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Wiley should know that BEARS are even cleverer than squirrels at raiding bird feeders, “bear proof” garbage cans, LOCKED ice chests (that they even close after popping open and emptying), and of course occasionally removing roof or trunk lid to be less tidy with cars! (NPS rangers, among others) can tell you all kinds of stories proving the superior techniques of bears!)
I am a long time fan of your strips and I have bought a few of your prints. I also know Danae is one of your “go to” characters, but I find her strips generally weak, I often skip them and even when I do not they bring me little joy. Just one person’s opinion. Keep up your excellent work.
Hitler was really good at that. All a load of cods wallop, of course. And here in Australia, the conservatives kept telling everyone that the Labor Party couldn’t handle the economy properly – all a load of bull, of course, the Labor Party got us out of the Financial Global Crisis, without a recession – but too many people believed them. So now, they are still in power. Another 3 years of these fools.
Excellent choice. Though, I suspect they would end up at war with the dog population and then cats would take over. Besides I am thinking, since the earth is covered by water, and most likely to be even more covered by water soon, the Dolphin is a prime contender for world domination.
It would seem the GOP conspiracy to undermine Roe v. Wade is barking up the wrong tree, now that we’ve learned human babies are born dead-on-arrival even when they go full term. All hail, Squirrels!
Jeffrey has a point there. I’m currently pulling off the largest and most complicated insurance scam in history in plain sight and even the ones who will benefit most don’t want to see it.
Cockroaches, dolphins, bears, squirrels, etc. do not have opposable thumbs, and are not capable of the fine motor coordination necessary to develop the technology needed to maintain a civilization. On the other hand, who needs civilization?
Jeffery is right. Tell everyone there’s a conspiracy, then behave outrageously, obfuscate, lie, blame, insult, threaten, lawyer up and obstruct. Bingo! You have a conspiracy.
Tell the absolute total truth about how you broke your arm(highly improbable incident) and no one will believe a word of it(unless of course someone filmed it and put it on uTube, then, that person will be accused of photoshopping the whole thing) best to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, then listen as people respond, “well if you don’t want to tell me”
Perhaps not just neocon trolls. Remember the Russian trolls and bots succeeded because the trolled not only both sides, but also divisions within each side in order to create a bigger emotional gap in the electorate.
Squirrels won’t work, the holocaust that man is bringing to this tired planet is likely to kill all mammals. The likely survivors are the same ones who survived the Dinosaur kill-off. The avians and the reptiles.
Bilan almost 6 years ago
Jeffrey, you would be a little more believable if you weren’t sitting on a sewer pipe.
cdcoventry almost 6 years ago
Otters..it will be Otters that uplift next I tell you.
somebodyshort almost 6 years ago
There’s ONE human a few of us would like to repeal and replace
Watcher almost 6 years ago
Lars, if you repeal and replace us with squirrels, you will just get nuts thrown at you and besides, you wouldn’t have Jeffrey to talk to.
Dtroutma almost 6 years ago
Wiley should know that BEARS are even cleverer than squirrels at raiding bird feeders, “bear proof” garbage cans, LOCKED ice chests (that they even close after popping open and emptying), and of course occasionally removing roof or trunk lid to be less tidy with cars! (NPS rangers, among others) can tell you all kinds of stories proving the superior techniques of bears!)
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
I hope that replacement process of the simian-based human race involves RELOCATION and not RECYCLING. :-0
kaffekup almost 6 years ago
We’re safe. Everybody knows repeal and replace never works.
dadoctah almost 6 years ago
Not squirrels! If you want to take this seriously, think ravens.
Or at least raccoons.
But squirrels? That’s just nuts.
sdanziger almost 6 years ago
I am a long time fan of your strips and I have bought a few of your prints. I also know Danae is one of your “go to” characters, but I find her strips generally weak, I often skip them and even when I do not they bring me little joy. Just one person’s opinion. Keep up your excellent work.
Alabama Al almost 6 years ago
Obviously Jeffrey doesn’t realize he is assisting in his own elimination.
keenanthelibrarian almost 6 years ago
Hitler was really good at that. All a load of cods wallop, of course. And here in Australia, the conservatives kept telling everyone that the Labor Party couldn’t handle the economy properly – all a load of bull, of course, the Labor Party got us out of the Financial Global Crisis, without a recession – but too many people believed them. So now, they are still in power. Another 3 years of these fools.
in.amongst almost 6 years ago
i suspect the biggest conspiracy is that we humans are still around. A tad bit of history and one is not sure if it was supposed to go that way.
khmo almost 6 years ago
Sure is an uncanny resemblance between Lars and Jeffrey. The idea of replacing humans is a terrific one.
Dr_Fogg almost 6 years ago
If you gave squirrels the intelligence we have they wouldn’t be any better either. Ask the red headed nut job
Masterskrain almost 6 years ago
The best replacements? WILEY BEARS!!!!
Prey almost 6 years ago
Someone tell Jeffrey he is human and so will be replaced as well, Dennis Rodman appears to be safe.
josballard almost 6 years ago
Jeffery doesn’t seem to be too upset at the plan. Squirrel in disguise? Or just a traitor to the humans?
tripwire45 almost 6 years ago
I feel it important to mention that the cartoonist is human as well as all of his readers.
Bill The Nuke almost 6 years ago
Smart, plotting your own demise.
Bookworm almost 6 years ago
The two most reliable sources of information in the world: Ancient Aliens and the Trump Presidency. /s
JohnTheFoole almost 6 years ago
I’m down with this concept!
Cerabooge almost 6 years ago
With what we’re doing to nature, it won’t be squirrels. It’ll be cockroaches.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Excellent choice. Though, I suspect they would end up at war with the dog population and then cats would take over. Besides I am thinking, since the earth is covered by water, and most likely to be even more covered by water soon, the Dolphin is a prime contender for world domination.
DavidS.McQueen almost 6 years ago
The current meme in the U.S. = “Misanthropy rules! All humans must go! (Except for me because I’m special)”
WoodstockJack almost 6 years ago
Punks. Anyone remember who James Earl Carter was before he swept in to replace Nixon’s tool?
Andrew Sleeth almost 6 years ago
It would seem the GOP conspiracy to undermine Roe v. Wade is barking up the wrong tree, now that we’ve learned human babies are born dead-on-arrival even when they go full term. All hail, Squirrels!
COL Crash almost 6 years ago
Jeffrey has a point there. I’m currently pulling off the largest and most complicated insurance scam in history in plain sight and even the ones who will benefit most don’t want to see it.
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
I’ve always assumed the cockroaches were next in line.
BiathlonNut almost 6 years ago
Cockroaches, dolphins, bears, squirrels, etc. do not have opposable thumbs, and are not capable of the fine motor coordination necessary to develop the technology needed to maintain a civilization. On the other hand, who needs civilization?
ted.66bird almost 6 years ago
Yeah, we’ve all seen by now how the current Idiot Replacement is working out in this idiocracy.
Linguist almost 6 years ago
" As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list.I’ve got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
.
There’s the idiot denouncing with enthusiastic tone
All football teams but his, and every suburb but his own.
The man who sits beside you on the plane and wants to talk,
Whose jabbering inspires you to jab him with your fork.
Your aunty with the moustache who insists on being kissed.
They’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed.
".
-————— From Michael Butel’s performance as Ko-Ko in Opera Australia’s production of Gilbert ^ Sullivan’s Mikado 2011
Bicycle Dude almost 6 years ago
Jeffery is right. Tell everyone there’s a conspiracy, then behave outrageously, obfuscate, lie, blame, insult, threaten, lawyer up and obstruct. Bingo! You have a conspiracy.
PoodleGroomer almost 6 years ago
We will all be replaced by suburban trash pandas.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Tell the absolute total truth about how you broke your arm(highly improbable incident) and no one will believe a word of it(unless of course someone filmed it and put it on uTube, then, that person will be accused of photoshopping the whole thing) best to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, then listen as people respond, “well if you don’t want to tell me”
StevenTelleen almost 6 years ago
Perhaps not just neocon trolls. Remember the Russian trolls and bots succeeded because the trolled not only both sides, but also divisions within each side in order to create a bigger emotional gap in the electorate.
jimchronister2016 almost 6 years ago
That’s a Big no shit!
jimchronister2016 almost 6 years ago
Replace them with dogs! Much much better for earth’s longevity!
jimchronister2016 almost 6 years ago
I vote for lots n lots of Beagles!
librarian4hire almost 6 years ago
No, it’s going to be raccoons replacing us. Wait and see.
Kali almost 6 years ago
Every day we see prime examples of THAT, Lars. Most worship … um, that guy….
Concretionist almost 6 years ago
The Big Lie has a long history of being effective.
Redd Panda almost 6 years ago
Squirrels won’t work, the holocaust that man is bringing to this tired planet is likely to kill all mammals. The likely survivors are the same ones who survived the Dinosaur kill-off. The avians and the reptiles.
listmom almost 6 years ago
I have done the research. Raccoons are more clever than the squirrels.
ZeebaNeighba1985 almost 6 years ago
I, for one, welcome our new tree-dwelling overlords.
girocestaro almost 6 years ago
Hey Kev, take you head 0ut of your a$$