Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2015

Why (like Flo with Andy Capp) did she marry that idiot?

Larry: “and didn’t share?”Mrs. Larry: “Well, it’s not as if it’s one of yours.”

Larry and Patty going to have another kid? Hope this one’s as smart as Patty and Junior and not Larry.

Also, Patty’s back to the Marge Simpson hairdo? Thought that was nixed in favor of the Thelma Keane look cause large hairdos interfere with in-depth speech bubbles. Look at the third panel, If Patty were to say anything more her hair would cut it out.

I was just mentioning to the missus a day or so ago that we hadn’t seen the crocs for a while. I guess I’m psychic…or psycho…I can never remember the difference.

Maybe she is suffering from severe gas.

Larry. Dumb to the bone.

Glad to know that I’m not the only one that spotted that.

All I have to say is….. YAY! THE CROCS ARE BACK!!!!!

They also don’t walk on two legs and talk, but yet here we are…

@agedengineerMy psychic power is to suddenly think of a movie for no reason and then find out it’s on tv a week or two later.

I want my baby back ribs.

Smooth, Larry… real smooth. You’re stupid, but at least you don’t let it get to you.

are we sure it is Larry’s??

Why she eat child?

Larry forget he do that :-}

That’s just a vey big egg she’s about to lay.

I hate it when the opposite happens….when you politely congratulate a woman on her pregnancy only to find out she ’"eet" too much meatloaf.

Crocs also usually have a clutch of eggs, not one at a time.

The crocs are back! The crocs are back!

Congrats Crocs!!!!!

No wonder we haven’t seen the crocs for a while. They’ve been busy.

Apparently, Zebba is now more than a neighbor to Patty.Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Sooooo tired of Rat, time for a lengthy Croc storyline and I hope this is it!

Please make it a girl, Stephan! There aren’t enough girl crocs!

Hmmmmmm. New croc kid. Maybe this will be a Larry Jr, not a smart vegetarian Patty Jr.

Larry! Bow-chick-a-bow-wow…

Watch. Kid will look like Zeeba. And all heck will break loose . . .

I love the crocs

Bring back the Rat.

hmmm….. maybe her next revelation will be “it’s not yours…..”

Oh, and folks seem to have overlooked the fact that reptiles, crocs included, don’t grow hair, either. But perhaps that red stuff Patty has on her head is a wig-hat.

Not ’toon crocs; know your toon morphology!

Larry mispel meet loaf.

CROCS!!!

When I first started reading this strip I thought the crocs were so lame. Now, I LOVE ‘em. Can’t get enough of ‘em. What’s up with THAT?!?

And the glitch is back.. repeat posts for a larger count of comments. post this-!=‘P’ :-}

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So that’s why we haven’t seen the Crocs lately. Larry’s been busy getting busy!

I wonder if the new Croc will be more like his Dad or more like his Mom/Brother. It would probably be funnier if he was a dumb as Larry.

Hair – internal gestation – bipedal – when did crocs become mammals?

Well, it was a wonderful croc-free run, but all good things must come to an end. [sighs]:What I’d really like to see is the return of Sweet Fanny.

You mean Larry actually figured out how to…I find that hard to believe.

Croks ees GUD een streep! Yay for croks!

Somtimes we ees anfromorfeek but eeting zeebas and dreenking beer usually cure dat fasst.

Larry is such an idiot………..or should I say Toon Boy?!!!

Yay! Back to the crocs! (That other arc was tiresome.)

I saw the punchline coming in the 1st panel but got a shock at how big her bump is!

Congratulations, Crocs!

xxx

I don’t even know where to start, I have so many smart aleck remarks about this.

So, you say you’re preggers, Patty? Surely you gestate!

That’s a veritable pregnant pause in panel two.

I am reminded one time of a conversation I heard between two women.“My daughter is pregnant.” One says.“How did it happen?” the other says…..Yes she said that.And the discussion began……

Well, isn’t this an interesting development …

Great to see the crocs again. And congrats, Larry and Patty!

(Though, according to some comments, we may be hearing Jerry! … Jerry! … Jerry! soon …

Cut down on the meat loaf!

Gonna be one big egg or a ton of little ones…

great to see the crocs back, theyre some of my favourits

…So that’s where the Crocs have been all this time…