Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2022

At least he didn’t say: “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.”

How would an entrance interview work?

Exit through the gift shop Pig!

This way to the egress

“How would you like to see something that’s ‘way out’?”

The Doors weren’t the same after Jim died.

Look like poor Pig got fired by Hamazon.

I did not know that Pig worked for either Meta or Twitter…….

At least they didn’t ask him to choose door number 1, door number 2, or door number 3. Which one hits him in the butt and locks on the way out?

Pig had a gig with Elon?

on the bright side you can take off your tie now

Exit, stage left.

Open door policy?

I’m a fan as long as I know I’m not coming back. I can offer some very detailed advice.

Was there also an entrance interview? “What did you think about the doors as you came in this morning?” …

“I’d like to help you out- which way did you come in?”

They sound pretty okay.

The question about doors being wide enough was out of line….Pig is pretty svelte for a porcine. Also, that was a pretty classy tie, most pigs wear clip-ons!

Pig had an in-person meeting? That is so 2020.

Pig looks good in a tie.

Be thankful Pig! At least he didn’t ask you over for Thanksgiving dinner.

First, I read the conspiracy theorists post on “Over the Hedge,” now this, my cup crappeth over.

Pig with a tie! LOL

Is anyone else wondering why the only piece of clothing Pig has on is a tie? I’m pretty sure that’s the reason he got fired.

Look at the bright side Pig, now you get to spend more time with Rat.

There is no escape.

I wonder if Pastis has had this strip in reserve for years and years. It’s got a very strong vibe of the strip’s early days.

At least he wore a tie.

That’s the way it goes. :)

Sue him Pig, he’s an Anti-Porkite, or a believer in the Old Testament first five books.

Sounds more like an exit poll.

the interview guy wants to get pig out of there as fast as possible

Pig had an employer as literal as he is.