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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 05, 2016
Transcript:
bernice: what are you doing? luann: just hold still a sec, bernice. luann: ta-da! ladies and gentlemen, the world's smallest brain! say something brainy, wsb! bernice: i'm the world's biggest idiot, too luann: ha! you should see how funny you look! this act is gonna kill!
Namrepus over 8 years ago
Chin up, Bern! Keep a stiff upper (lower) lip!
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
It WAS a chin puppet. Called it. What did I winâŠ.?
Wizardgoat over 8 years ago
I hate to say it, but the evansi have been coming up short for weeks. Last fall and winter were far more interesting, from the breakup through the New York trip. The more recent ordeal between Gunther and Bernice was a farce, but turned out with possibilities when she mailed him an apology. Since then, things have deteriorated to Mutt âN Jeff humor. I sure hope more interesting developments are around the corner.-I donât think Bernice is a good act partner for Luann. It occurred to me some time back that Luann and Pru might put together some kind of comedy act that would be a hit.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Bernice sure knows to kill entertainment in the comedic genre.
cdgar over 8 years ago
Laying down on the job, Bernice? I knew that small brain would come in handy someday.
JayBluE over 8 years ago
âTaking It On The ChinââDrawn AsunderââCry JowlââHead GamesââJaw And OrderââSecret Agent Mandibleâ (âŹ)âMawâs Well, That Blends WellââThink, Before You CheekââThrowing The Kill SwitchââThe Riot ActââComedic TracyââGive Her PropsââAct Or Fiction?ââSweet Chin Musingsâ
orâFrom Out Of Cleft Fieldâ
kenhense over 8 years ago
OK â Theyâre still short around 100 punch linesâŠ
blunebottle over 8 years ago
Happy 4th of July, my American friends! (Itâs just past midnight ;o)Tonight, I went on a little pilgrimage to sit along 0 Avenue, to watch some fireworks across the border. I am always awe-struck by the incredible dedication you have to burning through huge amounts of incendiaries on the 4th.We here in Canada cannot hold a [roman] candle to your evening of festivities when we celebrate Canada Day, mostly due to our parental governments who donât believe we are mature enough to play with matches. Private firework displays are banned in most populated areas. I live in a town of about 130,000 and all we get is a modest 20 minute display, put on by the municipality.The thing that really amazes me is the sheer volume you guys set off. From my vantage point, the closest town is only about 12,000 strong; the rest is farms and tiny hamlets. Despite this, I can see at least 30-40 major firework displays going onâŠand they last for up to an hour!So, letâs seeâŠone tiny section of one tiny, sparsely populated corner of one border state (letâs pretend I can see as much as 1% of it), times 100, times 50 states- and I canât even see a major city from here- man, the fireworks of one night must drive your whole economy for a year!Enviously,Blune
markbrowningmilner over 8 years ago
canât exactly remember but âcapt kangerooâ and/or âthe ed sullivan showâ used to do chin puppets when i was a kid.
sarazan7 over 8 years ago
What is WSB?
imagenesis over 8 years ago
I donât know about the rest of you, but these two have been really making me laugh lately! (ă)
Russell Sketchley Premium Member over 8 years ago
@sarazan7âWorldâs Smallest Brainâ. Thatâs how Luann introduced him.
dlkrueger33 over 8 years ago
I remember that LuAnn can singâŠ.and quite well. Why does she need Bernice and resort to this silly routine? Also, when are Brad and Toni going to get married? That story line has disappeared.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Is the strip basically taking the summer off? If not, then itâs July 5, so the holidayâs over. Wrap this nonsense up now, and start the Luann-cares-for-kids-at-day-camp story.
tigergocomics over 8 years ago
hahahahahaha⊠this is hilarious!!!!
Crash7 over 8 years ago
It does seem like a bit of a stretch to spend two weeks on this.
rikkiTikki Premium Member over 8 years ago
I agree this is maybe Jr high level talent and young women wouldnât be doing this. Luann can sing and has experience performing so why is she messing with this?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
So Lu, Your âActâ is Bernice pretending to be a large Maitre D looking guy that in Panel 3, appears to be wearing a VERY Large Sombrero. Yep. THAT will get the Audience reaching for Their Car Keys and Heading for the Door, No Time.
HEY ! Do You Know Who WOULD find This Funny? STAR HEAD! Take a Pic Lu, and Send it to Him! Heâs gonna LAUGH His Pixels off when Old Bern here, FINALLY works up enough Nerve to ask Him out on a Date, and He REMEMBERS This SceneâŠâŠ,
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Is this âtalent showâ for the kids at the day camp? Luannâs âactâ seems aimed at that age group. This is not how college students should spend their summer break.
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
Lu, Bern said she didnât want to be in the show. What part of âNoâ donât you understand?
cruiserd over 8 years ago
Think Iâll sit this week outâŠ.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
a star is shorn
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
-Greg Evans better step it up before I replace Luann with Calvin and Hobbs.
Whoa! That should make him quake in his bootsâŠ
JimT8 over 8 years ago
Be our guest.
vanisleson over 8 years ago
I quit watching and just peeked againâŠdoes Luann have new writer? If soâŠfire them
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
I knew the was getting ready to do that.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
> Greg Evans better step it up before I replace Luann with Calvin and Hobbs.>I really donât see how that would be a âreplacementâ. C&H is (was) pretty much in a league of its own, in terms of quality. The re-runs will continue to be read in one form or another, long after the other strips on the funny pages have been cancelled and forgotten.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 8 years ago
4Todayâs offering of a âchin puppetâ routine is funny and cute in a one dayâs offering of the comicâŠ. but I do not think it is a sustainable story for Bernice and Luann to use as their Talent Show entry.I feel that the supine nature of how Bernice would have to be (and perhaps Luann too if she adopted a âchin puppetâ persona as well) would be too difficult and uncomfortable to plan to the stage on The Fuse. Imagine one or both of them having to lay on their backs⊠presumably on a platform of some sort, for their act to work⊠to me this makes this type of act too unwieldly for them to actually choose. I say⊠back to the drawing boardsâŠ. Luann (and Bernice)âŠ. find another type of act.
phlash over 8 years ago
looks like Mr Gray with a âstache
lopaka over 8 years ago
Isnât marker ink permanent?
dblbaraje over 8 years ago
I think this is the third weekâŠ.still no answer why Bernice does not have a jobâŠ..anyone know?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Do we in fact know for certain that Bernice doesnât have a job this summer? After all, we have been told that Luann does have a job, but we havenât seen her do it yet. (And itâs high time we did, instead of spending another week on this talent show nothingness.) Maybe when Luann starts working at the day care, Bern will get a job in a store or something.
pattidolls over 8 years ago
the comments are funnier that the strip, way more entertaining
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
Luann has seen too much of The Amazing World of Gumball.
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
-OyâŠ
Kymberleigh over 8 years ago
Greg Evans better step it up before I replace Luann with Calvin and Hobbs.
If it means no longer having to put up with you here, by all means replace.Sisyphos over 8 years ago
The set-up for this proposed act is too unwieldy. Besides, after the initial smile at the chin-puppet, itâs not funny. Itâs not really an act, just an overblown concept. No producer should or would buy itâŠ.
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 8 years ago
Pretty creative, none the less, and it puts Bernice in her place.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
I think the âtalentâ Bernice and Luann settle on is just a McGuffin , serving itâs purpose in getting them to The Fuse that day.
ST Joe River Premium Member over 8 years ago
I will check back in 6 or 7 days to see if anything has happened.
TheDOCTOR over 8 years ago
I saw this in a âSurf-movieâ long ago and Bob Denver did this same routine only I canât recall the name of the movie.
Airman over 8 years ago
Obviously, Iâm out of step with the Peanut Gallery, but I just canât get into this grade school level humor. The Senior Prom was an adventure â the trip to Peru was an adventure â the trip to NY could have been an adventure, but it got aborted. These young ladies should be getting dressed up, looking hot, and hitting the Summer concert circuitâŠâŠ.not dreaming up a puppet show. Sadly, this strip has become like our economyâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠfewer full time characters, and a lot of temporary help.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
âWho knows? Just because he hasnât shown one doesnât mean that Piro has no sense of humor.â.I thought he showed subtle humor when commenting on pre-New York attire.
Argythree over 8 years ago
SPOILER
Alas, poor Bernice. We knew her, and Luann, once. Not sure whoâs there nowâŠ
Argythree over 8 years ago
Oy to the third powerâŠ
Argythree over 8 years ago
Iâm kind of amazed that Bernice is going along with thisâŠ