That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 13, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    Liz realized too late that shoes should be the first things she should take off when playing strip poker.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When shopping for clothes start from the bottom up.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    X-rated version of the Wizard of Oz auditions…if the ruby slipper fits, then show your…wait, never mind…

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    Cinderella, making damn sure that Prince Charming would pick her

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    Mary Ann, preparing for her soft shoe competition.

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    rmremail  over 3 years ago

    The emperor’s new clothes, worn by the emperor’s new concubine.

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Dorothy got a big reaction in Kansas when she clicked these heels together!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if this might hearten the Tin Man!

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Liz didn’t get the part because she didn’t understand that Dorothy was a 1900’s Kansas girl.

    But she did get several more casting calls.

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    juncarlo  over 3 years ago

    Dorothy wanted to go back to Kansas, but Glinda told her that she should travel only with the necessary.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    And when Nordstrom’s gave her the axe/ she trotted right over to Saks/ where a woman who’s rich / need not wear a stitch/ for the rules are somewhat more lax.

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    GoComicsGo!  over 3 years ago

    ((“I’ll just ignore him and get dressed.”))

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    shoe shopping au naturel is so much fun…

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    WoodstockJack  over 3 years ago

    “Yes, Ma’am! I’ll just go see if we have those. Size 6 in purple with sequins.”

    ~Al Bundy

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    Egrayjames  over 3 years ago

    Liz was getting ready for her date. but she truly had nothing to wear.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    “I love those red shoes, but they look hideous with this purple dress.”

    “I suggest then, madam, you try them without the purple dress”

    {…ooh la la, I was thinking she’d return in a different dress, but this works too…}

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    jdculhane46  over 3 years ago

    Wait, this is Tuesday not casual Friday!

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    Buzzworld  over 3 years ago

    “You put your right foot in…You do the Hokey Pokey”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago

    From The Far Side: pants before shoes

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    Definitely would not ask her to leave.

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    Thom McAn: if the shoe fits, wear it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bill Paxton did this?

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Old Mother Hubbard wasn’t kidding.

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    Reader  over 3 years ago

    Gina, feeling a little chilly, slips on her warm, red shoes.

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    wincoach Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What red shoes!? There were red shoes?

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Karen really believed her agent when he told her this was the best way to audition for the remake of ‘The Red Shoes’.

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    Let’s hear it for American ingenuity for given us twice the nudity with a single model! PIP PIP PORNOOOO!

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    It was opportunities like this that made the KEEP ALL ROYAL ACTIVITIES SECRET ON PENALTY OF DEATH oath the Queen’s staff had to sign worth the effort. At least it was for a few years…

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    Fellow members of the Nudist Camp thought Harry odd for opening a shoe store within its borders. Somehow they had forgotten that prior to the store’s opening, Harry’s bylaw amendment that would’ve required all women to wear high heels while in the Camp, had failed.

    Harry was into women’s shoes…so to speak.

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    ♫ ♪♪ Nothing could be clearer than a highly polished mirror cleaned by Mr Win-dexxxxx ♫ ♪♪

    Mr. Windex is the Dressing Room Manager at Pay More Department Store. His least popular directive was a toss-up between the removal of all stalls and his insistence that he must always be present to prevent shoplifting.
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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    Liza finally came up with a solution to deal with her hatred of doing laundry.

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    CrzyDyeman  over 3 years ago

    Security camera in the fitting rooms.

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    Holden Awn  over 3 years ago

    You Can Leave Your Shoes On – Joe Cocker reprise…

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    orinoco womble  over 3 years ago

    “The Red Shoes” as staged in the Red Light Theatre.

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    She’s showing her booty.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She couldn’t understand why the shoe salesman insisted on she taking her clothes off for the fitting, but, then, she figured he was the expert.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Taking them off or putting them on?…..

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    Csaw Backnforth  over 3 years ago

    I just love shopping for shoes / And I can never choose / But the thing that’s not clear / Is how I look in the mirror / And the clothes I always lose.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago
    “Put ’em on.” – “No, take ’em off.” – “I think you should put ’em back on.” – “Wait, take ’em off!”

    “Dammit!” thinks Judy, “If this artist doesn’t make his mind soon, I’m gonna get dressed and go get a drink!”

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    meb78736  over 3 years ago

    If the shoe fits….

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    Blatherskite  over 3 years ago

    While most of her friends were aghast

    Mary Jane found strip poker a blast

    though some thought it crude

    she enjoyed being nude

    and so left her shoes to go last

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Red Mules

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William_McGregor_Paxton_-_The_Red_Mules.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/paxton_william_mcgregor.html 

    https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/1010 

    https://collections.mfa.org/objects/31974 

    https://www.askart.com/artist/William_McGregor_Paxton/23608/William_McGregor_Paxton.aspx 

    http://thebostonschoolofpainting.blogspot.com/2011/06/william-mcgregor-paxton.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2021/01/25?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2684 (April 12, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nadia was starting to feel pretty fed up with her husband’s shoe fetish.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    She was only being paid to model shoes. If they wanted for her to model more, they would have to pay her for that, too.

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    rugeirn  over 3 years ago

    I don’t like to think about how long that poor girl had to hold that pose.

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    They did wait until she’d bought the shoes before asking her to leave.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    When dressing for work is your goal/ Choose modest heels with a comfortable sole./ Pick the proper costume/ that will transfix the room/ when dressing to dance on the pole.

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    goblue86  over 3 years ago

    makes me think of steve martin’s “cruel shoes”.

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    walton.bruce  over 3 years ago

    Whoever asked her to leave should have been fired.

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Claudette and her sister did everything together, even same red shoes

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 3 years ago

    Ooooo!!! I like!!!

    :-)

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ms. Godiva? Um … those aren’t really riding boots.

    Oh. I guess I won’t be needing them then.

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    richardbunch_jr  over 3 years ago

    Why did she have to take off all of her clothes to try a pair of shoes on?

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