Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 17, 2019

Still better than caterwauling.

How’d she get the first date ?

Hey! What’s cooler than a cat with bagpipes?

I wanna know why TALENT AGENTS aren’t a-calling?

Don’t be so harsh Ponytails aren’t bad looking.

Could they use a third member ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J—-aiyznGQ

You must have a lot of them, for there are many.

they must be taking lessons from Garfield.

I’d call her. I love cats. I love music. Who doesn’t?

Let me guess…

Not enough cats?

Why does she let people in her house on the first date?

She’s better off without those kind of dates!

Enough of that wine might do the trick.

Those cats are two members shy of being KoRn.

Red Hot Kitty Pipers!

Good to see that Wiley, at least, knows the difference between a hypothesis and a theory. Kudos.

A couple more band members and they could call themselves…“The Kitty Litter”

It’s not her. It’s the company she keeps.

Is she wearing a bib while drinking her wine?

Well???…what is it?

….and it’s probably not the oversized elbow.

Bagpipes AND Drums!

Bag pipes look and sound like you have a cat under your arm and are biting its tail.

a cat playing bagpipes? Redundant!

Looks like a CATastrophe.

I take it that this is where “love me, love my cats” goes a little too far.

Jazz cats. especially bagpipe playing ones.

Did you know German for “yowling of cats” is “katzenjammer?” (It’s also slang for a hangover.)

Hep cat lady

Maybe the cat can’t keep the beat.

Llol!

What’s the name of the band? Pussy Riot?!

Do they take request? Let’s hear Amazing Grace.

She should start dating an accordion player.

Hilarious!

Out here in Portland, Oregon, we have the Unipiper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY

She needs to find herself a HEPCAT!

Musical cats?! You’ve gotta be kidding. I’d marry her in a heartbeat!

it’s the bib she’s wearing, isn’t it.

If you think a cat with bagpipes is bad, get a peacock. Or rather, be very careful not to get one.

Not exactly conducive to small talk, that ensemble.

If that cat knows how to play that bagpipe like a real pro, I’ll take him!

Everyone knows you pair Drums with a Saxophone, not Bagpipes.

She’s got to stop talking to the Houseplants while the date is sharing his best memories of his High School Football Stardom.

Is it because she drinks Pinot Grigio?

The Mrs is a Scot. When she found out I play the pipes…. 26 years married this last Feb 14th.