Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 21, 2021

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    Sue Ellen  about 3 years ago

    Because that’s what he does!

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    RAGs  about 3 years ago

    “If you have to ask, you won’t understand the answer.”

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    deadheadzan  about 3 years ago

    I believe Puck has delusions of grandeur.

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    McColl34 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Wait, what? . . . WHY?

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    Sue Ellen  about 3 years ago

    I hope Goldie asks him how he got started.

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    MrsXandamere  about 3 years ago

    Pucky is the Chosen Cat, Goldie. Go ask Beatrix about it – she’s read all the YA novels in the shop and knows the trope well.

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    Le'letha Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Because someone has to do it.

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    DennisinSeattle  about 3 years ago

    Replay images of dwellings crushed by leaves.

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    Ruth Brown  about 3 years ago

    Because he has accepted the responsibility.

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    dmah Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This reminds me bit of the story of Lawnchair Larry, who — after tying 43 helium inflated weather balloons to a patio chair — shot into the sky at 16,000 ft. above San Pedro, CA. He had some sandwiches and beer, a camera, and a pellet gun, which he dropped after shooting out a couple of balloons. Two commercial airliners spotted him and reported him to authorities. About an hour later, he drifted down to safety and was promptly arrested. When asked by journalists why he did it, he supposedly said, “A man can’t just sit around.”

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    marilynnbyerly  about 3 years ago

    A kitty’s got to do what a kitty’s got to do.

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    Lady Bri  about 3 years ago

    I think the more important question is how . . . but I guess we’re not supposed to ask that question. ;)

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Goldie, some necessary questions shouldn’t be asked.

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    face.less_b  about 3 years ago

    Tis not mine to ask why but to do or we die.

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    Robin Harwood  about 3 years ago

    If he didn’t, they’d be even more doomed than they already are.

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    Olive O'Sudden  about 3 years ago

    I assume it’s because Puck is the best at the fisticuffs!♥

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    maggijoseph Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Goldie toebeans!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 3 years ago

    I am on a mission from the Cat, in the sky!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Fight the vicious attack leaves!

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    But you is inside and the leaves is outside, Puck. You doesn’t even actually gets to touches any leaves to actually bat em. But journalist Goldie is a typical journalist who never asks the real questions that should be asked.

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    infranscia  about 3 years ago

    Pucky’s neck seems like it’s twisted pretty far without his torso following. I know kitties can lick their backs, but I don’t think their necks work quite like that. o.O

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    cat19632001  about 3 years ago

    So many Pucky toe beans! Plus a 3/4 Back of Cat Head.

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    David Jones Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Ever Strong, Ever Alert, Ever Watchful Puck!

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    DorseyBelle  about 3 years ago

    3 panels in a row of toe beans!! The first is TBoG! Followed by BoCH in the final panel! Oh the felinity!!!

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Are heroes born or, are they made? A worthy question.

    To put it another way,

    Some individuals who are in the wrong place, at the wrong time, naturally become Heroes.

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    Kitty Katz  about 3 years ago

    Meanwhile, on the Nile

    Queen Catshepsut the Golden: I see you have brought the season’s first pumpkin spice harvest, my Royal Procurers.

    Alice-Ata: Yes we bring you spices from you don’t want to know.

    Puckmosis: I notice there are some leaves with the boxes.

    The Queen: They seem to be native to the region where the spices are procured.

    Puckmosis:I always get the urge to chase after them.

    Enter Elvis-Anum

    Elvis-Anum: Those things can be dangerous, Puck! Let me take them. I’ll dispose of them properly.

    Alice-Ata: Of course Elvis wouldn’t be keeping those leaves for himself.

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    Pure altruism! Just as any cat would do!

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    OT: Writing question. :-)

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    cat19632001  about 3 years ago

    ♪"And Pucky is leaf fu fighting (swat!)

    That cat is fast as lightning (bat!)

    In fact, it is a little bit frightening (swat!)

    But he fights with expert timing (ha!)"♫

    (Kung Fu Fighting – Carl Douglas and Biddu Appaiah)

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 3 years ago

    The falling leaves drift by the window

    The autumn leaves of red and gold

    I see you there, swat them and hissing

    The sun-burned ears you used to fold

    Since I asked you why, the days grow long

    And soon, I’ll hear old winter’s song

    But we won’t miss the fun of all, my Pucky

    When autumn leaves start to fall

    (With thanks to Nat King Cole)

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    He’s into superstitions

    Black cats and mousey dolls

    I feel a premonition

    That cat’s gonna make leaves fall

     

    He’s into new sensations

    New kicks towards leaves flight

    He’s got a new addiction

    For every day and night

     

    He’ll make you jump at the windows and go pouncing at leaves in vain

    He’ll make you live his crazy life, but he’ll take away your pain

    Like a bullet to your brainCome on!

     

    Upside, inside out

    He’s leafin’ la vida Puck-ah

    He’ll push and pull leaves down

    Leafin’ la vida Puck-ah

    His eyes are devil green

    And his fur’s the color dark-ah

    He will wear you out

    Leafin’ la vida Puck-ah

    Come on!

    Leafin’ la vida Puck-ah

    Come on!

    He’s leafin’ la vida Puck-ah

     

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    DM2860  about 3 years ago

    Because in every great saga, it falls to one to stand in the gap.

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    Portmanteau  about 3 years ago

    oh no… an existential question…

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    Code the Enforcer  about 3 years ago

    Puck, The Leaf Battler !! … Yup! That could be a web series! … :)

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  about 3 years ago

    With cat-like reflexes (duh) Puck manages to keep the hoard of leaves at bay. A swing here, a swing there, and they are managed and piled high.

    This ninja cat uses Kage Bushin No Jutsu (Shadow Clone Jutsu) to help dispel the shear bulk of lifeless plant matter, but he, and only he can save Konohamaru (the village hidden in the leaves) from becoming the village buried in the leaves.

    Apologies to Uzumaki Naruto, and Naruto Shippuden.

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I remember a long time ago, my father had a trash can specifically meant for leaf burning. A cold front moved through this morning, and it is murky, damp with a new chill in the air. I am having a flashback to those early November days and the smell of leaf burning in our old neighborhood.

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    azkfwecho Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Quick update. Still not feeling well. Temperatures up and down during the day. Still fatigued. Not eating much (still not really hungry), but did have a bit yesterday. First COVID test came back normal. Second one scheduled for Thursday late morning. Will continue updating as things progress.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  about 3 years ago

    Pucky – protecting houses from the weight of a Metrics-Bonkers-Worth of falling leaves!

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    scaeva Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There are some things (most) cats were not meant to know.

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    anomalous4  about 3 years ago

    OT: TinyKittens update

    Momcat Mora started having contractions again this morning. They think she might be trying to deliver a stillborn kitten. Auntie Shiner has an appointment with the Dreaded V.E.T. today, & Mora (who I suspect would have gone along anyway for moral support, since they’re both so feral & so bonded) is going along to get checked out.

    Meanwhile, the 3 littles are in the Kitteh-Bake Oven™ keeping warm & safe. Stay tuned…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOwC0CbtJSs

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    Biskits  about 3 years ago

    Because no one can tell a cat not to do something.

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    knight1192a  about 3 years ago

    Owl Puck!

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    Mr. Reader  about 3 years ago

    Huh, never thought about that.

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    willie_mctell  about 3 years ago

    Puck’s is not to reason why…

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    Cats are “hard-wired” to stop moving objects. Some are “wired” harder than others. I had a cat in my lap one day and was absently fiddling with my ring of keys in one hand (NOT jingling). She opened one eye and put a paw on my hand. It clearly meant “stop that”. (Stop trolling me)

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    daswaff  about 3 years ago

    I’m not certain that any cat ever has answered that question about anything…

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    sue.essen  about 3 years ago

    PP! Puck profile!

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    SunflowerGirl100  about 3 years ago

    OT: Are you okay?

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    SunflowerGirl100  about 3 years ago

    All you in Australia, I just saw you had a pretty big earthquake. Are you okay?

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    Font Lady Premium Member about 3 years ago

    OT: Fall

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      about 3 years ago

    Because he’s a good boy, that’s why.

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    Crann Bethadh  about 3 years ago

    Do, or do not. There is no why.

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    pixiekitten Premium Member about 3 years ago

    We don’t deserve black cats <3

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