B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 22, 2024

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    Dusty9  5 months ago

    Exactly correct.

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    angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago

    Grog reading—of course. He’s not a barbarian, after all.

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    The only time you can be sure a politician is telling the truth, is when they are calling another politician a liar.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 5 months ago

    Technically, the wallet is shaken before the election too.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    “I’m a politician, which means I’m a cheat and a liar, and when I’m not kissing babies, I’m stealing their lollipops.” – The Hunt For Red October

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    A real politician … a person who shakes your hand and pockets your wallet before an election, then taxes you for the return of your empty wallet after.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first…

    If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

    If they don’t, the country is safe.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    You’d think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.

    Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    So I just found out some politicians with bowel problems are unfairly helping other politicians with bowel problems rise to power.

    I guess our government has a problem with crohnyism.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Which symptom is shared by all the politicians worldwide?

    Constipation. They are always full of sh*t.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Did you hear about the politician who came home late at night after a hard day at work?

    He was Satired’

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician…

    I was just sitting around doing nothing.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common…

    They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Every time I hear a politician speak, I have this overwhelming feeling that I’ve heard this bullsh*t before.

    Psychologists call it Déjà poo.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 5 months ago

    The one that always gets me is the “I approve this message” or you get those PAC groups who like to sling mud at their opponent or candidate.

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    Botulism Bob  5 months ago

    Once you donate to a politician, your name stays on his email list forever, which is why I have yet to donate.

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    donlackie  5 months ago

    A person who has no plans or ideas so instead of trying to convince you to vote FOR them, they try to scare you into vote AGAINST the other candidate

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    njchris  5 months ago

    A person who shakes your hand with his left hand while emptying you pocket with his right hand

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    The thing is, Grog ole boy, that’s their job. Without taxation you can kiss the military, medicaid, social security, ATDC, most roads and bridges, and quite a few jobs goodbye.

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    dflak  5 months ago

    This is not the season for it, but.

    It was so cold in DC last week that several Congressmen were seen with their hands in their own pockets.

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    And your confidence after that…

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    Man of the Woods  5 months ago

    Spot On !!!

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    SirThomas  5 months ago

    Based on what I’m receiving in the mail, before the election one hand shakes and the other reaches around to the wallet.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    A politician is someone who knows all the words to “Taxman”

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    GiantShetlandPony  5 months ago

    Only for the workers. The rich pay in advance to ensure the workers pay more.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  5 months ago

    now it is before and after

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.” ― Mark Twain

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Good definition.

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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    Huh. They’ve pretty much got their hands out for your wallet ALL the time. . .the amount of money spent on campaigns could feed all the low-income folks in thiscountry. . . could pull schools out of deficit. . .could. . .

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    paulprobujr  5 months ago

    When one shakes your hand, better count your fingers afterward.

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    jconnors3954  5 months ago

    Truer words never spoken.

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    bilbrlsn  5 months ago

    Almost everyone I have ever done business with has shaken my hand and then my wallet. That is kind of the characterization of an economy in a stable society.

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    grange Premium Member 5 months ago

    Election n. A process by which the people choose who shall pick their pockets for a set term.

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    stamps  5 months ago

    NO, no, he’s got it backwards. First they pick your wallet, then they shake your hand.

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    waes-hael  5 months ago

    Whiner: The person who doesn’t participate in local politics, then wonders why they’re constantly disappointed.

    Seriously, enough with the hyperbole about politicians: WE elect ‘em. If you voted without knowing the politician, that’s on you.

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Just dust and overdue notes will fall out of mine.

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 5 months ago

    Har de har…bashing politicians…har de har…

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    After they take your money, they raise your taxes

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    EXCALABUR  5 months ago

    They even want your money before as a campaign contribution

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    nyg16  5 months ago

    Orangie the clown shakes your wallet before, during and after

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    As usual, they’re right on the money.

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    bwswolf  5 months ago

    Now-a-Days they shake your hand as they pick half of your wallet now and then the other half after the election …. ;)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Pay for all the things you wanted??

    I thought someone else (anyone else) was supposed to pay for it.

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    thejanith Premium Member 5 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. And thanks, by the way, for making it a general laugh at all politicians without poking at any one of them. In an election year, we need all the clean (no mud slinging) laughs we can get.

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