches, is running out of.”

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    AaronHayes  almost 5 years ago

    That’s the first nice thing I’ve ever heard come out of Rat’s mouth. Oh, and great strip.

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    asmbeers  almost 5 years ago

    Two men are responsible for the California fires, Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom. No others.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  almost 5 years ago

    Thank you Stephan. THANK YOU First responders.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    It’s been my experience that those who are “just doing a job” are not often looking for thanks. That being said, they are very appreciative when given them.

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.” John XV;xiii (KJV).

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    Flossie Mud Duck  almost 5 years ago

    Thank you, fire fighters. You are certainly MY heroes.

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    The Handsome Raspberry  almost 5 years ago

    A rare strip that the world needs to see right now.

    Amen Pastis

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Great one, Stephan. Sorry for all the fires that have been happening over there in CA. God bless

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    Perkycat  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t ‘like’ this one enough!! Real heroes!

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    rickbarthel Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They are the best, great strip.

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    TheodorFælgen  almost 5 years ago

    Real heroes should be celebrated – and we must never forget that there are those every day heroes which put them self up front when the going gets tough.Fire fighters, emergency rescue people, life guards, doctors and nurses of which risk their lives dealing with dangerous epidemics or operate in war zones, police that deal with dangerous criminals and all the other people which choose to put their lives on the line to help others. They are all heroes – many of which are often taken for granted.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    I believe it is the new generation of building materials. They used to have gravel, slate or clay tile roofs and plaster or adobe exteriors. New buildings are built with Oriented Strand Board which is laminated large chips of wood. The urethane glue burns like fuel and sends the delaminated embers flying. It loses structural integrity and collapses in minutes. A new large OSB building under construction caught fire locally and the ember firestorm burned houses for the next 4 blocks. The homes association had a mandatory cedar roof clause that the city immediately nullified.

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    Solaricious Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Spot on, Stephan – what a great way to start the week! Mary Callahan’s article on the “Battle of Windsor” where the firefighters made their stand against the Kincade fire really shows what these heros are made of…

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    dadlivonia  almost 5 years ago

    OK, Pastis, you have made up for all your horrible puns – thanks, dude – Santa will leave you more than a lump of coal this year

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    jvn  almost 5 years ago

    Seeing Rat being grateful weirds me out.

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    KennethJ.Grider  almost 5 years ago

    Wow! that was different but well said.

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    mauser7  almost 5 years ago

    I lived in So. Cal. back in the early ’70’s and I recall going out the back door of the house we lived in and seeing the hills across the valley gloriously aflame. Turning around walking though the house to go out the front door to see the hills on that side also gloriously aflame. I understand the smog is better now. When we left you couldn’t see across the valley most days.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Who are you and what have you done with Stephen Pastis? (During my National Security and Emergency Preparedness career days, most fire response classes were taught by California firefighters who taught in our WI military bases.)

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    mikeywilly  almost 5 years ago

    It’s good to recognize the ‘average’ people who voluntarily put themselves in harm’s way to protect others. For way too long, the only ‘heroes’ noted were big names. The heroes are the ones who do their jobs every day, not for the Glory, but because it is their job. Bless them, every one.

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    bob-droid12  almost 5 years ago

    those firefighters really went above and beyond this wildfire season; less total damage then either of the past two years.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Here! Here! Well said!To all the wildland ,forest service, park service, smoke jumpers, city, county, and volunteer firefighters! Anyone that runs toward disaster as we run away, is a hero!

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    4Duke  almost 5 years ago

    Next time I need help, I will call an Actor or an Athlete, not a Fireman, Police or EMS! Lol! Great strip today!

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    hk Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Very nice and true. AND move out of California…. duh!

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    angryparsnip Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In 1993 a fIrestorm ripped through Laguna Beach and destroyed my home. The fire was set in the canyon by a stupid deranged criminal.They never caught the criminal. My home was on the front pages of many news papers. Not an honor I appreciated nor my 3 children.I have lots I could say about a wind driven firestorm and what happens after but it would take pages.

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    knight1192a  almost 5 years ago

    A PSA. Sadly, it will be ignored after a few months. More likely a few days.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Firefighters are cool, and it’s good to honor them. But please stop using the word ‘hero’ as though there actually were such a thing. There isn’t. Unless a man is literally the son of a Greek god (usually Zeus) and a mortal woman, he should be called something else.

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    wdpowell  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s be real. They fight fires because they get paid buku bucks with every perk a job can give. There is a huge waiting list for every job opening.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    My salute emoticon:

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    YES!

    Now, how is the nation going to get municipalities and home owners to NOT live in the areas that are too prone to natural disasters like fires and floods, and how is the nation going to get external as well as internal measures that improve fire safety and flood safety for homes and businesses? When I was young the governmental protection for seaside structures applied ONLY to businesses which NEEDED to be there, so not to clubs or shore homes. Several decades ago a relative bought a small vacation home near a major forest considered a fire hazard so it, too, had no insurance possible. Hey, it is unpleasant, but allowing insurance companies to return in all states to setting logical and reasonable standards for what they will insure, and having states and feds not insure things that do not have to be located in risky locations may be start.

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    sheashea  almost 5 years ago

    Here here! And thank-you Mr. Pastis for the tribute to firefighters.

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    Cosfather2  almost 5 years ago

    Bravo! Well done Mr. P!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A twofer: (1) recognition of the true heroes; (2) No pun today!

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The first responders all say that “They are just doing their job.”

    And many of us are alive because of it.

    And THAT makes them all HEROES.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Beautiful

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    Hello zeeba neighba   almost 5 years ago

    I don’t get it

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    Bicycle Dude  almost 5 years ago

    Thank you Mr. Pastis for recognizing those who do their best for us. They are the real hero’s as you so thoughtfully pointed out.

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    grocks  almost 5 years ago

    Having lived in Ventura County for a year between 2017-2018, I have a great respect for these heroes. And also for the fragility of the agriculture that our entire country relies on.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Good show, Cartoon-Boy! Rat & Pig add up to the proper gesture to the valiant firefighters!

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Thank you, Mr. Pastis. Very much. Our local fires were set by an arsonist who flew in from Missouri to set us aflame. Thankfully they caught him and got the five fires out in time—because firefighters are amazing human beings.

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    clayface9 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s hilarious.

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    xlr8rdoug Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Not allowed to in California. Might piss off a mouse.

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    Ushindi  almost 5 years ago

    I lived in Santa Rosa (Sonoma County—just a beautiful area) for several years and it never occurred to me, at the time, that someday Santa Rosa would burn. Farthest thing from anyone’s mind at the time, but the times do change, don’t they?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You are so right, Stephan. Firefighters are the true heroes of our lives!

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    Ratbrat  almost 5 years ago

    Stephan, you are a wonderful guy! At risk of sounding maudlin, I just love you to pieces. My husband knows and approves.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    This is so heartwarming… thank you, first responders.

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    The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace)  over 2 years ago

    There are at least 947 people who care in this world

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    Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago

    First and foremost, well said. But it’s also important to note actors and athletes can be as heroic as anyone — as role models, as advocates, as people who can give us new outlooks on life, or just entertain us, because while it’s not running into a burning building, being entertaining important in its own way. And for that matter, lots of them put their minds and bodies on the line to do the work that they do — Daniel Day-Lewis and Larry Bird being a couple of examples — which only enhances the inspirational impact they can have. To say nothing of the actors and athletes who have done heroic things outside of their profession like serve in the military or give to charity (both of which David Robinson did). Just kind of a gatekeep-y thing to say in the middle of a positive message. But again, great tribute. Salute to all our firefighters.

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