After seeing the teeth of the British population, it’s become obvious why they use malt vinegar on their fish’n’chips; the lack of dentistry has caused a massive tartar shortage in the UK.
Gross and funny. A friend of mine told me his Navy dentist would scrape the plaque and tartar off of the patient’s mouth and smear it on cracker and offer it to the patient to eat. When the patient was totally grossed out, the dentist would say “Why? It was in your mouth before?”
pschearer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Eeew!
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And I just had some for dinner with my salmon last night!
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s it! I’m giving up fish.
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I really didn’t need to see that ! . . . I’ll never eat seafood the same way again.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
No need to feel down in the mouth!
iggyman almost 3 years ago
I often wondered where they got that name!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I annoyed my mother once; she wanted cream of tartar, and I brought her tartar sauce, reasoning that it was creamy and had tartar on the label…
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
@ScottHilburn – You have done a lot of wonderful, funny cartoons. This wasn’t one of them.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
In Pandora they use Avatartar sauce.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Oooh dentist! How tardare you! You should be tartarred and feathered!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Mayo Clinic’s dentistry discovery
jk123 almost 3 years ago
there are flaws in this theory
flatempest almost 3 years ago
Grossest thing I have viewed in ages. Now I won’t get that out of my mind.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Where’s my free toy?
More Coffee Please! Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, there goes my appetite…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’ll probably get a plaque on the wall for this discovery.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s pure hell-man-s.
Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This has got to be the grossest comic I have ever read. Well done.
JB10000Lakes almost 3 years ago
After seeing the teeth of the British population, it’s become obvious why they use malt vinegar on their fish’n’chips; the lack of dentistry has caused a massive tartar shortage in the UK.
flemmingo almost 3 years ago
Disgusting! Ewww!
rodney almost 3 years ago
gross
Lotus almost 3 years ago
I’m eating breakfast. Just threw up in my mouth a little. (PS. This comic is great!)
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Originally, Scotts wore Tartar-n kilts, they later shortened in to tartan.
j.l.farmer almost 3 years ago
i love tartar sauce to dip my fish and fries into but you have almost ruined that for me now.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
I don’t have a steak in this cartoon.
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And the tartar hardens into calculus. That’s why you shouldn’t eat fish when studying math.
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
First they tell us that vanilla comes from a beaver’s butt glands, and now this. Please pass the musturd.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Gross and funny. A friend of mine told me his Navy dentist would scrape the plaque and tartar off of the patient’s mouth and smear it on cracker and offer it to the patient to eat. When the patient was totally grossed out, the dentist would say “Why? It was in your mouth before?”
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
when he gets 5 jars, it’s Cinco De Mayo!!!
stamps almost 3 years ago
Don’t forget Tater sauce. And Tatar sauce.
Diamond Lil almost 3 years ago
I may never eat tartar sauce again! Eww-gag..
LJZ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You really don’t want to know how TARTARE sauce is made!
ekke almost 3 years ago
That dentist! He was a real tartar!
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley almost 3 years ago
So gross
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
No wonder I hate tarter sauce.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So – the guy in the chair eats a lot of fish?
abraxas almost 3 years ago
Gaaag.
whelan_jj almost 3 years ago
And that’s why I make my own.