Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2024

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    BasilBruce  about 7 hours ago

    One of my favorite jokes:

    Q. What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

    A. You get your wife back, your truck back, your house back, your dog back . . .

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    Bilan  about 6 hours ago

    At least it’s better than your pickup truck cheating on you.

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    sirbadger  about 6 hours ago

    With the self-driving feature, the pickup truck could run away with his wife’s car.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 6 hours ago

    Thank you, Stephan Pastis!!!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!! to quote from who framed Roger rabbit, “thanks, I needed that!!!!” Dan aka…ps again a very sincere thank you from my heart!!!!

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    iggyman  about 6 hours ago

    The best title I heard was “If I would have done it when I wanted to, I’d be out of jail now”!

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    iggyman  about 6 hours ago

    You forgot trains!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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    Maizing  about 6 hours ago

    From You Never Even Call Me By My Name by David Allan C​oe

    Well, I was dr​unk the day my mom got out of pri​son

    And I went to pick her up in the rain

    But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

    She got runned over by a da​mned old train

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    194919671982  about 6 hours ago

    “I’ll never forget good ol’ what’s her name.”

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    californiamonty  about 6 hours ago

    Only nine million?

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    JLChi  about 5 hours ago

    Greatest country music song? No such thing. Best you can do is least horrible.

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    RobinHood  about 5 hours ago

    I got friends in low places.

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    rk  about 5 hours ago

    “She’s actin’ single, I’m drinkin’ doubles”… “Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life”… “You’re the hangnail in my life, and I can’t cut you off”….

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    Aimless Melissa   about 4 hours ago

    And pop music is all about hooking up or breaking up. Is that better?

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    happyinvenice23  about 2 hours ago

    Well this proves people can not get enough of stupid!!!

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    c001  about 2 hours ago

    Maybe it’s the ultimate Blues song: “I didn’t even have a girlfriend who could have run away from me…”

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    happyinvenice23  about 2 hours ago

    Good morning Steph, this is truly one of your classics!

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    walstib Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    “Three Chords and the Truth”, an oft-quoted phrase coined by Harlan Howard in the 1950s which he used to describe country music.

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    Lenavid  about 2 hours ago

    Was it “I Don’t Know How To Say Goodbye (Bang Bang Boom Boom)” by Dwight Yoakum and Post Malone?

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    William North Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    I’m surprised that Pig was at a country bar, what with their love of BBQ

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    Ellis97  about 2 hours ago

    I listen to country and I don’t believe I’ve ever heard a song like that. If there is, I have yet to hear it.

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    win.45mag  about 2 hours ago

    Try including they got drunk and shot 6 holes in their freezer. That might help.

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    win.45mag  about 2 hours ago

    Oh, wait. That’s Jimmy Buffet.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 44 minutes ago

    The problem with Country is that Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, George Jones, and Willie Nelson were all GREAT. But they’re imitated by people without that talent, and it’s turned into soft rock about trucks and beer, sung with a southern accent.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  40 minutes ago

    I like the ones about her blowing up your new girl’s pickup truck and burning your house down. Real toe tappers, those.

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    storminnorman2010  29 minutes ago

    Sounds like a David Allan Coe song…the “perfect country song”.

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    Goat from PBS  21 minutes ago

    They’re all the same! It’s a conspiracy…

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    GumbyDammit223  11 minutes ago

    Oh, and their dog gets run over by their best friend’s truck.

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