I don’t think “education” is the right word. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I have heard schools are replacing analog clocks with digital clocks because students don’t know how to read analogs. Apparently teaching kids how to read analog clocks is too difficult, smh.
A new Pearl record. Taking a sweeping social commentary and making it partisan in the very first comment. Until we get past us and them we can’t be “We The People”. Box of smartness should start with a lesson on civility!
They have no idea about the toxic glue, carbon dioxide buildup, and no light will put them swiftly into a near death experience. We will chant “go to the light” for a half hour.
Bit of a reminder I’m gonna have to dig out a book or six for something I’m working on. Sure I can look it up online, but in this case I’d trust a few books for what I need.
Reading is good. But isn’t it a bit dark for reading when sealed in the “Magic Box O’ Smartness”? Should we then bring our own flashlights, Rat, like when we read under the covers in bed when we were young?
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
But what kind of books? Are they revised history by Bill O’Reilly? Then you’re just making them dumber.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
How long will it take them to eat all those books?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hope Rat has also put “Maus” inside the box.
Alexander the Good Enough over 2 years ago
I know plenty of people who are plenty “book smart” but are still as dumb as a Republican. In fact, some of them ARE Republicans…
Robin Harwood over 2 years ago
They can read?
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Dialog from a fiction:
kid: "I’m bored!
captain: “Well, do something. How about reading a book?”
kid: “I read a book last year. I’m sooooooo bored!”
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
what doesn’t look smart is no air holes in The Magic Box o’ Smartness
macky87 over 2 years ago
There’s a group of people in Tennessee who would burn that box of books. They have no use for “Smartness.”
Gent over 2 years ago
Rats. It a disguised book club. How to open book? Do it your-shelves, fellers.
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
Reminds me of the movie Samurai I: Musashi Miyamoto by Hiroshi Inagaki. Weird.
Gent over 2 years ago
“Aaaargh! Help! Help! There’s lotsa silverfish in this musty old box full of books. Lemme outta here!”
Bilan over 2 years ago
There’s also an entire building downtown that will make you even smarter.
electricshadow Premium Member over 2 years ago
I found two more who should go in the box: https://www.gocomics.com/herman/2022/02/06?ct=v&cti=164337
Geophyzz over 2 years ago
The Magic Box O’ Smartness reminds me of school.
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Boy, they ARE dumb. Ya gotta set up a password and check the “I agree” box before the book will open. Then, second page will be “Subscribe”.
me_the_polish_gull over 2 years ago
If only…
Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Shouldn’t it be The Magic Box of QAnon Smartness
James Wolfenstein over 2 years ago
There’s another way. Once they’re inside, ship the box overseas. On average, we’ll be smarter over here :D
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Never trust a Rat ! Larry Croc your wife is calling ;-)
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
For once, Rat has the right idea!!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
No beer? How very unratlike
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
I think that Box O’Smartness could use a little tune up.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I click on my books.
jimchronister2016 over 2 years ago
Good morning Steph, thank you for setting a great example for all people.
Liam Astle Premium Member over 2 years ago
1) How can they read in the dark? 2) Are there air holes in that box?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
With teachers leaving their profession “en mass”, who will teach the children?
RAT?
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
Drinking beer makes you smart. After all, it made Bud wiser.
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
I don’t think “education” is the right word. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I have heard schools are replacing analog clocks with digital clocks because students don’t know how to read analogs. Apparently teaching kids how to read analog clocks is too difficult, smh.
SusieB over 2 years ago
Toss in all the banned books
Wichita1.0 over 2 years ago
And the many postage stamps ton the top are part of the education. You’ll love Guma…er…Guam.
Tentoes over 2 years ago
I don’t have much trouble OPENING the book as turning the pages. I ALWAYS lost at “Bible Races.”
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
A new Pearl record. Taking a sweeping social commentary and making it partisan in the very first comment. Until we get past us and them we can’t be “We The People”. Box of smartness should start with a lesson on civility!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
I guess you could call it natural selection…..
stamps over 2 years ago
How do they read books in the dark?
Clare Kelm Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yay, Stephan! Let’s celebrate books!
Mark DeMist Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Hey, all these words are upside down. Don’t you have some left-handed books or something?”
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
The Box of Stupid People, 2022 edition.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pathetic Murphy & Aint Beetle Bailey are in the box….You’re going to need a BIGGER box!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 2 years ago
Not what Schrödinger had in mind
kauri44 over 2 years ago
Wait a minute. Wasn’t Rat the one who ridiculed book groups as a complete waste of time? I got the impression he’d do anything before cracking a book.
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
Whoopie Goldberg could use this and a few books about the Holocaust.
Wlly Blly over 2 years ago
Tech support for reading. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ
jonesbeltone over 2 years ago
Last panel-so sad, so true.
GumbyDammit223 over 2 years ago
Hey, where’s the power switch on these things?
ekke over 2 years ago
https://www.flixxy.com/medieval-tech-support.htm
wumpus Premium Member over 2 years ago
…inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!
zeexenon over 2 years ago
They have no idea about the toxic glue, carbon dioxide buildup, and no light will put them swiftly into a near death experience. We will chant “go to the light” for a half hour.
PaintTheDust over 2 years ago
Desperate measures make for desperate times…
Eric S over 2 years ago
hehe thinning the herd.
sisterea over 2 years ago
The way it is going in some states, kids are not going to have any books left to read
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Bit of a reminder I’m gonna have to dig out a book or six for something I’m working on. Sure I can look it up online, but in this case I’d trust a few books for what I need.
unfair.de over 2 years ago
Is there some light in there as well?
Arghhgarrr Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t you just press the power on button?
AndrewSharpe over 2 years ago
To be enlightened, they might need a light.
Kip Williams over 2 years ago
“Outside of a box, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a box, it’s too dark to read.”
—Groucho Marx, more or less
freshmeet2030 over 2 years ago
“How do you open a book?”- there’s an app for that …
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Reading is good. But isn’t it a bit dark for reading when sealed in the “Magic Box O’ Smartness”? Should we then bring our own flashlights, Rat, like when we read under the covers in bed when we were young?
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Toss in GONE WITH THE WIND and DR.ZHIVAGO,then nail the lid shut.
alantain 8 months ago
How can they read anything in the dark?