Just remember a couple of things Brutus, “Whoever guards his mouth and his tongue keeps himself out of trouble.” Proverbs 21:23 and she is bigger than you…
Trying to think of a humorous way to greet my wife on the phone, the first words out of my mouth were, :“What’s shakin, bacon?” She took it personal, seeming to forget how much I absolutely love bacon.
I was at Church a few weeks back attending the Ordination to the priesthood of one of my former students. A woman was standing behind me taking pictures of the event. I’m 6-3 so when l heard her her taking pictures l just ducked to let her get better shots. I turned to apologize to her for blocking her shots and was saying so until I saw her. It was then that l saw her and saw that she was a good 6-6 tall, trim and very attractive woman in her late 30s. She was taking pictures over my head. I said l don’t need to apologize and we had a good laugh. In a different day and life, l would have made a move on her and would love to have played a little one on one on the court. Nothing wrong with having a woman taller and bigger than you. AND she shouldn’t be ashamed of her size. She is what she is as God made her.Her personality is another situation entirely though….
When I was a (young) teen, any adult woman or even older teen I might fantasize about was bound to be taller than I was. Even years later, if I imagined meeting a woman I’d seen on TV or in a magazine, I had to remind myself that by now she was likely to be shorter than I was, in contrast to my larger-than-life fantasies. Interesting that Brutus had fixated on small women at that young age, before expanding his options!
C almost 2 years ago
Some mistakes are best left buried
Ahuehuete almost 2 years ago
and a tall, flat chested woman
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You don’t have to tell all your thoughts, Brutus.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Bite your lips, Brutus.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Brutus, make sure that your brain is in “gear” before you “engage” your mouth!!
;-)
allen@home almost 2 years ago
I think his life just flashed before his eyes.
Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Best friend, large house, wonderful family, large gasoline bill even though I ride the bus, I’m sure he was thinking one of these.
GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Dreams rarely come true, but you really went out of your way to make reality a nightmare.
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
It’s the little things in life that can make you happy.
dlkrueger33 almost 2 years ago
Small women? I’ll bet there is a certain PART of women he didn’t like small.
Binky Premium Member almost 2 years ago
♒((⇀‸↼))♒
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is cars a euphemism for something else?
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Open mouth, insert foot
stillfickled Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But she is big.
Chris almost 2 years ago
and an even smaller wife… :Dwhat, I tried to make things better.
CorkLock almost 2 years ago
Buster? But My name is Brutus, Shirley. Going ahead – step on in.
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Like the Tom Waits song: ♪ “Warm Beer, Cold Women” ♪
Just-me almost 2 years ago
Just remember a couple of things Brutus, “Whoever guards his mouth and his tongue keeps himself out of trouble.” Proverbs 21:23 and she is bigger than you…
jconnors3954 almost 2 years ago
Even I’m smarter than that!
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
The Born Loser lost again. No saving yourself from this one.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
Trying to think of a humorous way to greet my wife on the phone, the first words out of my mouth were, :“What’s shakin, bacon?” She took it personal, seeming to forget how much I absolutely love bacon.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Brutus buddy, this is what makes you a born loser….think before you speak!
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
I was at Church a few weeks back attending the Ordination to the priesthood of one of my former students. A woman was standing behind me taking pictures of the event. I’m 6-3 so when l heard her her taking pictures l just ducked to let her get better shots. I turned to apologize to her for blocking her shots and was saying so until I saw her. It was then that l saw her and saw that she was a good 6-6 tall, trim and very attractive woman in her late 30s. She was taking pictures over my head. I said l don’t need to apologize and we had a good laugh. In a different day and life, l would have made a move on her and would love to have played a little one on one on the court. Nothing wrong with having a woman taller and bigger than you. AND she shouldn’t be ashamed of her size. She is what she is as God made her.Her personality is another situation entirely though….
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Mother-in-law! I was going to say Mother-in-Law!!!”
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
Some men like a challenge.
Jefano Premium Member almost 2 years ago
When I was a (young) teen, any adult woman or even older teen I might fantasize about was bound to be taller than I was. Even years later, if I imagined meeting a woman I’d seen on TV or in a magazine, I had to remind myself that by now she was likely to be shorter than I was, in contrast to my larger-than-life fantasies. Interesting that Brutus had fixated on small women at that young age, before expanding his options!
Sir Isaac almost 2 years ago
Looks like she forgot to shave this morning.
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Now, hold on there, Gladys. He might’ve been going to say tall or even buxom. Either of which could be complimentary.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
And a Luxury model???
KEA almost 2 years ago
it’s really better to think things through in one’s head before saying it with one’s mouth. (i should adhere to that more often)
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Brutus, try ending your remark with, " a big beautiful woman". Who knows, she may buy it.
bigplayray almost 2 years ago
Irony? “I swear there ain’t no Heaven and I pray there ain’t no hell” Blood sweat and tears. One of my favorite examples of irony!
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
I hope Kewpie enjoys the company.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Surely, she knows she is taller than he is. Surely, he should learn to not think out loud.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
I imagined wearing the pants …
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
he’s happy now that he’s got a lot to love…
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
“I ended up with a small car, and a BIG mouth.”
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Only Brutus Thornapple would consider telling that story to his wife’s face. Everyone else would tell that story behind their wives back.
petermerck almost 2 years ago
That’s ‘good for you shorty’.