Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 09, 2013

Change that ringtone….

Tiffany – you can’t understand normal thinking…

You can see in the second panel Quill is very upset.

She probably did message Crystal, but purposely left out her inclusion of Lu….. so…. d-vi-us!!!

George bout to go all “revolutionary”….==Quick… somebody shout out a quick fact about cellphones!!….

She’s cooked her own goose by lying to Quill! You know Luann will call Quill as soon as she sees the picture!

Honey, you are really STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!

You brazen HUSSY!!

Tiff (Oh, I’m sorry, SHERATON) is an even bigger idiot than I thought if she thinks Luann is going to panic over that.

I predict that this arc will end with Lu & Quill getting some awesome revenge on Sheraton St. Louis.

So, which expression does the camera capture – Quill’s surprise (yesterday) or anger (today)?

I’ve a hunch this’ll be like one “Maison Ikkoku” anime episode where Otonashi Kyoko suspected Godai Yusaku was kissing Nanao Kozue.

@Pacopuddyre: yesterday—I get some of my best words from avid reading and Brooke McEldowney’s “9 Chickweed Lane” and “Pibgorn”. Regarding the latter’s work, never beforehand did I know that such naughty things could be said with such eloquent words.

Love that episode of the Twilight Zone.

“Quick… somebody shout out a quick fact about cellphones!!

Number 1. As soon as Tiff is finished posting the pic on Facebook, the whole world will have seen her and Quill kissing….….”and Luann will have been made a complete fool of by Tiffany. Does this matter to a young teenager in love with the guy in the pic? You betcha’..quote S.P.

Quill, you better go rinse your mouth with Listerine! You might come down with a case of Hydrophobia!

PS: I know Hydrophobia is a fear of water.

But, when I was a kid. That is what my parents and other grown ups would say if I touched something I wasn’t supposed to.

Well What Did YOU “Think” Tiff was gonna do with that pic, Pretty-Boy? Send to “American Idol”?

Geez, This Guy Is DUMB. Well the “Ball” is in YOUR Court Now, Pretty-Boy.

If You DON’T Tell this Gal to get LOST, then YOU Are Encouraging Her.

What is Luann and summer vacation without a little romantic drama? Keep in mind the overall arc though; I am one of those Luann followers who think that Greg Evans is slowy drawing down these characters and/or setting them up for the next stage in their lives or both. By the way, Crystal will fit into this “harmless fun” more than just being the alleged receipient of the picture. Quill is angry, but if Luann falls for this what does he do? Summer drama like i said.

When your bait don’t get the fish, ya gotta go after ’em.

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“That’s where they put casts on both her hands…”^She probably was already planning to go to “General Hospital”…. ==Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give Sheraton a hand!…….(audience sign busted)

Are we sure the “ring” isn’t from Gunther?

Got it!!! “I Know There’s Something Going On” by Frida (formerly of ABBA)…. that could be Lu’s ringtone for Tiff….

Will it be another Gunther shows that the pic was a set-up?, spying somewhere close by? Frank must have really taught him how to “wear his sunglasses at night”…. now he can literally be called “G-Man”!…..==Unless there’s something else that he will be needed to prove/disprove (based on Qcumber’s “too smooth to care approach”)…

Okay, instead of shouting out facts about cellphones, it will be facts about rabies/Hydrophobia…..

Why do Tiffany and Luann have each others phone number?

Shouldn’t Tiff be wearing a wig, too? I don’t think Martha wore her hair like that.

I hope the call is from Gunther. Even though Luann might expect something like this from Tiff, a heads up could help her prepare a swift Tiff put down.

Uhhh… I think Tiff has Martha Washington confused with Mary Todd Lincoln… (a predictable mistake)

Note: Mary Todd was NUTSsssss

Y’know, Tiffany is really nothing more than a “fire bug” - A pyromaniac with other people’s hearts!

Filthy liar.

Anybody remember that rant Brian went on against Connie in Family Guy?

“You see, Connie, you’re popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can’t stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you’re gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won’t want.”

That pretty much sums up Tiff.

If Tiffany Farrell thinks she is somehow gaining Quill’s affection by this outrageous escapade, she is dumber than Sheraton St. Louis!

Quill had better get himself out of this situation, I know he wants to be at the camp for the summer, but is it really worth his sacrificing spending time with the girl he actually WANTS to be with?

Which was based on a Roald Dahl story.

Gunther got it right yesterday, .“George and Martha are done!”.She’s not trying to gain Quill’s affection, she’s just trying to jam up Luann.

Ok, I want to see the arc go away from the drama that COULD happen and instead, watch Tiff’s master plan go the way of Wil. E. Coyote.

is this the reason that many women think that guys cheat all the time?

Tiff needs to meet a guy JUST LIKE HER.

Well, either Tiff has to be in complete denial about Q’s feelings, or the most clueless idiot, or just trying to stick it to Lu, which (thanks to Q’s warning to Lu), will certainly fail.

I concur that it may be Gunth on the phone, but we’ll have to wait and see. It could just be at face value… Tiff going for the jugular. Let’s hope she really doesn’t shoot herself in the foot, here. Levi is right – we do need a respectable villain to keep the juices flowing. :-)

Now this needs to get really UGLY!!!!!!Luann you have my permission to kick the Dog out of Tif. Justifiable murder of passion.

If Quill don’t have her removed from the part he has no nadds. He’s a Quillding.

Time to grab that phone and step on it.

Is it so bad to constantly wish that a cartoon character succumb to a humiliating death?

Could we please move past this and get Tiffany another infatuation interest? …finally…mercifully?

Now who did not see this comming?

humper ‘n’ dumper, dude. if she’s a real sicko, she’ll like it, and he can keep her around for when luann isn’t available. this strip shoulda been past this years ago.

Hey Tiff, get stuffed!

Quill could file sexual assault charges against Tiffany.

Tiff is just SAD. What a bimbo. Lu will understand and Quill doesn’t want to loose Lu because of some stupid pranks by a disgusting ditz.

CATFIGHT!!!!! Luann v. Tiffany in a no holds barred throwdown

If I were her parents I would cut off her data allowance, unless she pays for it somehow. We had to do that to our 17 year old, she was using all of our shared data (4GB!!!) in one week!!

Quill needs to go to the camp director and demand that Tiffany be thrown out of camp for unwanted sexual advances, sexual harrassment and for posting photos of him on her phone without his permission. Then this would open a spot for a new person at camp.

@Clark Kent: The story was called “Lamb to the Slaughter” and was actually written by Roald (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) Dahl. I read the short story in 6th grade. I never knew Hitch filmed it as an episode of his show.

Grr… I hate that girl!!!!!!!

He isn’t, but Tiffany is. Even if he tells her in somany words to eff off, she’ll just think [and I usethe term loosely], “How can he possibly resist li’l ol’ ME,”and escalate her efforts. It will probabky take a thermonuclear ro get eid of her,but even that is no guarantee of success.

Sending the Instagram to Crystal my foot, Luann’s not going to like this. OTOH, Tiffany doesn’t realize that Luann and Quill have already been kissed to each other.

The G-man is near. Anyone suggest a costume malfunction? (Quill clearly sees it’s not about him, it’s about one-upping Luann.)

Why would Tiffany have Luann number?

Oh, come on. Enough is enough! This arc is going nowhere fast.

First of all, Luann has known Tiff her entire life. She knows how she operates.

Second, Luann already has a mole in camp reporting on the relationship between Quill and Tiffany.

Third, Quill is just being stupid here. Either he is too stupid to figure out what Tiffany is up to, or he is too stupid to put a stop to it. If Quill doesn’t start putting his foot down and telling Tiffany exactly where she should go, Luann would be better off dumping this pretty-boy wet noodle and moving on to someone with a little more substance between his ears.

Harmless fun, my foot!

If I post about how animal bite/saliva contact disease (rabies) is also related to a fear of water (aka hydrophobia) next, do I win a car? Am I the 1500th caller…er…. poster to do so?

“3rd option: Quill does not want it to stop. He can let Tiff kiss and hug him all day long.”

Options:• Too stupid to figure it out.• Too stupid to stop it.• Doesn’t want to stop it.

No matter how you slice or dice it, if Quill doesn’t take decisive action to put a stop to Tiffany’s machinations, Luann would be better off dumping the creep.

Initially this will work in Tiffany’s favor. Luann will be angry with Quill but her friends and family will convince her that he isn’t that guy. They’ll talk and get even closer. This will drive a dagger through Tiffany’s cold cold heart. Karma is a … well you know.

too bad Quill has dots for eyes, you can’t read a shocked expression off that.

All I see is Tiffany committing two very serious offenses: sexual harassment & bullying by text. It is nothing to make fun of. And I’m sure Mr. Greg Evans knows that as he produced this story arch.

Bunch of Phobophobias if you ask me

Didn’t FDR have that?

If there were a costume malfunction, the play would be a smashing success. Tiff might even have a real producer or director apporach her.

Does Ron Jeremy watch summer stock in Pitts?

Gee, how did we know that was going to happen?

If Quill didn’t like Tiffany none of this would be happening…what’s wrong with him that he lets someone he professes to be annoying continue to annoy him. This is all so lame.

Well, DUH! Of course she’s lying. What else could you expect from her?

Uh oh…

Stephen Chrisomalis has a word list of phobias at http://phrontistery.info/phobia.html. Levi has identified a number that Stephen has not; how interesting. Levi, on the other hand, may suffer from parthophobia.

Perhaps Stephen Chrisomalis needs to add a new phobia to his list, in honor of Levi: “Luannaphobia” — hatred of Luann

From yesterday:

<Miles Valdelay:<If the boy did that to the girl, she could slap his face or even <punch him out.<if a girl does that to a boy, he just has to take it.___________<He could call her out and make a big scene, and insist that <was uncalled-for, inappropriate behavior, and that he won’t <tolerate it!<Then live with the asumption that he’s gay the rest of his <visit._________________________

Stereotyping. And hypocrisy.

Soap operas and tele-novelas thrive on misunderstandings and unwarranted assumptions that the parties involved refuse to check out, further and needlessly complicating relationships to prolong the story line. Will this happen here?

Tiffany wants realism. Liars and gossipmongers were put in scolds bridles. Look it up, they ain’t pretty.

uh-oh

But but but, If she wanted Krystal to see it,HOw did it accidentally wind up going to Luann????(some would doubt the harmless nature of our beloved Tiffany’s actions and motives)

i wonder why he doesn’t have any lipstick on…

Translation of your phobias for those who do not have Epistemophobia.

Gynophobia is an abnormal fear of women. Erotophobia, or the fear of sex.Coitophobia: An abnormal and persistent fear of sexual intercourse._Medorthophobia- erect pen!$ fearPhallophobia‎- the fear of any pen!$_Gynophobia. an abnormal fear or hatred of women._Phronemophobia and Fear of Thinking.Epistemophobia is the fear of knowledge.

Every guy, even every 17 year old guy, is not a scumbag. And shallow and pushy is not universally appealing.

Ben and Crystal? I don’t see Crystal with a military man, especially one as ordinary as Ben.

I think Tiff messaged the wrong target.

Brace for the explosion tomorrow — !!

Ben is nice, fairly bright, family oriented, interested in his estranged sister’s nice, ordinary friend. Granted we don’t know him well, but I doubt there is much about him that really sticks out. And it is bordering on impossible for the same man to notice both Luann and Crystal.

Lev: some more psych terms:

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nogophobia: fear of constipationgogophobia: fear of diarrheagogogogophobia: fear of diarrhea on the dance flooratraphobia: fear of swivel-headed razors

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There are others, but not fit for a site like this.

I’ll say it one more time… Tiff fiddled with Luann’s acceptance letter and it will all come out when Luann goes to the drama camp looking for a piece of Tiff, and I don’t mean ‘piece of’ in the sex sense.

You effectively called Quill a scumbag when you said that he wants Tiffany to be touching him in any way. I called Tiffany shallow and pushy when I pointed out that she has many unattractive qualities that might override her supposed physical beauty.

(cue news theme:)Eve. News…. filling in is Jay…..

Good Even-ing… Our top story is breaking news that hydrophobia=rabies ….based on many reports, there is also a lot of phobias…..I’m afraid that there are too many to name, here……==In other news, the “flash” heard round the world did happen as some have predicted…… as mentioned earlier in commentary: "Here’s a ‘revolutionary’ idea, “George”…. put your foot down to give a clear signal…. whichever side you decide to “butter the bread”….==In weather, a “storm of embarrassment” is predicted in the Pitts area for tomorrow, but no one’s sure yet, where the storm will most likely form….==Still no “Good Sports” to report, here…==In our fluff piece, more about “phobias”…. wait, I’m afraid there is no more time … ==Tomorrow, your regular news commentator will return…. stay tuned for “Nitecap”, with today’s wrap-up, reflective thoughts, and continuing discussions…..

My take on it was that you were unfairly maligning teenage boys.

She paid him polite attention. He kept emailing her. She didn’t even know he was contacting her more than he was Bernice.

The news…..is broken….but it can be repaired….

Of the ones I hung out with? Only a few. Of the ones with girlfriends? Even fewer. You may well have been desperate, or a pig, or whatever, and hung out with guys who were not very discerning, but it is far from true that all teenage boys will hop in bed with any girl who will let them. Some are religious. Some like their girlfriends. Some insist that sex is only for people who can stand each other. Some prefer other boys. Some are afraid of, um, humiliating themselves. And yes, some will eagerly get what they can where they can.

“I see either a Luann+Gunther plot or a a Quill+Gunther plot to get payback against Tiffany. hmmm… let’s see, what could a costume designer do to embarrass a person ?…”

Yep…. Can you say, “Wardrobe Malfunction?”

;-)

Please Luann, be mature enough to know what’s really happening.

Geez, Evans really is all about the drama, isn’t he? Or, is ‘Greg Evans’ really a pen-name for a woman cartoonist?

Brdshtt, Night-Gaunt, snerk! Go to this link for a truly mind-boggling list of phobias:

http://phobialist.com/reverse.html

Tiffany you….you’re a…. Ok this is a family oriented page so I can’t say the word I want to about her.