Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 14, 2024

Elvis needs to get his ears and his whiskers fixed.

Elvis looks like he is whispering in the fourth panel.

Lupin should work for the F.B.I. :

Feline Bureau of Invisibility?

…doing anything!

Really, it’s a wonder Elvis doesn’t have the contents of that water cup all over him already.

But Elvis is right. It is inane prattle about a dumb soap opera. A local cat is spying.

His headline fits the situation perfectly.

Use your noses, good reporters. Sniff out the story.

Elvis is the Prince of Snark.

What does Elvis have agains soap operas? Ii admit they’re not for everybody (me for example) but there is no need to suck the joy out of it for people who do enjoy things in life.

Elbiff right. Them steenky soapy opera always so dumb.

The walls are all ears..

::sip::

They are like the royal family on the balcony, always hiding their mouths from the lip readers….LUPIN! ;-))

OT Imma be a cat mom for christmas

Spying on the Tell-a-Girl coven? For SHAME!!

Well, he’s OBVIOUSLY rented space in your heads !

Lupin loves to torment Elvis the most.

I completely forgot Lupin could read whiskers!! I was asking myself: ‘Why are they cover their noses or whatever?’ Then I instantly remembered. Smart idea tho.

Cheshire Lupin?

Fighting invisible Lupin with hidden whiskers, it’s a soap opera plot itself!

Cat fart?

I am still worried that the FCC will find out about this and fine the station.

Does Lupin has a Capri Sun in the last panel? <3

Clever making sure he can’t read their whiskers. How Lupin is resisting bopping Elvis on the head I have no idea.

Nobody does it better

Makes me feel mad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as you

Lupin, you’re the best

I wasn’t lookin’ but somehow you found me

I tried to hide from your sight

But like heaven above me

The spy who loved me

Is learning all my secrets tonight

And nobody does it better

Though sometimes I wish someone could

Nobody does it quite the way you do

Why’d you have to be so good?

The way that your eyes see me

Whenever you hide and see me

There’s some kind of magic inside you

That keeps you so well hidden

But just keep it comin’

How’d you learn to do the things you do?

And nobody does it better

Makes me feel mad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as you

Lupin, Lupin

Lupin , you’re the best

Lupin, you’re the best

Lupin, you’re the best

Sweet Lupin, you’re the best

Lupin, you’re the best

Lupin, you’re the best

Lupin, you’re the best

Lupin, you’re the best

Sweet Lupin

LUPIN: Give me a catnip martini, shaken, not stirred.

I love how nice this community is, it’s like a little break from the Big Nate community :D

Clever idea, hiding their whiskers so Lupin can’t see what they are talking about.

Love that the way Lupin disappears!

I see the cat’s are covering their mouths so Lupin can’t read their lips.

If Elvis were to just throw a slap directly behind him…

Sip-itty doo dah, sip-itty ay

Lupin’s spying on some prattle all day

Plenty of stressing coming his way

Sip-itty doo dah, sip-itty ay…

It would be funny if Lupin spits the water on him and completely disappears.

Lupin is chaotic good personified.

Lupin is anywhere.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Beatrixia: Here are a few more scrolls on stealth. The Python Crew has a whole program on How Not to Be Seen.

Lupinium: I’ve heard of them. They give lessons on concealment, I understand.

Puckmosis: I wonder if anyone we know has taken their class.

Agnes-Ata: We’ll never tell!

Puck: Actually, I think you can teach the class.

Violet-Ifa: We have been to a few of the Python Crew symposiums at Punn State. They helped with the Rules of Cheese Taking.

Alice-Ata: We won’t tell, but we’ll hint that there may be another un-crime wave this Yuletide Season.

Lupinium: Did we ever learn who was behind that?

Bea I think there were a few educated guesses.

OT: Shopping aggravations.

OT: Does anyone know if GD is going to put out a 2025 calendar this year?

Track him down from the sounds of the sipping.

What they need here is a pan of green paint, or a bowl of tomato soup.

OT: Mom again…

Another adventure for the Cat of Adventure.

Literally, anywhere where there’s a white wall……..

OT: birthday