Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 18, 2025

I thought the Vikings were in Minnesota. I guess they’ve relocated to Texas.

May the good lord take a viking to ya.

Blow your horn if you’re not going to watch where you’re going!

Love it Ralph!

Nobody notice Hägar cameo so far eh.

I won’t be the first…

As a Texan, I can attest to the fact that just about everything down here has horns!

Doink

Hey! Hey! HAGAR!!

Viking helmets never had horns. (Am I the first, Dave?)

I herd it all started when some Viking women claimed all of them were horny…..?

Sturdy clothes-drying rack included on Texas horned helmet.

The answer to Ralph’s question is obviously…RALPH!

the guy is horning in…

Don’t want to stir up a horn-ets nest, but are vikings really that conventional?

Should be about 5 more gallons in size.

Now that’s what you call One Horney Viking.

The Hooker laughed and said “Not everything is bigger in Texas.”

Went to Texas to find a new quarterback

The length denotes he’s been in the pillaging business way too long…

Um ACKshully… oh, wait, he already said it!

D-

That’s one helluva hell-met …!

Vikings did not have horns on their headgear.

everything’s bigger in Texas!

These things are just weird now. Now that I know the Vikings did not ever have horns on their hats.

Never knew “Bevo” was a Viking name.