Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 11, 2019

Or five cans. Could it be a “boarder” crisis?

Oddly, my cat has just decided that my seat is hers, and doesn’t want to move.

Not as bad as my “loving” cat the insistes her place, is on top of me in bed. She considers it sharing HER space.

Perhaps a Border Collie could help?

Some one has to yield and there will be no negotiations

And it has to be albacore tuna, not that light stuff!

It’s always the fat cats that win.

Just move some of them to your lap!

Oh yes, if I open a can of tuna in my kitchen there will be a riot!

Could this be the Boarder Wall?

I never got the pet is on my seat thing, I just shift them with my big strong man arms.

Old adage: “If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.”!!!

Free tuna! Come on in!

There seems to be a misconception as to the actual owner of the space…Cats always.

An commenter on a similar strip once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. A wise person indeed.

Pick up the phone. “Violin factory? I’ve got some raw material for you….”

From Wikipedia:

“For a long time, catgut was the most common material for the strings of harps, lutes, violins, violas, cellos, and double basses, acoustic guitars and other stringed musical instruments,…” [Despite the name, the intestines used were never those of cats.]

My cat doesnt even like tuna, SALMON on the other hand…….

Or just put a warm towel in a big paper bag…..

Open a can of beans and head to the sofa – you have to outsmart these felines. Don’t let them win.

If you can’t deal with sharing you seat with a household pet, get a guppy.

Lock em up.

burlap bag and brick – problem solved

I just removed Non Sequitor from my list – it is unfortunate that such a creative man using a very savvy medium is compelled to revert to crassness.

Send a taco truck south of the border.

Bribery is a time honored tradition at any negotiations. Most often it works.

This is just one reason why there will NEVER be a cat in my house.

Shouldn’t that be “boarder” crisis?

Ain’t no border crisis. More like a political crisis manufactured for votes.

Ah… I’m going to assume your Grandparents arrived here Legally, as did mine.

Shades of Booth.

The ancient Egyptians venerated cats as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. (But to be fair, the ancient Egyptians also venerated dung beetles as gods. A mixed bag, to be sure.)

WILEY!!! THANK YOU for saying EXACTLY what a VAST MAJORITY of Americans Think about the current occupant!! WE STILL LOVE YOU AND SUPPORT YOU!! (In case you haven’t heard…)

https://www.yahoo.com/news/newspaper-fires-cartoonist-hidden-jibe-144114780.html

My cat has decided that my lap is her territory. She will wander around the living room meowing at me as I walk through. I then find a good place to sit, and she is promptly in my lap. Once in a while, my other cat will join us, but he prefers to sit by himself. If he does, they will cuddle up together, that is until they start playing. Then they get kicked off. I don’t enjoy teeth and claws on my lap.

My cat can distinguish these two sounds. From two rooms away. While napping.

1. Open fridge, take out a pint of milk sitting beside whipped cream on shelf.

2. Open fridge, take out whipped cream sitting beside a pint of milk on shelf.

(She gets a cc of whipped cream treat from my finger, doesn’t care for milk)

Apparently they’re Democats.

Don’t have so many cats and stop feeding them too much.

Except that border crisis looks to be real.

No problem just exercise your presidential powers and walk right up and grab them by the P***Y!!

“Since time immemorial mankind has been plagued by the question, ‘What do you do with a dead cat?’” 101 Uses for a Dead Cat

Wiley, come on, gramps sits in his lazy-boy, not the sofa. Sheesh!

All Cats have the Same Name.

It’s pronounced exactly like the sound of a Can Opener.

I know what my cats would do to him.

It’s called blackmail. She is a guilty aiding and abetting.

I have to put a dog and a cat outside if I want to use my new (‘used’) couch. They use it more than I do!

One of our papers dropped Non Sequitor. I had to get a magnifying glass to see it. He apologized but that was not accepted. At least I can still enjoy it on the website.

So we just need to carpet bomb Mexico with tuna? Sold!