Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 13, 2019

Uh, snowfalls chance in hell??

And the deniers will be leaping on this.

When hell freezes over.

Aww…Ya gotta snowball’s chance in Hell of that ever happening, and I………..Wait a minute!….

When hell freezes over – time to do something I have never done before!

Why do they need to go anyplace? They’re already in hell.

I told you it would be a cold day in Hell when we got a foot of snow in Seattle.

They’re still missing the demon driving the snowplow. “So you thought you were almost done, huh?” PLUMPFFF!

Hell froze over. Well, that explains a few things that has happened within the last few years.

“…and Purgatory’s gonna pay for it.”

Sleet would of been better and a lot funnier, seeing them falling and sliding on their bare asses.

Renderings of hell as memes to apply a check on what we do to each other and to our ecosystem? Yep, I can roll with that.

Well now I have to do all that stuff I would do on a cold day in hell.

That’s what my version of Hell looks like.

Means climate change isn’t “man made”. Never was.

Ah, another ice age.

Winter is coming.

Loved Sunday. Keep it up.

Let the self-righteousness begin. :D

Love Wiley Miller’s honesty and ability to cut through all the lies on twitter. Please don’t drop him!

And then make the winter about two months longer than it needs to be. That should do it.

He didn’t mention that this is the section reserved for the people who moved to Florida and Arizona to get away from the snow!

AND, by the way: The Ninth Circle of Hell is a frozen lake and, like Dante’s vision of Hell in general, the Ninth Circle itself is divided into rings of increasingly bad sections with the worst in the center. The people who are sent to the Ninth Circle are people who have betrayed the trust of someone or something close and special.

Somebody prominent is up to ring number 7 and counting

My paper, the Tulsa World, has dropped Non Sequitur because of Sundays strip. And it hasn’t had the Sunday strips for some time.

Last time for me Wiley, I have enjoyed your wit for several years, but the other day was enough. You are nothing but a bigoted far left liberal. One day you and your friends will have to open your eyes. Bye now!!!!

Checked Hell Norway’s weather and it’s above freezing so that snow is pretty heavy and there’s rain which makes shovelling more miserable.

But remember: All of the climate scientists are lying about climate change, even though they have no reason to lie. The industries who make billions by polluting the air are the ones telling the truth.

And Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds were right: Cigarettes are harmless.

This cartoon is a perfect poster for the Green New Deal.

I can hear the pseudo-evangelicals now: humans didn’t cause climate change, the devil did. Actually, the devil did have a hand in it by enhancing our personal denial of responsibility. We love to blame someone else and put the onus on the other guy.

I just finished reading Krampus: The Yule Lord where hell is cold.

I think I know that one guy who’s just sitting there, buried. “No… no. No. I refuse. This can’t be happening. It isn’t happening. NO.”

The more the poles continue to shift [North pole is now about 110 klicks further west than it was just 5 years ago] the more the axis shift of the planet will evoke change of climate. Nothing new geologically the planet has survived at least 4 ice ages, and the Noah story in the Bible might well be the result of the last Ice Age melt off breaking through the Pillars of Hercules and inundating the Mediterranean shores. East Coast US geology shows that there were forests, at one time, 5 miles out to sea in the Atlantic now covered in sea life.Climate change is nothing new.

And the Leafs win the Cup

Make em dig a maze.

Didn’t anyone ever read Dante, at least in school? The last circle, reserved for traitors to benefactors, is a plain of ice.

If you really want to punish them: tell half of them there IS climate change and tell the other half there is NO such thing. Then watch the hatred boil over as they shout at each other!

Global warming didn’t work…..rename it to climate change!

Bwa-ha-ha! Then I’ll give them a president who pretends not to believe in it, so that it keeps getting worse!

Now we get hundreds of comments from climate “experts” who flunked high school science.

Satan would probably introduce random climate change. The cycles would last just long enough for the damned to get used to it.

“It’ll be a cold day in Hell!

Good morning Mr. Wiley Miller. So wonderful to see you today from out West USA. Didn’t color the Wiley Bears on Sunday but sure luvved the strip!!!!!!

I made ten dollars shoveling the walk! Let it snow!

The Nordic version of hell is very cold indeed.

Devilishly clever, old boy!

Mr. Miller, how can we best support you at this point?

Why do so many conservatives want on vacation in or have already moved to a brutally repressive Muslim regime? No, not Saudi Arabia, Egypt. They’re all in denial. Scientific research does not lead to opinions. Does your modern technology actually work or is it just your belief it works?

I blame global warming.

The really amusing thing is regarding that is that my very liberal relatives don’t bother to recycle hardly anything whereas I, the conservative, recycle as much as possible.

You’d think, with all the people just Waiting for Hell to Freeze Over, he’d have thought of it a Lot Sooner…

You know you’re in hell when all that’s available to chew is Trident.

Yup, that nonsense will make things worse, all right . . .