Welcomes to Ignorance is bliss news channel. And tonight on the breaking news show….we gots balloons. Because balloons is just like bubbles that you can hides inside from the reality.
In other news, balloons that float up into the air eventually pop and fall back to earth, where pieces of them are eaten by various birds and animals. Since they can’t digest them, the balloons kill the animals.
Just for the record, ever since there has been news, there have been laments that there’s nothing but bad news out there. That’s because there has always been bad news out there, and people are attracted to it. It IS exhausting, and that’s why it’s important to step away periodically to smell the roses (that have also always been there). However, knowing what’s going on is essential if you want to have any control over your life.
Small example: what would it be like if people hadn’t learned — through the news — that Hurricane Milton was going to be bad? How many more would have died? Of course, the news in this case depended on NOAA which one political party wants to defund — another unhappy thing we learn in the news, but important so we can combat it.
We all know good news doesn’t sell, which is why (one reason) we get the 24/7 horror show called “news.” A far far greater amount of good things happen everyday than do bad. Exponentially more things go right each day than go wrong.
Politics and Science don’t care if you care about them or stay informed about them. They’ll wreck you either way. Odds are several climate change deniers have died in both hurricanes that were clearly buffed by climate change. Stay informed. It’s your responsibility in a Democracy. But hey, don’t and pretty soon you won’t have to worry about being informed because Fascist Dictators want you blissfully ignorant of everything.
several weeks ago, i stopped watching the news. i’m missing a lot…but my stress level is low. i got tired of watching things i have no control or influence over. i’ll tune in again after the election.
all kinds of responsible sources report more intense storms.Thus, as we Jews sometimes say, May the year end with its curses, and may the new year begin with its blessings.L’shana tova everyone, Hebrew for happy new year. And please don’t politicize this. This has nothing to do with the ongoing horror.
BasilBruce 6 days ago
I almost expected Pig to say, “Why didn’t I get one?”
Bilan 6 days ago
Everybody in central Florida got a free car wash. That’s the best spin I could think of.
sirbadger 6 days ago
And the lady who got plastic surgery got 2 chest balloons.
Hello Everyone 6 days ago
You could just spend your time watching Cat Videos. It’s equally informative and more honest than fake news.
iggyman 6 days ago
With all the political commercials on the news lately, the news is almost impossible to watch!
WhatsTheJoke 6 days ago
I wanna balloon too!
Walter Kocker Premium Member 6 days ago
You just know there’ll be people who’ll want two balloons . . . (sigh)
Gent 6 days ago
Welcomes to Ignorance is bliss news channel. And tonight on the breaking news show….we gots balloons. Because balloons is just like bubbles that you can hides inside from the reality.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 days ago
The announcer’s name is Pennywise!
newsbb 5 days ago
Good news – I like it.
Purple People Eater 5 days ago
In other news, balloons that float up into the air eventually pop and fall back to earth, where pieces of them are eaten by various birds and animals. Since they can’t digest them, the balloons kill the animals.
Doug K 5 days ago
So … where are the balloons? Where’s my balloon?
mrwiskers 5 days ago
I hope my blue balloon arrives Nov. 6.
cdward 5 days ago
Just for the record, ever since there has been news, there have been laments that there’s nothing but bad news out there. That’s because there has always been bad news out there, and people are attracted to it. It IS exhausting, and that’s why it’s important to step away periodically to smell the roses (that have also always been there). However, knowing what’s going on is essential if you want to have any control over your life.
Small example: what would it be like if people hadn’t learned — through the news — that Hurricane Milton was going to be bad? How many more would have died? Of course, the news in this case depended on NOAA which one political party wants to defund — another unhappy thing we learn in the news, but important so we can combat it.
Croc Holliday 5 days ago
Devastation in Asheville from Helene, and now the wreckage of Milton – it feels apocalyptic.
But just ignore it all, no indication that storms are getting more frequent and more severe.
Procat Premium Member 5 days ago
If only things were that easy.
Kveldulf 5 days ago
That’s odd? I always thought fake ne, excuse me, alternative facts were just lies and the people who told them were evil.
Ellis97 5 days ago
Balloons make everyone happy.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 5 days ago
Yay and stuff.
iggyman 5 days ago
Bad part, the balloons are from China!
Munch 5 days ago
Not going to happen. Bad news sells.
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 days ago
The Count and Banksy approve this comic.
rshive 5 days ago
No such luck, Pig.
DaBump Premium Member 5 days ago
Can I have a helium balloon? I love those. I put just enough weight on their ribbon so that they float around.
Snoopy Copter 5 days ago
We need more. Give us unicorns, lollypops, and 15 million bucks.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 5 days ago
Wait….Isi t from a sewer clown????
waes-hael 5 days ago
And then Pig turns off the TV, spurring the infotainment industry to go back to addicting sensationalism…
ira.crank 5 days ago
It’s good to take a break from the news every so often.
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] 5 days ago
What station do I turn on for this news? (note that I said “turn on” not “switch to” as I stopped watching the news a loooooong time ago.)
John Jorgensen 5 days ago
On any given day the vast majority of people do not get balloons, so I don’t think this anchor is going to have much credibility.
zeexenon 5 days ago
And plenty of political hot air baloney to blow it up.
SheMc 5 days ago
Like the saying goes, no news is good news!
mousefumanchu Premium Member 5 days ago
And cheese!
Vinnie Vidivici 5 days ago
Um…is anyone concerned that people in the TV can see and interact with Pig?
Alicia1955 5 days ago
8+ billion balloons would have a terrible effect on the environment.
christelisbetty 5 days ago
It’s what “They” are using to control the weather.
Kurtass Premium Member 5 days ago
I hope it is a Red balloon.
KEA 5 days ago
Another lie really isn’t going to help
Goat from PBS 5 days ago
That’s how we all get news, except it’s more politcally inclined.
andrew.scharnhorst 5 days ago
What color balloon … ?
Buoy 5 days ago
We all know good news doesn’t sell, which is why (one reason) we get the 24/7 horror show called “news.” A far far greater amount of good things happen everyday than do bad. Exponentially more things go right each day than go wrong.
smartman 5 days ago
Politics and Science don’t care if you care about them or stay informed about them. They’ll wreck you either way. Odds are several climate change deniers have died in both hurricanes that were clearly buffed by climate change. Stay informed. It’s your responsibility in a Democracy. But hey, don’t and pretty soon you won’t have to worry about being informed because Fascist Dictators want you blissfully ignorant of everything.
Willywise52 Premium Member 5 days ago
If it’s filled with nitrous oxide,I’m in.
Ermine Notyours 5 days ago
“Okay, and on to the news. Yesterday the roof of Tropicana Field tore like a balloon. Uh, oops.”
bunrabbit99 5 days ago
several weeks ago, i stopped watching the news. i’m missing a lot…but my stress level is low. i got tired of watching things i have no control or influence over. i’ll tune in again after the election.
pokeystick 4 days ago
all kinds of responsible sources report more intense storms.Thus, as we Jews sometimes say, May the year end with its curses, and may the new year begin with its blessings.L’shana tova everyone, Hebrew for happy new year. And please don’t politicize this. This has nothing to do with the ongoing horror.