Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 30, 2019

Gone Past Safety

Usually GPS sends you down the wrong road but in this case, maybe the right road. What did you do?

Really! There is a place called Nowhere, Arizona.

The Hell he wanted to go to is in Minnesota.

He’ll, I’ll take it, anything to get away from the Trump mentality.

This is what happens when you tell your GPS that your destination is “the sticks”.

Maybe you used the phrase “where in the heII is it” once too often.

He thought he was going to the Styx concert, not the river Styx.

Well, we all end up there eventually.

“Recalculating.”

If you don’t have a coin, the ferryman will gladly take that shiny object you call the key to your car.

that sweet voice that leads one to nowhere…

The ultimate meaning for ‘final destination’.

Charon has a solid 5.00 rating on Lyft.

Stovokor is waiting.

When the flight attendant asks “where is your final destination?” I say “it depends on the sort of life I’ve led, doesn’t it?”

don’t pay the ferryman till he gets you to other side…

Nebbish moonlighting.

Typical GPS; sending you down a dead end.

Look honey! It’s the Charles River!

“There are many roads, but only one destination.”

It was the faulty GOP GPS that has America on the road to her demise.

That’s a destination we will all arrive at sooner or later. No greater equalizer than death.

Hades Creek, Washington?

Should have taken that left toin at Albuquerque.

Try to take a taxi without giving the driver an exact address or web-identified location.

Gmaps routes people through our neighborhood, on a 25-mph, 1 1/2 lane road, without sidewalks and a near a high school. There’s a four-lane, 40-mph highway about 100 yards downhill.

It is a slight comfort to me to know that when I take my ride in that vessel, Buttercup,s yacht will blow past me on the way to the deepest circle.

Just dont pay the Ferryman. Dont even fix a price.

Actually, it looks like he was a little too specific.

It happened, sort of. Google: Google Maps detour left about 100 cars briefly stranded on impassable dirt road near Denver airport

Just when you think the GPS is helping you, it styx it to you…

I’m looking for the guy with the orange hair.

Wouldn’t it be cool if there really was a ferry and a boatman?

Wrong park and ride location.

We’ve all been there…. one night seems like an eternity!

I found a way to cheat death; I don’t carry any change.

Great one, Wiley……………….

This is why I don’t use GPS, and why I don’t like ride Charon !!

“If tonight’s our time to go, the one thing I know”

“We’ll need a coin for the ferryman”

“Leave us a coin for the ferryman"

“You have now arrived at the river Styx.”

As long as the Ferry takes me to the Shetlands I’d be happy enough. ;)

This is how Lyft’s GPS has been working lately.

Never let your ex program the GPS.

Google Maps had an Easter Egg for awhile: If you said you wanted to go from Paris to New York City by foot, it included a segment where you “swim East for Xxx miles”.

They must be using Google Maps. (:-)

“Siri, how do I get to the end of my road?” And, to all the Obvious Styx (obsessed with Paradise) references, Don’t Fear the Reaper… BOC RULES!