B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 25, 2023

Thor and Garfield would get along fairly well.

ENDANGERED SPECIES!

Yea but now they are flying all over the place.

I totally agree. Insurance should even cover the cost of reconstruction.

2 days later he was sued by the Insect & Arachnid division of PETA.

I found the biggest Wolf spider in my house last night, I hate it but I couldn’t catch it and put it outside…it wouldn’t have…it died

Must not have had any environmentalists yet! (What a joyous thought!)

The instinct is sort of primitive. But it’s been around for a while.

The only reasonable thing? (Overkill.) Abandoning the cave and letting the spiders have it would have been more reasonable.

Blowing up Charlotte’s children? Noooooo!

I hope you took Frodo out first…..

Perhaps this is the genesis of the children’s poem: Itsy-bitsy spider ..

Taken out with a peaceful protest.

One man’s reason is another man’s insanity!

Yes, before Momba discovers them.

Sunday strip: Complaining about flies…

Now it´s a flying cave that spiders lived in.

Best thing to do with them.

There is evidence that our prehistoric ancestors did set fire to their caves periodically to flush out the vermin.

Cavemen got dynamite!

Sure, kill anything you don’t understand.

I would have gone with fire, but whatever…

I wonder if that cave had stalag"spider"mites.

Oooh I agree! Once they get their wings, there’s no stopping them….

Now I have the heebeejeebees! ☺️

Somehow I have visions of the road runner and Wil E Coyote with this one!

And what’s more, now you’ll have an atria.

Way to go, moron. Enjoy the mosquitos that’ll take up residence.

Why?

The general public’s usual choice for ‘improving’ the environment.

Reminds me of that “Whale incident”

You blew the spiders up for sure. You might have even blown up the cave…

Why is TNT written on the side of the detonator? There is no tri-nitro toluene involved here. Dynamite is simply nitroglycerin stablized in a mixture of sawdust or other course=grained material.

May you be pelted with mosquitoes, flies, and gnats all year long.

Next up: the flying snake cave.

….ummm… the Flying Spider Protection Association (FSPA) would like a word with you.,

New sign: “Bits ’o Flying Spider Rubble Pile.”

The state of Oregon blew up a 45 foot Sperm whale with dynamite on the beach in 1970. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I’d post a video but it’s kind of gross.

Eeek! Flashback to biking in Horicon National Wildlife Refuge and my mouth filling with ballooning spiders.

Amen.

Terrorist Hate Crime…

B.C. Brutal Criminals…

Sure seems to be what the government is trying to do with all of us!.(except “them”)

A few years ago, some snakes got into my house. Friends advised me to burn the place down, which sounded reasonable to me, but my landlady probably wouldn’t have liked it.

Where’s the ACME Logo?

I suppose “It’s the only way to be sure,” might have gone over the heads of some younger people. And non-sci-fi-horror fans.

Help them fly further!!

So generous!!

TNT is better than using a shotgun to get those spiders, and saves time. Yip yip yip yip yip

The TNT label on the Blasting Machine is odd, since people use them to detonate any explosives requiring a blasting cap to set them off.

A recording of the tragic first example of anthropogenic extinction. 8( Now I’ll never see a flying spider. I’ve seen some ballooning spiders, though. Cute!