Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 12, 2021

It’s a good thing no People were planning on using that fuzzy blanket, because it belongs to the cats now.

You might say that they’re flocking to the flocking.

We’re back to the Blanket Show.

Look how cute Puck is!

I’m sure Lupin will be OK. He’ll probably jump back up and saying he totally meant to do a live report from the floor!

Meanwhile…TOEBEANS!

I miss my Fuzzy Blanket. It got left behind accidentally when I moved :(

That’s a little too much flocking, Lupin! The floor is not nearly as comfortable. Now that you’ve reported on the difference in comfort (which is, of course, the only reason that you jumped to the floor (jumped, mind you, certainly not fell), you should flock back to the fuzzy blanket.

Why am I now expecting Lupin to make snow angels?

The floor is also a couch with a fuzzy blanket on it if you believe in yourself!♥

That’s our cats when the pink wool blanket comes out. Most of them have just looooved snuggling up on it.

And the mystery remains. If you are covered in fur, how do you feel the fuzziness of a fuzzy blanket?

It takes an expert roller to roll over another Cat and hit the floor!

Toe beans AND UDBoCH!!! (Upside down back of cat head.) Gonna be a great day, ya’ll.

Now what’s all this fuzz about?

I love seeing the fuzzy blanket because Loaner Cat refuses to sleep on ours or even touch it. Must have texture issues…

THWUMP!!

Glorious as it flows

And everybody knows

It’ll call to you, so lush

Plush as far as your paw can touch

Fuzzy blankie

Fuzzy blankie

Great at night while you’re sleepin’

And in the day, good for leapin’ all around

You can feel pretty lazy

Or roll about like crazy

You’ll really snuggle in

Yeah, let the warm times begin

Fuzzy blankie

Like cat candy

Great at night while you’re sleepin’

And in the day, good for leapin’ all around

Mattresses can be bumpy

Couches can be lumpy

And wool wraps can make you jump and twitch

Don’t let those quilts fool you

Nor vinyl covers cool you

And fuzzy blankies, Cat, won’t make you itch

So come and join the ocean

of cat love & devotion

You’ll be furever couch bound

The minute you start to hang around

Fuzzy blankie

Cats go wacky

Great at night while you’re sleepin’

And in the day, good for leapin’ all around

Ladadadadada (dadeeda)

Ladadadadada (dadada)

Ladadadadada

(Jerry Leiber / Mike Stoller – Poison Ivy/Coasters)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz4k

Back to basics.

puck is so cute

Oh Lupin!

Is that a new blue fuzzy blanket I see?

Only thing better than a fuzzy blanket is a fuzzy blanket that just came out of the dryer.

OT:

So whats on your agenda today? Oh fuzzy blanket rolling

And here comes one of The People, waving a broom!

I bet Elvis really sleeps like that — a wet noodle draped over the back of the couch!

Four happy cats!

No kudos for Goldie just chilling out, probably half asleep? That after all is what blankets are for.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Royal Staff, thank you for another successful Rasselmania! Bring out the Royal Fleece Resting Blanket!

Puckmosis: It’s lovely to rest after a round of the Zoomies.

Elvis-Anum: Nothing like wrapping up in a mound of fleece.

Sophititi: This is a work of art and a dream.

Tabithis: Anyone see where Lupinium is?

Puckmosis: I think he’s still working off his Zoomies.

PLUNK!

Elvis-Anum: Looks like Lupinium is over the Zoomies and now has the Plunkies.

Mickey gets to meet The Nana (MIL) when she arrives on Saturday for a two-week visit. We’re wondering how well it’s going to go over when Mickey discovers that she sleeps in his bed at night. (The Woman’s home office was our guest bedroom for the two weeks or so between when we moved in and when we began WFH.) Worse, she sits on his couch during the day. Either way, Mickey is going to have to surrender a blanket/comforter.

I said this yesterday, but I’m going to make a BCN platformer. If anyone wants to help, respond to this comment! I’ll need a sprite artist (I like pixel art, but I’d be fine without it), a musician (chiptune would be best, but again, I can live without it), and I’ll be programming it in GDevelop 5.

With apologies to Tag Team

WHOOP, That’s the Floor!

WHOOP, That’s the Floor!

WHOOP, That’s the Floor!

WHOOP, That’s the Floor!

WHOOP, That’s the Floor!

WHOOP, That’s the Floor!

It’s the flocking that makes it fuzzy.

Nobody’s clawing it.

Who can resist a fuzzy blanket XXX

Hey, does anyone know if there’s a BCN subreddit? (I’m 12 so the s only social media I have is Reddit- no tiktok.)

Hee-hee =^___^= It’s a blanket bonanza!

OTBorder Collies.It is nice to see that all animals in the comic speak the same language and are able to communicate freely, especially big dog and little kitten, though rumor has it that Trevor has a Scottish bark…Now, I just heard on the news here that a shepherd gave his 8 year old Border Collie away to a shelter. Old age had left her deaf, no mote herding for her. Actually the husband of the lady who ran the shelter was a shepherd and the Border Collie showed the couple that she was quite eager to return to her old job as a herder. She learned the commands in sign language and now herds sheep again. Never say that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.I have a soft spot for Trevor so I thought I’d share the story with you.

And the floor is COLD after you’ve been rolling on the nice, warm, fuzzy blanket.

Just curious – has anyone seen the Wiki about BCN?

https://breakingcatnews.fandom.com/wiki/Breaking_Cat_News_Wiki

Is the Couch named Timmy the quarterback?

OT

Nothing brings cats together like a comfy sleeping spot

I want in on that action!

Well, now things are really flocked up …

Lupins just like my grandma’s cat Mr. Nibs

aw elvis is soo relaxed!

In other news

To say nothing of being blanket as far as the eye can see.

It doesn’t take much to make them happy:)

Ms. Dunn certainly knows cats. You can’t fake this familiarity.