I have never been one to believe in having your heart stolen away, or the concept of love at first sight. But in truth it did indeed happen to me twice in my life. At the first sight of my newly born daughters.
American woman, get away from meAmerican woman, mama let me beDon’t come a knockin’ around my doorDon’t want to see your shadow no moreColored lights can hypnotizeSparkle someone else’s eyesNow woman, I said get awayAmerican woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Love hurts…
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
“Here’s My Heart” by Pat Benatar.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
he lost his heart, at least it wasn’t broken!
gbars70 about 1 year ago
What if she doesn’t return it; and, and makes soup?
Wilde Bill about 1 year ago
Of course, giving your heart to the wrong person can be a problem, too.
Ermine Notyours about 1 year ago
Looks like the heart on the queen’s box for Snow White, but it turned out to be a pig’s heart.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
If I only had a heart.
kgs about 1 year ago
I left my heart in San Francisco… ( Tony you’l be missed )
iggyman about 1 year ago
She’s a Heartbreaker as Pat Benatar sang!
hariseldon59 about 1 year ago
Not as gruesome as the heart stealing scene in Temple of Doom.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
This is why I don’t do romance.
Croc Holliday about 1 year ago
Do you actually know her Pig? You say she SEEMS all these things, but do you actually know her to love her?
AtariDragon about 1 year ago
“I teleported home one day // With Ron and Sid and Meg. // Ron stole Meggy’s heart away // And I got Sidney’s leg.”
Mugens Premium Member about 1 year ago
I have never been one to believe in having your heart stolen away, or the concept of love at first sight. But in truth it did indeed happen to me twice in my life. At the first sight of my newly born daughters.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
Wrong heart.
klbdds about 1 year ago
After I thought about it I concluded that love is the genuine concern (involving thoughts and actions) for the wellbeing of another.
Znox11 about 1 year ago
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
My wife stole my heart 36 years ago. It’s alright though, I have visitation.
Lotus about 1 year ago
If you’re ever down in Mobile, be sure to look me up.
If you’re ever down in Mobile, be sure to look me up.
If you’re ever in Atlanta, tell Lucille to go to H*ll.
Women make a fool out of me
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel sighting… ;)
kjpodsia Premium Member about 1 year ago
Even worse, the very next day, she’ll give it away.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
She’s not the problem, Pigs feelings for her are.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Unrequited love is a painful thing.
wolfgang73 about 1 year ago
I know the feeling Pig.
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
I’m with Pig. I do not think that people can steal other people’s hearts.
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s the reason I limit my interaction with donut shops.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
She’s an easy lover. She’ll take your heart but you won’t feel it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
Not a good sign.
minty_Joe about 1 year ago
“She seems to have an Invisible Touch, yeah,
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have an Invisible Touch, yeah,
It takes control, and slowly tears you apart."
jstpluto666 about 1 year ago
I thought Pig’s slot was in the back.
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 year ago
“I send my sinuses to Arizona,
I send my liver to Peru;
I send my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney,
But I’m sending my heart to you…"
—George Carlin (R.I.P.)
rwh2 about 1 year ago
When your heart’s on fire You must realize smoke gets in your eyes. (The Platters)
Chalres about 1 year ago
♫ She’s deadly man
And she could really rip your world apart ♪
Eristic about 1 year ago
American woman, get away from meAmerican woman, mama let me beDon’t come a knockin’ around my doorDon’t want to see your shadow no moreColored lights can hypnotizeSparkle someone else’s eyesNow woman, I said get awayAmerican woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay
Buoy about 1 year ago
The undefinable “Way.”
Chelsea Carr creator about 1 year ago
Catch it! Quick!
sammythefishirving about 1 year ago
Have you ever heard the song” Last Christmas?”
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
That would be an oopsie! Love hurts….
markmoss1 about 1 year ago
It could be worse. Pig could be in the country music song, “She ripped out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.”
Swirls Before Pine about 1 year ago
Especially because it requires ripping your heart out